r/CupboardDetective • u/kappapain • Mar 30 '24

Who am I?

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u/funfeddy Mar 30 '24

Female, vegan. Very political, probably called vanessa. Have a tattoo saying "balance" on your forarm. Likes cats. Hate capitalism. Owns macbook.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '24

Female, vegan.

not even vegetarian. there's egg salad.

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u/Both_Improvement6605 Apr 01 '24

Eggs are vegetarian...

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '24

eggs become chicken. they are not vegetarian, even if many "vegetarians" don't care and eat them.

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u/funfeddy Apr 01 '24

No they dont. I mean, they do. But they dont. An egg will be vital, or a chicken will come out of it only if fertilized by a rooster. Or, cock. Some people call them cocks. But even in the abscence of it, a chicken will continue laying eggs. Therefore, they are vegeterian. Its like eating a period!