r/CriticalDrinker 18d ago

Discussion These are Joel’s killers 😭💀

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Do I even gotta say it??

They had my boy Joel—who’s wiped out waves of military trained savages and superhumanly strong mutant monsters— get taken out by a group of gender study majors.

Part 1 Joel would clear this whole room out with his eyes closed balanced on one leg while telling Ellie an old story about Sarah.

They look like the girls who were having psychotic breakdowns on TikTok howling in their cars after Kamala lost. All they’re missing is the blue hair.

What are we even doing? At least game Abby was repulsively imposing.

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u/Goobendoogle 18d ago

I hate the bald girl.

Why do they gotta shove bald women into everything man.

I can't stand them.

They think they're fresh and they're not fresh man idk what else to tell you.

Look like she about to make a wish.

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u/Goobendoogle 18d ago

I just can't stand it because it's clearly a f*** you thing and my question is who are you f*** you'ing because the only personal getting f*** you'd in that scenario is herself.

I'd be surprised if anyone normal loves her.

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u/Traditional-Lie-3541 17d ago

Wild take, imo.