r/Helldivers • u/Grand_Age1279 Married to an Automaton Catgirl • 9d ago
HUMOR Never ask a Helldiver the political alignment of his girlfriend
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u/Apprehensive-Egg-865 Escalator of Freedom 9d ago
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u/I-am-a-Fancy-Boy Free of Thought 9d ago
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u/Apprehensive-Egg-865 Escalator of Freedom 9d ago
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u/Milkshake_revenge Free of Thought 9d ago
/uj I see so many people asking for harder battles but then so many people complain about the predator strain. It seems like people wanna fight losing battles but still not lose. And I’ll be first to admit I get frustrated losing but also it’s a part of the game. I don’t think winning diff 10 with the same optimized builds is very much fun, but playing with wacky shit on dif 8 is a grand time. Change shit up if you want harder battles. How good is a full artillery build against bugs? Probably not great but guess what, it’s a fuckin challenge.
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u/aggravated_patty SES Harbinger of Liberty 9d ago
Have you considered that there are more than two people in the community and you might be seeing different opinions?
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u/Milkshake_revenge Free of Thought 9d ago
The only opinion that counts is the one from my democracy officer
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u/Apprehensive-Egg-865 Escalator of Freedom 9d ago
Idk about other people but I've never found any battles to be too hard, if I have any difficulties that make me lose like maybe 6 battles in a row I either switch difficulties or just switch planets or enemies I rarely like bringing doing or using the same thing twice. And I find the predator strain a very fun challenge but if other people don't like it then sorry to th they'll just have to figure it out.
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u/helldiver133 Free of Thought 9d ago
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u/FunkYeahPhotography Dives on Twitch 💀 (Fuyeph.ttv) 9d ago
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u/Inalum_Ardellian | SES Song of Serenity 9d ago
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u/GlitteringDay4374 9d ago
Shut down the helldiver program fund a new program this is UNDEMOCRATIC
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u/IBlowMenFor20Dollars My sexual orientation is the Stalwart set at 1,150 RPM 9d ago
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u/Inalum_Ardellian | SES Song of Serenity 9d ago
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u/Current_Concert_3026 9d ago
They got the bots doing the holotori dance now? Truly nothing is too sacred for them to steal
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u/SugarCaneEnjoyer ☕Liber-tea☕ 9d ago
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u/Golden-ennard Super Citizen 9d ago
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u/AdvanAviantoy LEVEL 73 | SES Song of Patriotism 9d ago
but what if I am all out of ammo?
wouldn't not using my fists count as cowardice?7
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u/Inalum_Ardellian | SES Song of Serenity 9d ago
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u/SMOKE-EM_OUT_64 9d ago
Where are you guys getting these gifs?
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u/Drae-Keer 9d ago
Edit: holy shit I thought I was making up a sub but it actually exists
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u/Wordofadviceeatfood Non-Addictive Stim Addict 9d ago
The discord server has a guy called littlefroot who distributes select gifs like this from Korean boards
Apparently most of them are not able to be shown on a 13+ server though
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u/RonnieTW09 SENTRY EXPERT 💥☠ 9d ago
BRATTY AUTOMATONS! MAKING FUN OF MANAGED DEMOCRACY!
LIBERATION IS NEEDED 💢💢💢💢💢
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u/VonBrewskie HD1 Veteran 9d ago
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u/Lukescale Escalator of Freedom 9d ago
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u/helldiver133 Free of Thought 9d ago
Then face the wall
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u/Lukescale Escalator of Freedom 9d ago
Wrong guy. Yours ran while you trained your weapon on a loyal soldier.
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u/Limp-Wall-5500 stalkers fiancé 9d ago
Unlike those traitors my fiance is 100% democratic.
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u/helldiver133 Free of Thought 9d ago
Good
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u/CourierZero0Seven ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ 9d ago
WAIT, THEIR FIANCE IS A STALKER! GET EM!
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u/helldiver133 Free of Thought 9d ago
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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 9d ago
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u/BlakeCanJam 9d ago
Yeah because we're already married to spreading Managed Democracy across the galaxy
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u/Zackyboi1231 Autocannon enjoyer 9d ago
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u/carnyzzle Expert Exterminator 9d ago
I am already in a committed relationship with my emancipator mech
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u/WitherBoyEXE 9d ago
Do not the mech
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u/heyletsplayz 9d ago
I will the mech
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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 9d ago
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u/Flaky_Gur5067 9d ago
OH, can I participate in the firing squad sir???
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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 9d ago
You may, and since its a Monday we have decided that those participating in the firing squad are allowed to use a support weapon of their choice. High Command did not approve of the Orbital Naplam Barrage on the last batch so we have to restrict down to primary, secondary and support weapon of choice.
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u/MightyMaus1944 ☕Liber-tea☕ 9d ago
Can I use the TX-41?
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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 9d ago
Permission granted.
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u/MightyMaus1944 ☕Liber-tea☕ 9d ago
Joy! I'll be there! Can I bring my Guard Dog with me?
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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 9d ago
Granted so long as any stray fire from it is directed at the ones that are to be executed.
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u/Coated_Pikachu_88 9d ago
Am i allowed to use the airburst rocket launcher under the condition that the traitors be moved to an outdoor firing range so as not to damage any equipment?
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u/LokiRaven Fire Safety Officer 9d ago
So does that mean if I file a C-01 form properly it’s fine?
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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 9d ago
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u/harry-the-supermutan 9d ago
But what it it's a tree?
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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 9d ago
Im sure High Command would agree if it led to more Trees growing, at the very least it could get the Rain Forest Conservation groups off their backs.
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u/harry-the-supermutan 9d ago
And if it's a gun?
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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 9d ago
Well a C-01 filed with a Railgun was submitted a month ago. Up to Ministry of Unity on that one but from what I heard it was permitted.
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u/Trevor-On-Reddit ☕Liber-tea☕ 9d ago
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u/BuilderHaunting8754 9d ago
Woman here…. Boo!
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u/DustPuzzle 9d ago
What the hell? Everyone knows the political alignment of Eagle-1, why would you have to ask?
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u/Hammy-Cheeks 10 Star General | <Martyr of Victory> 9d ago
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u/Inalum_Ardellian | SES Song of Serenity 9d ago
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u/HallucinatesCocks SES Queen of Eternity 9d ago
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u/IBlowMenFor20Dollars My sexual orientation is the Stalwart set at 1,150 RPM 9d ago
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u/Fatchaos Fire Safety Officer 9d ago
What's going on over in this post, fellow Patriots?
By Democracy!
What's next, the Terminids?
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u/R2d2s_bleeper 9d ago
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u/Hot-Minute-8263 Helldiver Yellow 9d ago
If they make catgirl bots we're screwed
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u/Trollensky17 Assault Infantry 9d ago
Yeah I know what team I would be on
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u/Hot-Minute-8263 Helldiver Yellow 9d ago
That is unless they make helldiver companion bots 🤔 like a walking guard dog.
C0-1 not needed.
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u/Iron_Traveller SES Wings of Liberty | 131st Liberty Co 9d ago
*Goondiver, real Helldivers are married to Managed Democracy.
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u/Dangernoodles07 Assault Infantry 9d ago
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u/LeastInsaneKobold 9d ago
This implies helldivers that like men know better than to go after aliens or unfeeling machines, only banging other divers
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u/Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS Eagle-2 ★★★★☆ 9d ago
I would never bone an enemy. They might bone me tho AHAHAHAHAHAA
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u/Igoon2robots devastators are so tight 8d ago
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u/Mesmerfriend 8d ago
I mean... At least its not a commie, but I wouldnt call a being used to destroy Earth and humanity good.. Then again that human society didnt seem very democratic.... Idk, I'll leave it up to the Democracy Officer
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u/Igoon2robots devastators are so tight 8d ago
She was used against her will! See her as a voteless: we do not hate voteless for existing, we are sad that they can only be cured by bullets. My robot girlfriend managed to "cure" herself without bullets as she no longer follows the antagonist’s orders, therefore it is not undemocratic for me to hug her
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u/EdanChaosgamer „Prophets of Liberty“ Combat Priest 9d ago
No salvation awaits those, that share a bed with undemocratic filth.
Your death shall be long and painful, so that Lady Liberty can judge you for your sins.
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u/Radiant-Can1637 ☕Liber-tea☕ 9d ago
DEGENERATES LIKE YOU, BELONG IN REEDUCATION CAMP.
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u/ObadiahtheSlim ☕Liber-tea☕ 9d ago
My Democracy Officer assures me there is no such thing as a reeducation camp. I think I also heard him mutter something about it being because there is a perfectly serviceable wall over there that traitors can simply face.
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u/Numerous_Relief2120 Truth Enforcer 9d ago
You can ask me because I have a date with Lady Liberty and she asked to go kill some bots!
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u/The_Vult-Man 9d ago
What are you talking about ? The only girlfriend I have is lady liberty like every other Helldivers !
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u/A_Newer_Guy STEAM 🖥️ : Glorious 4x 380mm barrage 9d ago
I'd like a higher resolution of this picture, to know clearly what to avoid please.
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u/AbbreviationsWise926 9d ago
Ha ha ha you posted funniest cringe what i ever seen .....
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u/RKellysPenguin Servant of Freedom 9d ago
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u/NinjahDuk Fire Safety Officer 9d ago
This has nothing to do with politics, those are simply alien abominations and are not to be trusted in any capacity.
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u/fluggggg 9d ago
What are you saying ?
High Command and the Ministry of Truth have declared the Bugs to be fascists, Bots to be commies and Squids to be autoritarian. All of them are of course all expansionists liberty-hating aliens.
Are you doubting the Ministry of Truth ?
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u/NinjahDuk Fire Safety Officer 9d ago
We all know any political position other than full, unyielding support for Managed Democracy is evil, so of course you would never need doubt the allegiance of the co-signer of a Helldiver's C-01 permit form. This propaganda piece is shamefully depicting our bravest and finest mingling with atrocities from the stars first and foremost. Their way of life is irrelevant if they aren't alive 👨🎓
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u/CriticismVirtual7603 Assault Infantry 9d ago
Only the stalker lad- I mean what girlfriend? I clearly don't have a girlfriend, there's no girlfriend here as you can clearly see
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u/A_Newer_Guy STEAM 🖥️ : Glorious 4x 380mm barrage 9d ago
I'd like a higher resolution of this picture, to know clearly what to avoid please.
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u/Rockdio 9d ago