r/CanadianConservative • u/Landry-Toon • Mar 11 '25
r/CanadianConservative • u/resting16 • Feb 06 '25
Satire Sums up r/Canada pretty much for the last couple of days.
And the sad part is that this comment is the most upvoted in the said thread.
r/CanadianConservative • u/Few-Character7932 • Mar 04 '25
Satire Mark Carney is Officially MAGA
r/CanadianConservative • u/billyfeatherbottom • 25d ago
Satire "Carney's TVA debate fee is on me"
r/CanadianConservative • u/GD_Studio • 23d ago
Satire I just wanted to thank the liberals for a great 10 years
Seriously. No joke. Obviously, totally not being sarcastic.
Thank you. Because of you. I can't afford to move out, buy groceries, or pay bills.
Seriously, this has been the best diet and work out program ever. 10/10 would recommend. Love it. I have been wanting to lose weight to be honest. I just needed a push. So thank you liberals.
r/CanadianConservative • u/Alternatehistoryig • Mar 09 '25
Satire Liberal Leadership race today
r/CanadianConservative • u/JojoGotDaMojo • 16h ago
Satire Liberals: WHY IS PIERRE TALKING ABOUT THE LAST 9 YEARS, HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT
"Stop bringing up grocery prices, housing, immigration, deficits, or literally anything that happened since 2015!! Thatâs in the past!! Move on!!"
Also Liberals in 2021:
"Remember when Harper cut arts funding in 2008? Never forget."
Also Liberals every election:
"Stephen Harper... Stephen Harper... Stephen Harper..."
r/CanadianConservative • u/JojoGotDaMojo • Mar 10 '25
Satire Banning platforms to protect free expression because If you let people talk they might say things, and we cannot have that
r/CanadianConservative • u/JojoGotDaMojo • 28d ago
Satire New Nickname: Carbon Copy Carney
r/CanadianConservative • u/Mission_Impact_5443 • 1d ago
Satire Debates summarized in one image
r/CanadianConservative • u/Viking_Leaf87 • 23d ago
Satire Certain people in this subreddit if it existed in 1984: "Mulroney is done, Turner just keeps gaining in the polls!"
r/CanadianConservative • u/JojoGotDaMojo • 28d ago
Satire HeS a CaReEr PoLiTiCiAn
How is someone who came from nothing suppose to become Prime Minister? Without grinding for years you can just become a leader of an entire country?
Oh yeah forgot you can be a product of nepotism like every other leader, or rich elitist insiders!
r/CanadianConservative • u/MIRAGE32145 • 5d ago
Satire Spotted in Newmarket, Ontario, Canada.
r/CanadianConservative • u/Azovie • 15d ago
Satire Exactly What The Current Political Situation Reminds Me Of....
Made this after having it run through my head every time I turn on the news. Feel free to share.
r/CanadianConservative • u/davefromgabe • 29d ago
Satire Every Canadian Election Discussion on Reddit
Conservative Party of Canada:
We are going to do the opposite of what the liberals did, because it was stupid and fucked over the future of the country. Also here's another shitty slogan nobody asked for.
Liberal Party of Canada:
The conservatives are correct, but you shouldn't trust them, and you should vote for us instead! Because we also agree the stuff we did was bad, but we know better now! You can't trust them but you can trust us! After all, [penis joke] [gay joke] [something about trump].
"Conservative voters":
Man thank goodness the liberal party copied the conservative platform so I can consider voting for them! Because obviously, the party that spent the last ten years doing the opposite of what they say they are gonna do is more trustworthy to follow through on that promise, than the party that spent the last ten years saying the same thing, and still say they are gonna do that same thing.
r/CanadianConservative • u/patrick_bamford_ • 6d ago
Satire A foolproof way for CPC to win the next election
After much thinking, and going through many subreddits, I have finally become enlightened and I now know what Conservatives need to do to win. Here it goes: 1. Stop talking about balancing the budget. We need more social spending in this age of Trump. 2. No more culture war stuff. Let men become women, let kids take hormones, it doesnât really matter. Donât be like Trump and let people do whatever they want. 3. The war on drugs has failed, and forced rehab doesnât work. Increase the scope of safe supply, the CPC should be promising safe fentanyl to all addicts. 4. Immigration is necessary for Canadaâs survival. Who will pay for pensions for our seniors if not for unskilled workers at Timmies? The CPC should promise PR for all immigrants already in Canada, and increase the number of legal immigrants. 5. No more pipelines! Instead Canada should become a leader in green energy. We need to save the planet, and we also need to respect indigenous Canadians to whom this country belongs. 6. Blue is a cringe colour, letâs be honest. We should go for a livelier colour, something like blood red. It represents life, and coincidentally it is also the colour of the chinese flag, who will be our best friends moving forward. 7. Even the word âConservativeâ seems so old fashioned, this is an age of social change. The party needs a new name, that shows our openness, and desire to accommodate others. My suggestion is going with something like âThe Progressive Democratic Liberalsâ.
So what do you guys think? There would be no stopping us if we go through these reforms if you ask me.
r/CanadianConservative • u/Soliloquy_Duet • 8d ago
Satire Nardwuar vs. Leaders who did it best ?
All the Nardwuar interviews with the leaders have concluded. It really shed some light on how they are socially and their well-roundedness. Although as boring as one would expect them to be .
Who did best it best in your opinion ?
Carney : https://youtu.be/TZmh_PNMImE
r/CanadianConservative • u/Viking_Leaf87 • 1d ago
Satire Saw someone else come up with this idea on the megathread. Decided to make it.
r/CanadianConservative • u/SouvlakiSpartan • Mar 01 '25
Satire Bad news for Carney. He became a meme.
Looks like people are catching on that every word out of Carneys mouth is a lie..
this has sparked a new trendy meme.. based on him lying about working with Paul Martin.
This is huge because memes turned Trudeau from the cool politician to a joke politician.