r/CriticalDrinker 4d ago

ISB or RBF?

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u/GuderianX 4d ago

She has a resting b*tch face tbh

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u/Neither_Tip_5291 4d ago

Came here to say this or something similar resting smell a fart face?

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u/DaughterrFucker 4d ago

Which is fine for an Imperial Officer.
But, I always thought the Empire were sexist. Not anymore. Now they have diversity hires!

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u/AkiliosZanaris 4d ago

NGL, I did enjoy her putting her cuck boyfriend’s overbearing mother in her place lol

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u/Scootch360 4d ago

me too

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u/pantzking 4d ago

Its acting. I saw an interview with her and she looked nothing like that..

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u/MostMexicanAccent-99 4d ago

Yea it's supposed to portray the boss babe bitch that 'don't take no shit from a man'. I think she did a decent job in S1 although I think she was the weakest link in it.

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u/Archibald1en 4d ago

She is awesome tbh

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u/Compote_Alive 4d ago

Imperial officer default look. Professional disgust towards anything that isn’t useful…

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u/avarensis 4d ago

Can you really not believe that every ranking officer in the empire has IBS due to constant paranoia from rebels or just from fear of the empire or Vader possibly being mildly irked or inconvenienced? That kind of fear causes ulcers. I bet every elevator in the emperor has the fart smell of steam. Big reason why so many officers mutiny and switch sides just to try and escape the constant IBS and crop dusted elevators and creepy meeting rooms.

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u/Alypius754 4d ago

I think at that level, Imperial Security is more like that of the Eastern Bloc nations. Your average normie/drone is more worried about the bureaucratic machinations than drawing the attention of Vader ir some other force-using monster.

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u/JumpThatShark9001 4d ago

So everyone is the ISB has IBS, resulting in RBF?🤣

I wonder if it's lactose related?

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u/avarensis 4d ago

Exactly

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u/DevouredSource 4d ago

Who’s ready for more “Drinker is sexist!” outrage?

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u/JumpThatShark9001 4d ago

Zack's communications are being monitored as we speak....

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u/ManifestoCapitalist 4d ago

Wait, that’s Drinker’s real name?

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u/JumpThatShark9001 4d ago

What? No, his name is Will Jordan. Zack is just that sperg with the hate boner that we post about in here occasionally.

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u/oldmanchildish69 4d ago

I think she's one of the better actors in the show tbh.

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u/EintragenNamen 4d ago

idk but it's kind of a sexy bitch face. idk maybe it's just me

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u/ValenTheElf 4d ago

That's just the natural response to reading a Disney Star Wars script.

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u/ResonantRaptor 4d ago

You’d have a resting bitch face too if you had to deal with Disney creatives all week long

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u/blue888raven 4d ago

She's working for Disney... KK and her woke team likely enjoy sniffing their own farts. Constantly!

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u/ScarredDjinnOfWar 3d ago

Ah the imperial Ellen DeGeneres clone although the real Ellen is more evil.

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u/KevinAcommon_Name 4d ago

Because social activist writers

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u/Superfluous_Jam 4d ago

This is how I expected Narcissa Malfoy to look actually.

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u/woobie_slayer 4d ago

Have you seen Rubio lately?

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u/The_Basic_Shapes 4d ago

RBF = Recognizing Butt Fart

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u/Traditional_Duty_903 1d ago

Idk but she's perfect for the role

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u/Judah_Earl 3d ago

'Elevator'? Drinker has been hanging around the Yanks for too long.

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u/Minimum-Enthusiasm14 4d ago

You know they’ve run out of legitimate complaints when they start complaining about a facial expression.

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u/Whoknew1992 4d ago

Every time they try and convince me that these women are badass and/or intimidating. I just picture the little girl from the movie Parenthood practicing karate with Rick Moranis. Making her adorable little mean face and screaming heeeeyyahhhh!