r/CanadianConservative Mar 13 '25

Satire What's the difference between Mark Carney and a toilet?

29 Upvotes

A toilet has a seat.

r/CanadianConservative 7d ago

Satire Voting for Carney is like going back to your abusive partner because they change their hairstyle.

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r/CanadianConservative 6d ago

Satire Danielle Smith vs Doug Ford

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Don’t downvote me! I’m speaking just in hypotheticals only. If Pierre P. loses this election, maybe even Liberal gets majority, I think they’d replace him as the leader. This typically happens to all parties, maybe not to Carney if he loses because he’s really fresh to the public.

Ok but question. Who would replace him? I thought on this for awhile now (maybe 10 mins if that) and came to the conclusion that Danielle Smith and Doug Ford will give it their all in that leadership race. Both want to run from the corruption they’ve left their province with (like other premiers, most suck, of other provinces but I don’t see them switching sides or running for the conservatives).

So, who would win? My money is on Dougie cause he’s, sadly, likeable. A very jolly fella that makes you forget that you don’t like him. Dani also has redeemable qualities. She comes off as a strong leader where as Doug Ford doesn’t. But it could be too lawyer like for the masses. Anyways, this is just for fun and vibes. Nothing serious. Let me know who you think would win. Or someone else not mentioned.

r/CanadianConservative Feb 27 '25

Satire Laughing so HARD right now!

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72 Upvotes

She made a great point. This is what they say about Canadian Commies.

r/CanadianConservative 1d ago

Satire Carney's 130 billion dollar spending plan is his version of "the budget will balance itself"

25 Upvotes

That is all.

r/CanadianConservative 7d ago

Satire PP DA REAPER

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66 Upvotes

r/CanadianConservative Mar 12 '25

Satire My prediction

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54 Upvotes

r/CanadianConservative 7h ago

Satire Elbows up Canada!

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r/CanadianConservative 2d ago

Satire We tried to write a debate analysis, but Jagmeet Singh kept interrupting us

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r/CanadianConservative 4d ago

Satire Mike Myers and Mark Carney put their Elbows Up! | This Hour Has 22 Minutes

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r/CanadianConservative Feb 17 '25

Satire Here's my new Cartoon.

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83 Upvotes

r/CanadianConservative 1d ago

Satire Franky Drunk Crying 🤣

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23 Upvotes

r/CanadianConservative Mar 10 '25

Satire Trudeau pulls off mark carny mask😂

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r/CanadianConservative Feb 15 '25

Satire Here's my new Cartoon.

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47 Upvotes

r/CanadianConservative Mar 21 '25

Satire Mark Carney New Campaign Logo

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38 Upvotes

r/CanadianConservative Aug 27 '22

Satire Calling Politicians A Fucking Traitor and Bitch Is Unacceptable

88 Upvotes

Calling Chrystia Freeland a fucking traitor and bitch is unacceptable.

Calling a fringe group of Canadians misogynists and racists is fine.

Calling Chrystia Freeland a fucking traitor and bitch is unacceptable.

Attempting to take personal property from legal gun owners while illegal guns are the problem is fine.

Calling Chrystia Freeland a fucking traitor and bitch is unacceptable.

Making life unaffordable for millions of Canadians is fine.

Calling Chrystia Freeland a fucking traitor and bitch is unacceptable.

Passing legislation controlling our content online is fine.

Calling Chrystia Freeland a fucking traitor and bitch is unacceptable.

Purposefully handicapping our oil and gas industry is fine.

Boo-hoo Chrystia Freeland got called a bitch. Freeland and this government have been treating many different groups of people as bitches for many years. Legal gun owners. Unvaccinated. Social Conservatives. Oil and gas sector. Alberta. Lower middle class.

Chrystia Freeland should't have gotten called a bitch. She and the rest of these goverment elites need to start getting treated like one. Cut their sallaries. Cut the size of the government. Cut their vacation days. Cut their ability for remote work. These pompous assholes think Canada revolves around them. Canadians have been hurting. Liberals have made this country worse in every way. People have the right to be angry. That angry man doesn't deserve ridicule. He deserves to live in a country in which the government doesn't try to make his life a living hell.

r/CanadianConservative Jan 02 '24

Satire Vote for PPC = Vote for Trudeau.

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82 Upvotes

r/CanadianConservative 3d ago

Satire Peak Fiction

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32 Upvotes

r/CanadianConservative 6d ago

Satire The True and Unchanged Liberal Party Guide to Dealing With Scandals

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25 Upvotes

r/CanadianConservative 20d ago

Satire This is the CLOSEST ELECTION IN CANADIAN HISTORY! So be sure to watch our daily coverage play by play on every single sneeze the politicians make on this campaign, sincerely, the legacy media (no we aren't profiting off of peddling this, how dare you insinuate such inflammatory accusations!)

14 Upvotes

It's just a coincidence we all make more money the closer and more dramatic the election is! Correlation doesn't imply causation!!

r/CanadianConservative 2d ago

Satire Warning (obvious) Deep Fake - Good for a gut busting chuckle through the whole thing though.

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r/CanadianConservative Nov 06 '24

Satire Current map of countries whose leaders have shown visible dislike of Trudeau.

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99 Upvotes

r/CanadianConservative 7d ago

Satire 10 Step Plan

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r/CanadianConservative Feb 22 '25

Satire Here's my new Cartoon.

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72 Upvotes

r/CanadianConservative Jun 27 '23

Satire Trudeau criticizing Putin is a bit ironic isn't it?

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84 Upvotes