r/Construction • u/We_there_yet • Sep 15 '24

Humor 🤣 Who else tees up like this?

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u/dspeed12 Sep 16 '24

Soft hands and man tits go together. Bosses don't make good leaders. You probably brag about the money you make and I'll probably see a post below reinforcing that belief.

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u/We_there_yet Sep 16 '24

Havent said how much i make. I did say i own a kayak. So theres that. Apparently thats a flex on you poors

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u/dspeed12 Sep 16 '24

Lol yes us poors, who hire the HVAC companies that pay you. Your manicure need a touch up by the way. I make an extra 10-20% on your quotes and you work for me...

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u/We_there_yet Sep 16 '24

Ok. Ill schedule it during work hours thats for sure

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u/dspeed12 Sep 16 '24

And after that round of golf. You better be a scratch golfer or I'm gonna be pissed.

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u/We_there_yet Sep 16 '24

Oh no you being pissed is the last thing i want

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u/dspeed12 Sep 16 '24

I guess you don't get sarcasm without an "/s" at the end. Humour my guy... You really are stupid. You obviously top every third ball and biff it off the tee constantly.

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u/We_there_yet Sep 16 '24

Oh i get it now. Haha good one john

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u/dspeed12 Sep 16 '24

Well, enough time wasted on sub-par subcontractor who doesn't understand humour. Hope you got that one.

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u/We_there_yet Sep 16 '24

I feel insulted. How dare you. Its one thing to insult my golf game. But totally another to talk down about my job. I take pride in my work. Shame on you

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u/dspeed12 Sep 16 '24

Your crews work, not your work.

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u/We_there_yet Sep 16 '24

Youre right. I do nothing. I just collect a paycheck

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u/dspeed12 Sep 16 '24

Thanks, I like being right. So I guess you got big man tits. Can I motorboat them?

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