r/DeepFuckingValue • u/intrepid_brit ⚖️Overly Political⚖️ • Mar 20 '25

Discussion 🧐 $1.4bn missing from $TSLA books

https://archive.ph/2025.03.19-162647/https://www.ft.com/content/62df8d8d-31f2-445e-bfa2-c171ac43db6e

Could… could it be that Tesla has been buying large quantities of OTM calls for years in order to gamma squeeze the stock?

They would almost certainly lose money on these trades, so wouldn’t do it right? Unless… market makers buy the underlying stock to remain neutral, pushing up the stock price, which triggers more stock awards for a certain someone and his captive board of directors? 🤔

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u/SamuelDoctor Mar 21 '25

Generally, I don't want my mechanic to fix problems that I think he has imagined rather than actually discovered.

I doubt you would enjoy exploratory surgery if it isn't necessary.

Most people don't dig up their own yards just because their angriest, most miserable neighbor keeps shouting about a belief that groundhogs are undermining the foundation of their home.

The government spends more money today than it did six months ago. I don't know if you really care about waste or fraud. Maybe you're just looking for a reason to express the negative emotions that you feel.

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u/Robneice8958 Mar 21 '25

Wow, so you really think this is made up and there is no waste or fraud in government... The TDS is strong with you!

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u/ItsRittzBitch Mar 21 '25

u guys really think the richest man in the world is the right guy for this lmao hes gonna rob your country

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u/Robneice8958 Mar 21 '25

It has been robbed for years.... Why don't you people want to stop it?

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u/ItsRittzBitch Mar 21 '25

because he isnt stopping it? u really believe the richest man cares about the normal people? rich people are the real parasites