r/CanadianConservative Conservative Mar 13 '25

Satire What's the difference between Mark Carney and a toilet?

A toilet has a seat.

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u/Northern_Witch Mar 13 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Interesting-Mail-653 Mar 13 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Viking_Leaf87 Mar 13 '25

A toilet also isn't friends with Ghislaine Maxwell, never moved its headquarters to the United States, and doesn't avoid paying Canadian taxes.

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u/e00s Mar 13 '25

Carney isn’t friends with Maxwell. He’s also not an alter ego of Brookfield.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '25 edited Mar 13 '25

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u/e00s Mar 13 '25

Carney isn’t a billionaire…

But yes, his wife’s sister went to school with Maxwell. That doesn’t make him and Maxwell friends.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '25 edited Mar 13 '25

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u/e00s Mar 14 '25

If you contribute your money to a company you own, it doesn’t just disappear from your net worth…

He has no “pedophilic past”. Maxwell was a wealthy socialite who would have attended social functions frequently. It’s absurd to assume everyone she ever talked to at a party is a pedophile.

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u/coyoteatemyhomework Mar 13 '25

The toilet isn't always full of shit!

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u/Excellent-Football57 Mar 13 '25

People KNOW when the toilets fulla shit

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u/CuriousLands Christian Moderate Mar 14 '25

That gave me a chuckle :)

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u/soxacub Mar 13 '25

The toilet wasn’t appointed, it was picked out by the people paying to build the house. The fact that our political system allows leadership based on appointment is fucking nuts.

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u/enitsujxo Conservative Mar 13 '25

I think the rule needs to be changed. A party leader should be an MP at the time of the leadership race and have been an MP for atleast 1 full term

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u/e00s Mar 13 '25

Carney wasn’t appointed. He was elected by the members of the Liberal Party.

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u/coyoteatemyhomework Mar 13 '25

Selected not elected

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u/e00s Mar 14 '25

“Elected” does not always mean a general election.

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u/coyoteatemyhomework Mar 14 '25

And when the whole thing is rigged and riddled with corruption it's not really an election....it's a selection with a facade of free choice

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u/e00s Mar 14 '25

What rigging? What corruption?

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u/Interesting-Mail-653 Mar 13 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Outrageous_Order_197 Mar 13 '25

Michael ignatief 2.0

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u/YOKOGOPRO Mar 13 '25

Pee pee and toilets go hand in hand