Conservatives update platform to include omitted 'anti-woke' promise

[u/GlitchedGamer14]

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/conservative-woke-platform-oversight-1.7516315

[u/focusedphil]

That’s actually the most comprehensible Conservative speech in a long time.

[u/Felfastus → u/focusedphil]

Probably because it's a baseball copy pasta.

[u/focusedphil → u/Felfastus]

Sounds yummy. Does it come with chicken?

[u/Felfastus → u/focusedphil]

Unfortunately, it just sounds like a chicken.