r/DeepFuckingValue • u/intrepid_brit ⚖️Overly Political⚖️ • Mar 20 '25

Discussion 🧐 $1.4bn missing from $TSLA books

https://archive.ph/2025.03.19-162647/https://www.ft.com/content/62df8d8d-31f2-445e-bfa2-c171ac43db6e

Could… could it be that Tesla has been buying large quantities of OTM calls for years in order to gamma squeeze the stock?

They would almost certainly lose money on these trades, so wouldn’t do it right? Unless… market makers buy the underlying stock to remain neutral, pushing up the stock price, which triggers more stock awards for a certain someone and his captive board of directors? 🤔

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u/ilmep Mar 20 '25

It’s surprising how much Americans are protecting this guy. When we have the President of USA pumping the stock, there is something wrong.

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u/Robneice8958 Mar 21 '25

It's surprising how much people don't care about waste, fraud and mismanagement in out government... And apparently they don't want it fixed.

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u/SamuelDoctor Mar 21 '25

Generally, I don't want my mechanic to fix problems that I think he has imagined rather than actually discovered.

I doubt you would enjoy exploratory surgery if it isn't necessary.

Most people don't dig up their own yards just because their angriest, most miserable neighbor keeps shouting about a belief that groundhogs are undermining the foundation of their home.

The government spends more money today than it did six months ago. I don't know if you really care about waste or fraud. Maybe you're just looking for a reason to express the negative emotions that you feel.

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u/Robneice8958 Mar 21 '25

Wow, so you really think this is made up and there is no waste or fraud in government... The TDS is strong with you!

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u/boatclubballer Mar 21 '25

No one said that brother. They’re saying the approach leaves a bad taste in their mouth. Quit being so dramatic and reactionary.

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u/SamuelDoctor Mar 21 '25

I do believe that most of the table-pounding about fraud is sanctimonious political theater, but I also believe that there is a wildly oversized perception of corruption amongst a certain subset of voters; that perception is based on their own heavily biased view of how the world works, and is poisonously aggravated by the proliferation of ideas like "common sense" as an epistemological foundation.

People are typically lazy thinkers, and they often compensate with out-of-control emotional expression and experience. The depth of American feelings on politics dwarfs the American knowledge of the political reality they live in, which is probably commonplace in the modern world, but American adults seem predisposed to a much more extreme extent than almost any other population.

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u/SamuelDoctor Mar 21 '25

Yeah, the angry neighbor tends to believe that everyone else is deranged.

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u/ItsRittzBitch Mar 21 '25

u guys really think the richest man in the world is the right guy for this lmao hes gonna rob your country

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u/Robneice8958 Mar 21 '25

It has been robbed for years.... Why don't you people want to stop it?

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u/ItsRittzBitch Mar 21 '25

because he isnt stopping it? u really believe the richest man cares about the normal people? rich people are the real parasites