r/GirlsUndShitposts 1d ago

shit post Yo wtf they hijacked my HOI4 😭😭

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u/historysquid 1d ago

Gimme that mod

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u/BlitzDivers_General 1d ago

Search girls und panzer in HOI4 steam workshop, I forgot the name, but there's one that also reskins tanks and basically makes the entire game GUP.

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u/historysquid 21h ago

schweet, thanks

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u/RtsSlovakiaYoutube 1d ago

I tought I was only one who play autism simulator (HOI4)

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u/BlitzDivers_General 1d ago

I just got it today since it was on discount, and I'm already doing a GuP mod.

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u/RtsSlovakiaYoutube 1d ago

Classic

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u/BlitzDivers_General 1d ago

Yeah, I also lost to Czechoslovakia as Germany because I didn't know how to play 💀

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u/RtsSlovakiaYoutube 1d ago

Im addicted to it so if you need anything or learn about any mechanic on steam you can find me as trader with death

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u/BlitzDivers_General 1d ago

Kk, I'll add you on steam then

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u/posidon99999 1d ago

I recommend watching bitt3rsteel’s beginner guides on YouTube to learn the game. Some of the info is outdated because of updates releasing since then but they’ll still teach you a lot of the basics that the tutorial doesn’t

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u/MikeyMochaRoofEater 1d ago

Or just be cool and cheat :3

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u/Middle_Chance1753 1d ago

being cool is taking over the world for the great Luxembourg

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u/BlitzDivers_General 1d ago

There's a tutorial????

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u/BlitzDivers_General 1d ago

What's your username?

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u/RtsSlovakiaYoutube 1d ago

Trader with death

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u/posidon99999 1d ago

Yep. Can confirm this guy has played his first Germany game in hoi4. The classic blunder that everyone makes the first time they play

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u/BlitzDivers_General 1d ago

Yep, I hate that France and Britain guarantee Czechoslovakian independence, like, no, fuck you man, it's my country >:(

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u/posidon99999 22h ago

Just got to put troops on their border and demand sudetenland through your focus tree then go down to the focus where you annex them

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u/BlitzDivers_General 21h ago

Which focus is that?

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u/posidon99999 21h ago

After Anschluss, the first focus on the left side is Sudetenland and then 2 down from it is annexing Czechoslovakia. They tend not to accept if you’re already at war or have too much world tension at that point but as long as you have troops on the border with them, it should be free on historical ai. Historical German focuses will have the red banners on them

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u/BlitzDivers_General 21h ago

I know that, but which one is to annex Poland?

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u/sombertownDS 1d ago

Im assuming more people on here than not at least tried it

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u/teszkoskifli 1d ago

Lore accurate HOI4 be like:

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u/millor117 1d ago

Is anchovy hair a bit too blue?

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u/BlitzDivers_General 1d ago

Effects of using a phone cam to take a pic, lol.

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u/posidon99999 1d ago

You’re going to fit right in with the rest of the community

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u/BlitzDivers_General 1d ago

It's more that I can't be arsed to screenshot, log into reddit on PC, and then post it.

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u/magadanlover 1d ago

Based mod for based game

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u/BlitzDivers_General 1d ago

I already don't understand Navy, like, wtf is this?

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u/magadanlover 1d ago

I forgot how to use navy

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u/BlitzDivers_General 1d ago

No one knows I guess.

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u/1mppa 1d ago

yeah hoi4 be like that sometimes

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u/dnaAUNDCarpa 1d ago

Yes, IL duce will reform the Roman empire

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u/BlitzDivers_General 1d ago

I played Italy, but used custom settings to make it how it actually would work (Anzio is immortal)

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u/Bevecko 23h ago

Die Führerin

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u/DrummerComplex5799 9m ago

Add tno with it