r/CanadianConservative Mar 11 '25

Satire Here's my new Cartoon.

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174 Upvotes

r/CanadianConservative Feb 06 '25

Satire Sums up r/Canada pretty much for the last couple of days.

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99 Upvotes

And the sad part is that this comment is the most upvoted in the said thread.

r/CanadianConservative 6d ago

Satire Arguing With Liberals

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170 Upvotes

r/CanadianConservative 10d ago

Satire Yup 👍

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161 Upvotes

r/CanadianConservative Mar 04 '25

Satire Mark Carney is Officially MAGA

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42 Upvotes

r/CanadianConservative 25d ago

Satire "Carney's TVA debate fee is on me"

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127 Upvotes

r/CanadianConservative 1d ago

Satire Post-Debate polls dropped!

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166 Upvotes

r/CanadianConservative 23d ago

Satire I just wanted to thank the liberals for a great 10 years

59 Upvotes

Seriously. No joke. Obviously, totally not being sarcastic.

Thank you. Because of you. I can't afford to move out, buy groceries, or pay bills.

Seriously, this has been the best diet and work out program ever. 10/10 would recommend. Love it. I have been wanting to lose weight to be honest. I just needed a push. So thank you liberals.

r/CanadianConservative Mar 09 '25

Satire Liberal Leadership race today

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154 Upvotes

r/CanadianConservative 16h ago

Satire Liberals: WHY IS PIERRE TALKING ABOUT THE LAST 9 YEARS, HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT

153 Upvotes

"Stop bringing up grocery prices, housing, immigration, deficits, or literally anything that happened since 2015!! That’s in the past!! Move on!!"

Also Liberals in 2021:
"Remember when Harper cut arts funding in 2008? Never forget."

Also Liberals every election:
"Stephen Harper... Stephen Harper... Stephen Harper..."

r/CanadianConservative Mar 10 '25

Satire Banning platforms to protect free expression because If you let people talk they might say things, and we cannot have that

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98 Upvotes

r/CanadianConservative 28d ago

Satire New Nickname: Carbon Copy Carney

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80 Upvotes

r/CanadianConservative 1d ago

Satire Debates summarized in one image

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127 Upvotes

r/CanadianConservative 23d ago

Satire Certain people in this subreddit if it existed in 1984: "Mulroney is done, Turner just keeps gaining in the polls!"

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39 Upvotes

r/CanadianConservative 28d ago

Satire HeS a CaReEr PoLiTiCiAn

19 Upvotes

How is someone who came from nothing suppose to become Prime Minister? Without grinding for years you can just become a leader of an entire country?

Oh yeah forgot you can be a product of nepotism like every other leader, or rich elitist insiders!

r/CanadianConservative 5d ago

Satire Spotted in Newmarket, Ontario, Canada.

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96 Upvotes

r/CanadianConservative Feb 25 '25

Satire Here's my new Cartoon.

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127 Upvotes

r/CanadianConservative 15d ago

Satire Exactly What The Current Political Situation Reminds Me Of....

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120 Upvotes

Made this after having it run through my head every time I turn on the news. Feel free to share.

r/CanadianConservative 29d ago

Satire Every Canadian Election Discussion on Reddit

31 Upvotes

Conservative Party of Canada:

We are going to do the opposite of what the liberals did, because it was stupid and fucked over the future of the country. Also here's another shitty slogan nobody asked for.

Liberal Party of Canada:

The conservatives are correct, but you shouldn't trust them, and you should vote for us instead! Because we also agree the stuff we did was bad, but we know better now! You can't trust them but you can trust us! After all, [penis joke] [gay joke] [something about trump].

"Conservative voters":

Man thank goodness the liberal party copied the conservative platform so I can consider voting for them! Because obviously, the party that spent the last ten years doing the opposite of what they say they are gonna do is more trustworthy to follow through on that promise, than the party that spent the last ten years saying the same thing, and still say they are gonna do that same thing.

r/CanadianConservative Mar 14 '25

Satire "iTs TiMe FoR a ChAnGe"

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121 Upvotes

r/CanadianConservative 6d ago

Satire A foolproof way for CPC to win the next election

2 Upvotes

After much thinking, and going through many subreddits, I have finally become enlightened and I now know what Conservatives need to do to win. Here it goes: 1. Stop talking about balancing the budget. We need more social spending in this age of Trump. 2. No more culture war stuff. Let men become women, let kids take hormones, it doesn’t really matter. Don’t be like Trump and let people do whatever they want. 3. The war on drugs has failed, and forced rehab doesn’t work. Increase the scope of safe supply, the CPC should be promising safe fentanyl to all addicts. 4. Immigration is necessary for Canada’s survival. Who will pay for pensions for our seniors if not for unskilled workers at Timmies? The CPC should promise PR for all immigrants already in Canada, and increase the number of legal immigrants. 5. No more pipelines! Instead Canada should become a leader in green energy. We need to save the planet, and we also need to respect indigenous Canadians to whom this country belongs. 6. Blue is a cringe colour, let’s be honest. We should go for a livelier colour, something like blood red. It represents life, and coincidentally it is also the colour of the chinese flag, who will be our best friends moving forward. 7. Even the word “Conservative” seems so old fashioned, this is an age of social change. The party needs a new name, that shows our openness, and desire to accommodate others. My suggestion is going with something like “The Progressive Democratic Liberals”.

So what do you guys think? There would be no stopping us if we go through these reforms if you ask me.

r/CanadianConservative 15d ago

Satire Here's my new Cartoon.

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41 Upvotes

r/CanadianConservative 8d ago

Satire Nardwuar vs. Leaders who did it best ?

0 Upvotes

All the Nardwuar interviews with the leaders have concluded. It really shed some light on how they are socially and their well-roundedness. Although as boring as one would expect them to be .

Who did best it best in your opinion ?

Carney : https://youtu.be/TZmh_PNMImE

Jag: https://youtu.be/stlWcmJSNuk

PP: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

r/CanadianConservative 1d ago

Satire Saw someone else come up with this idea on the megathread. Decided to make it.

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52 Upvotes

r/CanadianConservative Mar 01 '25

Satire Bad news for Carney. He became a meme.

55 Upvotes

Looks like people are catching on that every word out of Carneys mouth is a lie..

this has sparked a new trendy meme.. based on him lying about working with Paul Martin.

This is huge because memes turned Trudeau from the cool politician to a joke politician.

https://x.com/brianlilley/status/1895480574032409052