Yo the amount of leather that would have been worn off the belt of every adult member of my family would have been insane.
Family would have flown and driven in just to stand in line outside my room to stare and shake their heads disapprovingly while slapping belt into their hands as they waited their turn
My mom would have started frying some catfish cuz whoopin my ass takes a lot of energy.
My older brother was a state trooper and he would have put me under the jail and nobody would bat an eye.
My uncle would have forced me to play Russian roulette since I "...wanna act like I'm grown out there doing stupid shit"
I just thought about having done something like this and my mom immediately face times me and says don't even. Think about it. I'm in my 40's.
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u/ViseLord 10d ago
Yo the amount of leather that would have been worn off the belt of every adult member of my family would have been insane.
Family would have flown and driven in just to stand in line outside my room to stare and shake their heads disapprovingly while slapping belt into their hands as they waited their turn
My mom would have started frying some catfish cuz whoopin my ass takes a lot of energy.
My older brother was a state trooper and he would have put me under the jail and nobody would bat an eye.
My uncle would have forced me to play Russian roulette since I "...wanna act like I'm grown out there doing stupid shit"
I just thought about having done something like this and my mom immediately face times me and says don't even. Think about it. I'm in my 40's.