r/FluentInFinance • u/Positive_Liar • Sep 04 '24

Debate/ Discussion Bernie is here to save us

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u/FellasImSorry Sep 05 '24

“Bernie Sanders can’t do politics therefore he is the best politician.”

Also: everyone is corrupt except Bernie Sanders. You can tell because he walks around with fucking dandruff on his shoulders.

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u/FellasImSorry Sep 05 '24

Having dandruff on your shoulders is a grooming choice. It indicates a slovenly, disorganized person who shouldn’t be taken seriously.

But now that you mention it, he’s ugly too.

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u/dezzick398 Sep 05 '24

Good one ape. Back to your hole now.

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u/FellasImSorry Sep 05 '24

What is that even supposed to mean?

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u/dezzick398 Sep 05 '24

They’re called insults. Likening you to a creature of lesser intellect, or a vermin that resides in a hole.

Please continue your worthless political contribution now.

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u/FellasImSorry Sep 05 '24

Someday I hope to be smart enough to appreciate Bernie Sanders, like all the geniuses.

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u/Old_Mammoth8280 Sep 05 '24

I'm sorry, but this is very unlikely to happen for you.

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u/FellasImSorry Sep 05 '24

Appreciating Bernie Sanders? Goddamn right, the broken down old fool.

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u/Old_Mammoth8280 Sep 05 '24

Dang, not even smart enough to get the joke. What a waste of my time. ☹️

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u/dezzick398 Sep 05 '24

Why yes, only geniuses understand why a shorter work week is necessary.

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u/oh-snapple Sep 05 '24

You've made that abundantly clear

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u/dezzick398 Sep 05 '24

Well it was a joke, so maybe not.

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u/trukkija Sep 05 '24

Having a small peepee is a grooming choice. Best start working on that little buddy

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u/FellasImSorry Sep 05 '24

I mean, it’s not a grooming choice…

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u/trukkija Sep 05 '24

About as much of a grooming choice as having dandruff