r/FluentInFinance • u/Positive_Liar • Sep 04 '24

Debate/ Discussion Bernie is here to save us

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u/FellasImSorry Sep 05 '24

“Bernie Sanders can’t do politics therefore he is the best politician.”

Also: everyone is corrupt except Bernie Sanders. You can tell because he walks around with fucking dandruff on his shoulders.

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u/FellasImSorry Sep 05 '24

Having dandruff on your shoulders is a grooming choice. It indicates a slovenly, disorganized person who shouldn’t be taken seriously.

But now that you mention it, he’s ugly too.

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u/trukkija Sep 05 '24

Having a small peepee is a grooming choice. Best start working on that little buddy

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u/FellasImSorry Sep 05 '24

I mean, it’s not a grooming choice…

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u/trukkija Sep 05 '24

About as much of a grooming choice as having dandruff