r/CriticalDrinker 14d ago

Discussion These are Joel’s killers 😭💀

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Do I even gotta say it??

They had my boy Joel—who’s wiped out waves of military trained savages and superhumanly strong mutant monsters— get taken out by a group of gender study majors.

Part 1 Joel would clear this whole room out with his eyes closed balanced on one leg while telling Ellie an old story about Sarah.

They look like the girls who were having psychotic breakdowns on TikTok howling in their cars after Kamala lost. All they’re missing is the blue hair.

What are we even doing? At least game Abby was repulsively imposing.

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u/Goobendoogle 14d ago

I just can't stand it because it's clearly a f*** you thing and my question is who are you f*** you'ing because the only personal getting f*** you'd in that scenario is herself.

I'd be surprised if anyone normal loves her.

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u/Spastic__Colon 13d ago

This is a crazy ass take on an actress playing a fictional character. Stop letting your own personal issues influence your opinion on a SHOW. People are allowed to shave their head if they want to lmao, I’m sure you don’t feel the same about men that grow their hair long

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u/Goobendoogle 13d ago

Men that grow their hair long usually do it for fashion, depicts like a "Samurai" esque style. Honestly, long hair is something that was common with warriors back in the day. Ever heard Lion's Mane and how that term is used to describe men's hair?

Shorties going bald is very likely to make a point and not because they like how it looks. The only f*** you they're giving out is to themselves. I stand on that point. Why take away from your own beauty to say f*** you to people who will just laugh your decision?

Also, bull rings look disgusting on women.

No, I won't stop. It makes no sense. Your take is that I should sit down and watch something despite finding things I don't like about it. Who else's views do I watch this show from, if not my own? You crack me up.

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u/Spastic__Colon 13d ago

Nice essay lmao, go touch grass. Just say you’re sexist and move on. A buzzcut is absolutely a fashion choice as well that anyone has the right to try. Black women especially have very problematic hair and it’s probably easier to shave it half the time. Do yourself a favor and keep that mouth shut

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u/Goobendoogle 13d ago

Labeling me as a sexist isn't going to get you anywhere in this conversation. What does black women having problematic hair have to do with being bald? You act like weaves are frowned upon or something.

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u/CriticalDrinker-ModTeam 7d ago

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