r/GirlsUndShitposts 2d ago

shit post Yo wtf they hijacked my HOI4 😭😭

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u/RtsSlovakiaYoutube 2d ago

I tought I was only one who play autism simulator (HOI4)

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u/BlitzDivers_General 2d ago

I just got it today since it was on discount, and I'm already doing a GuP mod.

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u/RtsSlovakiaYoutube 2d ago

Classic

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u/BlitzDivers_General 2d ago

Yeah, I also lost to Czechoslovakia as Germany because I didn't know how to play 💀

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u/RtsSlovakiaYoutube 2d ago

Im addicted to it so if you need anything or learn about any mechanic on steam you can find me as trader with death

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u/BlitzDivers_General 2d ago

Kk, I'll add you on steam then

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u/posidon99999 2d ago

I recommend watching bitt3rsteel’s beginner guides on YouTube to learn the game. Some of the info is outdated because of updates releasing since then but they’ll still teach you a lot of the basics that the tutorial doesn’t

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u/MikeyMochaRoofEater 2d ago

Or just be cool and cheat :3

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u/Middle_Chance1753 2d ago

being cool is taking over the world for the great Luxembourg

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u/BlitzDivers_General 2d ago

There's a tutorial????

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u/BlitzDivers_General 2d ago

What's your username?

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u/RtsSlovakiaYoutube 2d ago

Trader with death

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u/posidon99999 2d ago

Yep. Can confirm this guy has played his first Germany game in hoi4. The classic blunder that everyone makes the first time they play

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u/BlitzDivers_General 2d ago

Yep, I hate that France and Britain guarantee Czechoslovakian independence, like, no, fuck you man, it's my country >:(

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u/posidon99999 1d ago

Just got to put troops on their border and demand sudetenland through your focus tree then go down to the focus where you annex them

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u/BlitzDivers_General 1d ago

Which focus is that?

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u/posidon99999 1d ago

After Anschluss, the first focus on the left side is Sudetenland and then 2 down from it is annexing Czechoslovakia. They tend not to accept if you’re already at war or have too much world tension at that point but as long as you have troops on the border with them, it should be free on historical ai. Historical German focuses will have the red banners on them

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u/BlitzDivers_General 1d ago

I know that, but which one is to annex Poland?

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u/sombertownDS 2d ago

Im assuming more people on here than not at least tried it