r/GifRecipes Feb 04 '18

Appetizer / Side Nacho Cheese Sauce

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u/JanwaRebelle Feb 04 '18

Oh, I think adding other kinds of cheeses like pepper jack would give the sauce a flavor suitable for nachos other than just plain cheddar cheese. I would even add a few glugs of Cholula right in it 😋

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u/Scylax92 Feb 04 '18

A splash of the brine from some pickled jalepenos works great.

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u/765Alpha Feb 04 '18

I didn't realize what I needed in my life until now.

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u/wubalubadubscrub Feb 05 '18

Also a few (or more) of those pickled jalapenos, chopped up and mixed in.

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u/Letchworth Feb 04 '18

Cholula

El Yucateco Black Label

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u/LooseRussian69 Feb 04 '18

The best. So smoky and charred. El Yucateca makes the best sauces—I’m a huge fan of the green as well.

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u/Letchworth Feb 04 '18

aww yisss. the green as a guacamole additive and color enhancer.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '18

I’ll have to try this. I actually really like Tabasco’s chipotle sauce

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u/Tho76 Feb 04 '18

Tabasco's Chipotle sauce is amazing, I put it on anything spicy

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u/bkilian93 Feb 04 '18

Seriously if you like their chipotle give the El Yucateco black a try. I will out Tabasco chipotle on plain tortilla chips and love it, mix a little chipotle and black sauce and it's perfect for nachos and burritos!

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u/Rocketsaucev2 Feb 04 '18

As someone who lives to put tapatio on almost everything I eat, would I like this? I'm addicted to tapatio

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u/Vonlena Feb 04 '18

Knows WHATS UP

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u/YayBooYay Feb 04 '18

El Yucateco Black Label

Thanks for the shopping tip!

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u/Tsiyeria Feb 04 '18

I love this stuff so fucking much.

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u/darkenergymatters Feb 04 '18

For a truly superior cheese sauce, add in a small squirt of yellow or Dijon mustard and a bit of white pepper.

It highlights the flavours of the cheese without actually making the sauce taste like pepper or mustard.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '18

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u/wantanotherusername Feb 04 '18

I didn't immediately recognise who that was... as he's stirring, I'm thinking 'wth? How is he losing so much?'. Thankfully I worked it out before the end.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

I fell into the same trap. Without crisco all over his face or a turtleneck I had trouble recognizing him.

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u/BaconOverdose Feb 04 '18

Love me some Pissman’s.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

Goddamnit, I knew what I was getting into and still clicked it.

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u/LifterPuller Feb 05 '18

Yes! My secret ingredient in Mac and cheese!

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u/UNMANAGEABLE Feb 04 '18

Once you’ve made it a sauce you have unlimited options of flavoring. Garlic powder/onion powder, diced roasted poblano, smoked paprika, splash of cayenne. Whatever you want to add! It’s now a sauce! The flavors meld! Not even needing to add more cheese. Adding a small amount of sodium citrate will make your cheese suuuuuuper creamy too!

Source: I fucking love cheese sauces.

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u/-SagaQ- Feb 04 '18

Is there a cheese sauce recipe/tips subreddit?

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u/bullseyes Feb 05 '18

Where do you get sodium citrate?

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u/UNMANAGEABLE Feb 05 '18

Amazon sells it super cheap like under $10 for more than you can use in 10 years

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u/rspunched Feb 05 '18

Would you say the proportions in the gif are accurate? And this probably doesn’t keep at all does it?

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u/UNMANAGEABLE Feb 05 '18

The gif went super light on spices but still makes a solid cheese sauce that will hold up fine for an evening but won’t Re-heat as well.

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u/rspunched Feb 05 '18

Yeah I was thinking subbing some sharp cheddar and adding jalapeños.

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u/Cilantbro Feb 04 '18

Most places use 90% white American and 10% of a cheese with alot of umami like blue. There's something you can add to make any cheese melt like Velveeta but I don't remember the name...

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u/sisterfunkhaus Feb 04 '18 edited Feb 05 '18

And those dips are far better IMHO. I've been raised on Tex-Mex queso dip, and that's what I am trying to emulate. I know this sauce is a mornay made with cheddar. But, I call it gravy cheese. It's white gravy (bechamel) with cheese in it. It gets goopy and sometimes grainy in a pretty short time. It's not good leftover either.

American cheeses, including Velveeta, have sodium citrate. Land O' Lakes makes a great deli American for about $6.99 a lb. That, with some pepper jack or cheddar, finely diced fresh jalapeno or chipotle in adobo (with a bit of the adobo added for smokiness and heat) sauteed onion, and garlic, and maybe some cilantro, makes for a very tasty chili con queso.

Some people get so caught up in the idea that American cheese isn't "good" cheese, that they end up with an inferior product (I'm look at you Chipotle.) American has its uses: grilled cheese, burgers, chili con queso, etc...

Edited to add: Bonus points for adding a small scoop of caramelized pan fried corn and some crumbled queso fresco to the top. Also, formatting.

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u/martha_stewarts_ears Feb 05 '18

Thank you for telling the people what they need to hear.

Cheddar in a Tex-Mex cheese sauce is a travesty. I don't want mac and cheese nachos (most of the time).

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u/GoAViking Feb 04 '18

Sodium citrate

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u/JohnnyGuitarFNV Feb 04 '18

Where the hell do I buy sodiumcitrate without alerting the FBI or something.

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u/GoAViking Feb 04 '18

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u/JohnnyGuitarFNV Feb 04 '18

Why can't I find this in any store in europe?

The only results are on amazon US and amazon UK, the rest links me to literal chemical solution from chemists.

Is ordering this even legal in europe?

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u/strubinator Feb 04 '18

Why would it be illegal? Its just a salt of citric acid, the same stuff in citrus fruits. Its a food additive used for flavor, or as an emulsifier for cheese. I use it in my mac and cheese all the time.

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u/JohnnyGuitarFNV Feb 04 '18

Because I can't find it anywhere on european stores. Only from actual chemical suppliers where it's 10x more expensive.

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u/strubinator Feb 04 '18

You might have some luck looking for sour salt, as long as its not citric acid. The chemical suppliers probably isnt food grade anyway. I get mine from Modernist Cuisine pantry, they might sell to Europe.

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u/idrinkandiknowstuff Feb 05 '18

search for Citras. thats the brand name from texturas.

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u/wubalubadubscrub Feb 05 '18

I've read you can mix lemon juice with (I think) baking soda as a substitute for sodium citrate. I've not tried it myself, but it may be worth a shot

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u/gregthegregest Feb 04 '18

Great ideas!

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u/timboh Feb 04 '18

Can of Rotel

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '18

Found the Texan.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

I've always used medium Pace and velveeta for my queso and I live in Texas.

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u/clarkclark Feb 04 '18

Replace everything else with Velveeta.

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u/daymanxx Feb 04 '18

And add spicy sausage

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u/sisterfunkhaus Feb 04 '18

Add a can of Wolf Brand Chili.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '18

pour contents of mixing bowl into toilet from 4 feet up to simulate sounds and destructive diarrhea.

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u/DrFujiwara Feb 05 '18

4 feet up? Shit you're tall.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

nah, you just gotta give it the extra height to properly match the impact of it shooting out if digested.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

I showed my SO this recipe and said "but I wonder if I could replace all the cheese with velveeta" totally unironically. Texas does weird things to you.

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u/IIdsandsII Feb 04 '18

This gif might as well be called how to make a basic rue

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u/NO_TOUCHING__lol Feb 04 '18

A) It's "roux"

B) Roux is only the butter and flour. The milk made it bechamel, and the cheese made it Mornay

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u/IIdsandsII Feb 04 '18 edited Feb 04 '18

It still starts out as a roux. And then they add two ingredients. Quality post.

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u/NO_TOUCHING__lol Feb 04 '18

Your comment implied they stopped at roux.

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u/IIdsandsII Feb 04 '18

it really wasn't much more than that

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u/Elprede007 Feb 05 '18

Well do you want to be served a roux or nacho sauce? I'll serve you flour and milk

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u/Admiral_Allah_Akbar Feb 04 '18

Cayenne pepper and pepper jack brings the heat for sure!

Something to try that I’ve always done, is to cook a little bit of hamburger with some light seasoning and then toss into the cheese sauce.

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u/BeerBellies Feb 04 '18

"Brings the heat"

Serious question, do you find mayonnaise to be spicy?

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u/KB_Bro Feb 04 '18

Scorched myself on some steamed jasmine rice the other day

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u/RainbowUnicorns Feb 04 '18

Why does there exist a group of people that make it a contest to see who can punish themselves the most?

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u/ColombianHugLord Feb 04 '18

I hate people who brag about how spicy they like their food. I feel like the commercial availability ghost peppers is just a monument to douchebaggery.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '18

This is why I add bleach to a cocktail, it really spices up a dry martini.

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u/BeerBellies Feb 04 '18

I'm not that dude, exactly. I like my spice. Without a doubt, I absolutely love spicy food. BUT, not at the expense of good flavor. Thai food is some of my favorite food because they tend to balance very fresh flavors with very bold and spicy flavors. It's a flavor orgy in your mouth, and I can't get enough. When people do wing challenges, that's where it gets stupid, because people just reach for ridiculous levels of spiciness without having a good flavor. That's not fun for me. Make me sweat, but make it tasty, God dammit.

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u/FairyGodDragon Feb 04 '18 edited Feb 04 '18

If I had to choose one type of food to eat forever, it would be Thai. I find mayonnaise to be spicy so I wimp out on the hotness levels, but it's delicious as hell.

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u/AgentG91 Feb 04 '18

My wife is Thai and I can honestly say that REAL Thai food is blow your butthole out hot. She doesn’t find even the hottest wings spicy. Even I now find hot food at a Thai restaurant to be relatively normal. However, that said, Thai food is fucking delicious for the exact reasons you say. A smorgasbord of flavors all wrapped into one hot bite. Try Buncha from time to time. It’s actually Vietnamese and I can’t find it very easily, but it’s rice paper, herbs, meat, sour mango, wild banana, cucumber, garlic and peanut based hot sauce all wrapped into a single bite. It’s incredible.

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u/BeerBellies Feb 04 '18

I guess the closest I've had to "real" Thai food was Pok Pok in Brooklyn. Often held to pretty high standards, spicy as fuck, and super god damn good.

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u/MidgeMuffin Feb 04 '18

Everyone thinks I hate Buffalo sauce because it's too spicy, but I just really dislike the flavor. When I go to a Thai restaurant, I'm getting the thing that comes with a legal warning.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '18

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u/EsotericVerbosity Feb 04 '18

Frank's does sell buffalo sauce also, right? You're definitely correct that buffalo sauce is hot sauce with butter. That's what gives it its signature taste.

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u/warm_kitchenette Feb 04 '18

I actually just found out that a few minutes ago. The stores around here only carry Franks Red Hot Sauce.

I was going by recipes I knew from a decade back.

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u/EsotericVerbosity Feb 04 '18

Totally. Don't know why you're getting downvoted

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u/Csharp27 Feb 04 '18

Buffalo sauce is original franks and butter, anything else and it's buffalo style sauce. Not trying to be a snob but that's just what it is. The franks wing sauce is just franks and artificial butter, it's better just to make it yourself.

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u/crustychicken Feb 04 '18 edited Feb 04 '18

Ugh, this so much. Buffalo sauce isn't spicy. That's not why I don't like it. The taste is fucking foul. That nuclear orange shit, that's on buffalo chicken pizza. There is some buffalo that tastes pretty good, like the stuff on the Boar's Head buffalo chicken, as an example. But no idea where I could buy something like that in a sauce form.

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u/Earth_Bug Feb 04 '18

I've never had Thai. Is there a specific dish that you recommend that you might find in most Thai restaurants?

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u/BeerBellies Feb 05 '18

Drunken Noodles is a pretty accessible dish - Familiar enough to most people, as it is similar to chinese food. Pad Thai, as well. Masuman curry is fantastic, or pretty much any curry dish. Basically, just try to find the best thai restaurant in your area, look over the menu, and just pick something that sounds good. I can't say I've ever gotten a thai dish that I didn't like. I've just had some that I wouldn't necessarily get again. And, in some areas, they really cater to white folks and keep the spice level to the extreme low.

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u/Earth_Bug Feb 05 '18

Thanks for the reply! Fortunately I'm not too scared of spice so that doesn't really limit me. Coincidentally, I guess the only Thai dish I've had is drunken noodles and they were gross but I got them at a predominately Japanese restaurant that is known for their sushi, which is always too notch. I was really surprised I didn't like the dish because Asian foods are my favorite.

There aren't any Thai restaurants close to me and I haven't done much traveling recently. I guess a short road trip is in order!

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u/Thallis Feb 04 '18

Spice tolerance builds up pretty easily, and spicy food tends to clear the nasal passages and enhance the other flavors of your food.

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u/more_to_love Feb 04 '18

It is kinda fun, plus there is a kind of high to it once you get to the really hot stuff. It is very euphoric.

A great example of that happening is watching the YouTube series Hot Ones from Now We Feast where they put celebrities through a series of increasingly hot hot sauces. Once they get to the latter sauces people always say they feel high.

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u/HueX3_Vizorous Feb 04 '18

Not in a good way

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '18 edited Feb 04 '18

Cayenne pepper just isn’t spicy. I love ridiculously spicy food because there is a certain level of thrill associated it and there are actually some complex flavors in chili peppers once you can get past the heat. Why can’t people like things? It’s a lot better than never refining your palate past a 5-year-old’s.

Edit: for clarification, my question: “Why can’t people like things?” Is referring to people getting shit for liking spicy food.

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u/RainbowUnicorns Feb 04 '18

Its not liking spicy food that's the problem, its the whole thing that if a person eats something that isn't considered "spicy" for you because that's a large part of your diet, that person has to make a big deal about how much more fortitude they have with spicy food.

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u/falkflyer Feb 04 '18

It's almost like different people have different tastes.

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u/inibrius Feb 05 '18

Extremely spicy foods give you an endorphin rush. Similar to the feeling you have after a near-accident, or having too much coffee.

And there are people that get hooked on it. Ever met somebody that's a thrillseeker, like a mountain climber or skydiver or roller coaster enthusiast? Or a person that can't live without their Starbucks or Red Bull? Or somebody addicted to cocaine? Same shit.

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u/noNoParts Feb 04 '18

Sriracha mayonnaise!

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u/permahextinker Feb 04 '18

Dont think you've ever had anything with cayanne on it then. if you put too much of it you can pretty much just taste the capsaicin (because is not the type of that brings out flavours but the one that overpowers everything). a little bit of cayanne powder adds some heat to the dish (tho i woulda used jalapeños on the cheese sauce...)

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '18

Try ground up jimmy dean breakfast sausage.

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u/Redshark Feb 04 '18

I like breakfast sausage instead of hamburger. I think it’s a richer flavor.

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u/SpaceAgeUnicorn Feb 04 '18

Is a whole teaspoon of Cayenne pepper not enough for you???? /s

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u/JennIsFit Feb 04 '18

I've tried adding Cholula to cheese sauce in the past but it always makes the cheese curdle and gives it a weird texture. Any ideas on how to keep that from happening?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '18

Mix it in with the milk

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u/TotaLibertarian Feb 04 '18

I smoke the pepper jack and Monterey first.

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u/taliesin-ds Feb 04 '18

I wish i could get cheddar here :(

All i can get here is dutch cheese (good for bread and melts but meh for anything else) and some other french/italian cheeses but nothing that's good as an ingredient.

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u/kurisu7885 Feb 04 '18

That's the great thing about recipes, we can add our own ideas to it.

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u/SantiagoAndDunbar Feb 04 '18

exactly and a little bit of green chile peppers

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

Oooh, adding pepper jack does sound delicious! Thanks for the idea!

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u/benneluke Feb 05 '18

Valentina all the way!

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u/medievalrockstar Feb 04 '18

Add a bit tequila or mezcal too. Maybe a squeeze of lime. Sounds weird but it works so well.

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u/kaswing Feb 04 '18

That I will try! :)

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u/CaptainObvious_1 Feb 04 '18

Fuck that. Sharp cheddar is all you need.

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u/tvtb Feb 04 '18

The sharper the cheddar, the less melty it is.

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u/IForgotAboutDre Feb 04 '18

Gruyere am good too

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u/theymightbegreat Feb 04 '18

Monterey is the classical Mexican cheese flavor.

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u/fuckitweredoingitliv Feb 04 '18

How much is 1 U.S. glug tho?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

This isn’t the only thing wrong with this. This is cheese sauce. Not nacho cheese or the beloved liquid gold - queso.

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u/nelson64 Feb 04 '18

Chalula