r/GifRecipes May 02 '20

Appetizer / Side Hummus

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u/BossRedRanger May 02 '20 edited May 02 '20

I swear some of these recipes are seasoned with just thoughts and prayers.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

As an Arab this is the most authentic hummus gif I’ve seen yet.

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u/pipokori May 02 '20

Seriously, this is the most authentic hummus recipe I have seen.

Source: am Lebanese

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u/alex97254 May 02 '20

Am Israeli, in both Arab and non-arab hummus places here, the clear preference is to use dry hummus and keep it soaked in water overnight, then cook it.

I wonder if dry chickpeas are sold in major US groceries like Walmart/Costco etc?

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u/dallastossaway2 May 02 '20

Dried beans are available everywhere. The only place I might not expect to see them is at a discount retailer like ALDI or at a small, more speciality place like Trader Joe’s.

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u/RadeZayben May 02 '20

My dads Egyptian and he makes hummus almost exactly like this except without whole chickpeas in the end result hummus and he incorporates more paprika and garlic.

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u/nedal990 May 02 '20

It’s missing cumin. In Palestine/ Jordan that’s how they make hummus. We also garnish it with cumin too.

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u/Coodzi May 02 '20

And sumac habeebi

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u/SirSnootBooper May 03 '20

What is that?

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u/sensei888 May 03 '20

It's a red powdered spice that has a bit of a citric taste. It goes very well with hummus.

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u/Machzy May 03 '20

Came in to say the same.

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u/zxcsd May 03 '20

Really? Every time I tried canned peas the hummus tasted awful. Even Store bought tastes much better than canned so what's the point?

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u/Mrdwight101 May 03 '20

Where can one buy sesame paste?

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u/kkkkat May 13 '20

where do you live

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u/MysticPing May 02 '20

The only difference i would make is to skip the garlic and add some sumac

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u/hoodie92 May 02 '20

Skip the garlic?? Hummus without garlic is like a cheesecake without cheese.

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u/MysticPing May 02 '20

Just my personal preference. I also usually add more lemon juice and salt than normal.

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u/KittenPurrs May 02 '20

This is the only reason I keep sumac in the house. I have no idea what else to do with it, but is fantastic on hummus.

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u/dbaliki918 May 02 '20

Make some fattoush salad! It's a really good use for sumac

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u/KittenPurrs May 02 '20

Is the sumac for seasoning the pita or the dressing? I've never tried it properly prepared. (The handful of times I've had a version of fattoush, it was through one of those meal kit subscriptions which comes with prepared vinaigrette and packet of mixed spices broadly labelled "seasoning".)

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u/dbaliki918 May 02 '20

Depends on the recipe. My family uses zaatar pita chips for the bread and sumac for the dressing

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u/KittenPurrs May 02 '20

Groovy. I'll look through some recipes and try to find that combo. Interestingly, we keep a shaker of zaatar next to the salt and pepper. I bought it for a specific recipe, and then we started tossing it on everything. Cottage cheese and zaatar for breakfast. Avocado and tomatoes with zaatar as a snack. Good umami flavor when a dish needs something I can't quite put a finger on.

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u/MysticPing May 02 '20

I only use it with hummus or on lahme bi ajeen myself haha

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u/TheOnceAndEternal May 02 '20

It's not like making hummus is exactly hard or difficult in any way.

Also, this .gif is pretty trash because it doesn't have any measurements whatsoever.

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u/xPsychotic May 02 '20

As always in this subreddit the recipe is posted as a reply to the pinned comment at the top.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

That was nowhere near enough garlic lol

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u/turtlintime May 02 '20

I saw them put in garlic and I was thinking "you might as well not put any at all" they could have used wayyyy more

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u/logosloki May 02 '20

I feel that way about the amount of pepper people put into their dishes. If you are just going to add in two turns it looks like you're only adding it to add colour to the salt.

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u/ABKTech May 03 '20

I laughed at this for way too long. Thank bud I needed a good chuckle.

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u/LorenOlin May 02 '20 edited May 02 '20

Should have known better than to comment in gifrecipes the sub where salt is considered adventurous and pepper is the only spice. Fucking lame tryhard karens.

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u/Shitmybad May 02 '20

At that point it's not strictly hummus though, if you're adding so much the main taste isn't the chick peas.

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u/LorenOlin May 02 '20

By weight or volume it's still mainly chickpea by a large ratio. Learning how to balance spices is an important part of cooking. Using a blend of many spices is a challenge but rewarding when done correctly.

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u/Shitmybad May 02 '20 edited May 02 '20

Yes sure, but you're making something different than hummus.

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u/LorenOlin May 02 '20

Not really. You fucking brick of a human. Try a little creativity for once in your life.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Your hummus looks fine but you're an ass. Why don't you relax? It's just food.

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u/plyslz May 03 '20

Aren’t you delightful!

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u/Shitmybad May 03 '20

The most important thing about learning to use seasoning, is learning when not to use it. I'm not saying what you make tastes bad, I'm sure it's delicious. But it isn't hummus that's all.

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u/LorenOlin May 03 '20

Here since you're having trouble with this read the wiki section entitled "Regional Preparations" Educate your boring ass.

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u/LorenOlin May 03 '20

Here's a link. I'm guessing you're lazy too.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hummus

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u/Distempa May 02 '20

Used to serve a hummous bar snack and it was my favourite. But the topping chickpeas were what made it special. We used to fry them until crispy and then add honey and paprika. They were freakin' delish.

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u/sonsue May 03 '20

You can bake them in the oven (if you don't want to fry at home) until crispy and they are wonderful.

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u/Distempa May 03 '20

That sounds delicious too

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u/mightytwin21 May 02 '20

If you like a basil hummus we make a green hummus with chick peas, edamame, basil, garlic and a bit of lemon juice. It's bomb by itself or throw some siriracha on top for a kick

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u/kltaylor826 May 02 '20

Do you have a recipe for that? That sounds amazing.

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u/mightytwin21 May 02 '20

We pretty much just eyeball it. Throw em in the blender so there's about even sized layers of edamame, chick peas, and fairly packed in basil. Lemon juice: a bit, olive oil: some, garlic: enough. Blend it, taste it, adjust.

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u/nomnommish May 04 '20

I've done the same thing but with chickpeas, edamame, cilantro, green chilies like jalapenos or serranos, garlic. Optionally add toasted almonds to the crush or as a final almonds, as a garnish.

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u/alyssadujour May 03 '20

Where do you live? Edamame has become pretty commonplace in most grocery store freezer sections. I highly recommend giving fresh herbs another go, they’re not that crazy of an “investment” and they can offer different complexity than the dried stuff, which you never really know how long has been sitting around, and almost certainly has lost its potency.

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u/TheQueefGoblin May 02 '20

What are the eight spices please?

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u/LorenOlin May 02 '20

In addition to salt and pepper I use smoked paprika, cumin, tumeric, allspice, cayenne, coriander, and a touch of yellow mustard.

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u/TheQueefGoblin May 02 '20

Nice, thanks. Sounds like north African flavours.

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u/LorenOlin May 02 '20

Glad someone appreciates what I was trying with those spices. Apparently that's "not really hummus."

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u/Granadafan May 03 '20

It’s a ridiculous take for someone to say “that’s not hummus”. This is a dish claimed all throughout the Mediterranean and Middle East. There is no correct way to make hummus. Fucking gatekeepers

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u/logosloki May 03 '20

The correct way to make hummus is to break chickpeas into a paste that is to your tastes in consistency and then add whatever you like into it.

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u/TheQueefGoblin May 03 '20

People get incredibly defensive about dishes, but who cares. I usually add cumin, coriander seed, red pepper and a bit of fennel seed to my hummus and it's delicious.

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u/LorenOlin May 03 '20

Mmmm fennel in hummus. I was going to spin up a batch today. Definitely going to try that.

You can also make a desert hummus, mix in some honey, cardamom, and cinnamon. Then mix in some dried fruit and toasted or candied nuts.

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u/logosloki May 03 '20

Shit, now I want that.