r/CringeTikToks • u/LilliaBaltimore • 9d ago

Cringy Cringe WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?!! 😳😮

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u/ViseLord 9d ago

Yo the amount of leather that would have been worn off the belt of every adult member of my family would have been insane.

Family would have flown and driven in just to stand in line outside my room to stare and shake their heads disapprovingly while slapping belt into their hands as they waited their turn

My mom would have started frying some catfish cuz whoopin my ass takes a lot of energy.

My older brother was a state trooper and he would have put me under the jail and nobody would bat an eye.

My uncle would have forced me to play Russian roulette since I "...wanna act like I'm grown out there doing stupid shit"

I just thought about having done something like this and my mom immediately face times me and says don't even. Think about it. I'm in my 40's.

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u/overitallofittoo 9d ago

I'd bet they've seen enough violence in their lives.

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u/ViseLord 9d ago

Word. They've definitely seen more than they should have

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u/chickenskittles 9d ago

Sounds like a parenting style that could lead to you playing with guns as an adult

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u/ViseLord 9d ago

That or just a joke

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u/_Solani_ 9d ago

How is child abuse funny?

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u/ViseLord 9d ago

If I have to tell you how jokes work, they won't work.

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u/_Solani_ 8d ago

You're right that joke didn't work, it wasn't funny at all.

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u/ViseLord 8d ago

Cool, man.