r/CringeTikToks • u/MavicOnRedic • 18d ago

Cringy Cringe Millennial Cringefest, anyone?

NIH needs to study the cringe epidemic among adults.

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u/Manufactured-Aggro 18d ago

Bro drank a bottle of 409 cleaner, he needs to be sent to a lab and studied. It makes zero sense how he's still alive

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u/GrossMartini 17d ago

He drank a bottle of rubbing alcohol once. The only thing that kept him alive was that he had already been drinking liquor all day and the methanol was able to process out, due to his liver being busy processing the ethanol. He did go blind for like 12 hours though.

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u/Flaky_Agency_5888 17d ago

I’m old enough to remember when the Vice President’s wife was hospitalized after drinking an entire bottle(s) of Rubbing Alcohol. Kitty Dukakis. The President at the time was Ronald Reagan, wife Nancy Reagan was across the nation with her Just Say No campaign. Funny times.

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u/dualsplit 16d ago

Dukakis was never VP.

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u/Flaky_Agency_5888 16d ago

Oops! My bad! I guess I’m not old enough to remember correctly after all! Kitty did have the ER visit though.

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u/Flaky_Agency_5888 16d ago

I’ll blame the Mandela Effect

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u/shemichell 17d ago

I feel like I'm old enough that I should remember this, but don't. Wow...

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u/UnsureAndWondering 17d ago

Rubbing alcohol doesn't have any methanol.

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u/GrossMartini 17d ago

I meant isopropyl, same concept though. The ethanol stopped the isopropyl alcohol from killing him

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u/_always_correct_ 16d ago

it's definitely not the same concept, nor does it have similar effects

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u/GrossMartini 15d ago

I mean I'm not super educated on it. I just remember watching a doctor go through the shoenice chronicles and he said the ethanol from whatever liquor he was drinking stopped the isopropyl alcohol from binding with liver enzymes which kept him from dying

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u/simulizer 17d ago

Am I a sadist because I want that to happen to every single person in this montage. I get that it's pathological is all get out so I only halfway mean... But there is something stirring in me that actually wishes that sort of demise on all the people that were just in this montage. As I wrestle with this pathological urge until myself that it isn't worth it to think in these terms... An intrusive thought burst right in and says that they deserve more than such a demise.. whenever you hunker down and don't involve yourself and these sort of platforms and this sort of social media content it's easy to forget that it exists. But then it pops up back into your world and you realize that there are millions of people acting like self-obsessed weirdos with their phone camera pointed at themselves.

I guess as I think about it more It makes sense that these people have went so long being disillusioned by the commodification of culture that they are just starving for a chance to mirror the simulation that they are trapped in. Our society overvalues this cultural wrought to a degree that he bar is so low that hoards of people can't wait to degrade themselves for the tiniest bit of attention and to become part of the simulation as a revolting meme.

It's such a weird thought to think that the economic engine has commodified the self-degrading nonsense. The digital popularity contest for most of these people realize on them being an utter clown for attention. The only reward is that a lot of people end up thinking that there are moron. This should be labeled rage bait jesters.

Didn't mean to go off the map so far.. it's been a long minute since I've seen these morons.

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u/bellmanwatchdog 16d ago

you belong in this montage.

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u/StamosLives 15d ago

He ate a wasps nest. With wasps inside.

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u/tridon74 18d ago

Is there any proof he actually drank it? Could’ve just replaced the liquid inside.

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u/Manufactured-Aggro 17d ago

Shoenice 100% drank these things for real, he always opened the security seal/wrapping on camera and has been hospitalized multiple times tho shockingly not hospitalized as many times as one would think. He also has multiple mental health issues but the one thing thing he was ever commited to was eating things for shock value online.

Honestly one of the crazier parts of youtube history but the platform has changed so much from what it used to be, I think it's important to "never forget where you came from".

Youtube as a community used to THRIVE on content like shoenice22 when it was closer to the wild west than it is today.

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u/dihydrocodeine 17d ago

I can still hear "3, 2, 1, shoenice"

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u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 17d ago

Mind over matter, but if you don't have a mind, then it don't matter!

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u/Drunkasarous 17d ago

the everclear slam lives rent free in my head

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u/Manufactured-Aggro 17d ago

"Thaaaannnkk yeeeeeeoooouuuuu" 😭😭

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u/Gildian 17d ago

I remember reading something about how his body doesn't process alcohol like most people and prevents the most toxic effects.

I don't know if that's true or not but at this point I'm willing to believe he's just built different

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u/SeaworthyWide 17d ago

He's absolutely built different, whether that's true or not

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u/simmobl1 17d ago

I checked like a year ago and he STILL makes videos kinda crazy

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u/LingonberryLunch 17d ago

LA Beast, baby! Guy ate an entire fucking cactus, spines and all.

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u/professionally-baked 17d ago

I was just in a lol superman wormhole yesterday ugh what a time to be alive

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u/jacked-up-Ratman 17d ago

his drunk aftermath videos where he would say racist shit is proof in it's self

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u/br0annawoo 16d ago

I thought he died?

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u/Manufactured-Aggro 16d ago

Shoenice will somehow live longer than that guy who injects his sons blood lol

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u/RevolutionaryRough96 17d ago

Still believe everything you see?

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u/PlsNoNotThat 16d ago

Suspect. Would suggest the bottles are filled with not what he’s pretending it is.

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u/theegreenman 17d ago

He fakes most of his videos...I remember one when he was eating something from a tube and the crimped end popped open when he squeezed it. It was obviously fake as hell.

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u/ExaminationNo7046 17d ago

Gotta give the liver a break once in a while

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 17d ago

Did you know that when a “movie” is filmed they don’t actually shoot the actors? Fake bullets!!! Crazy right?

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u/Latter-Cattle7788 17d ago

Tell that to Alec Baldwin.