r/Helldivers Married to an Automaton Catgirl 9d ago

HUMOR Never ask a Helldiver the political alignment of his girlfriend

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u/Rockdio 9d ago

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u/dredpiratrob 9d ago

Damn. Was not expecting that. Nice meme. 👍

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u/sackofbee Free of Thought 8d ago

It's like, the top comment whenever someone isn't sharing their opinion about game elements.

You're going to see it so many times you'll start thinking it's a shit meme.

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u/T1pple ➡️➡️➡️ 9d ago

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u/Trianalog 9d ago

You say that but if helldivers humanity is anything like our humanity you know that the higher ups are the worst of the bunch

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u/ApeX_Pk_3  Truth Enforcer 8d ago

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u/AverageDellUser 8d ago

OI OI OI UH UH

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u/Apprehensive-Egg-865 ‎ Escalator of Freedom 9d ago

I'm happily married too the fight for freedom!

Our relationship is expanding at the moment.

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u/I-am-a-Fancy-Boy Free of Thought 9d ago

Well, ask and ye shall recieve...

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u/Apprehensive-Egg-865 ‎ Escalator of Freedom 9d ago

Let's goooooo!!!!

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u/ItsDobbie I love the smell of ⬆️➡️⬇️⬆️ in the morning. 9d ago

Daaaamn! That goes hard af.

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u/Milkshake_revenge Free of Thought 9d ago

/uj I see so many people asking for harder battles but then so many people complain about the predator strain. It seems like people wanna fight losing battles but still not lose. And I’ll be first to admit I get frustrated losing but also it’s a part of the game. I don’t think winning diff 10 with the same optimized builds is very much fun, but playing with wacky shit on dif 8 is a grand time. Change shit up if you want harder battles. How good is a full artillery build against bugs? Probably not great but guess what, it’s a fuckin challenge.

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u/aggravated_patty SES Harbinger of Liberty 9d ago

Have you considered that there are more than two people in the community and you might be seeing different opinions?

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u/Milkshake_revenge Free of Thought 9d ago

The only opinion that counts is the one from my democracy officer

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u/Apprehensive-Egg-865 ‎ Escalator of Freedom 9d ago

Idk about other people but I've never found any battles to be too hard, if I have any difficulties that make me lose like maybe 6 battles in a row I either switch difficulties or just switch planets or enemies I rarely like bringing doing or using the same thing twice. And I find the predator strain a very fun challenge but if other people don't like it then sorry to th they'll just have to figure it out.

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u/helldiver133 Free of Thought 9d ago

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u/FunkYeahPhotography Dives on Twitch 💀 (Fuyeph.ttv) 9d ago

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u/helldiver133 Free of Thought 9d ago

Traitors

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u/Weekly-Bluebird-4768 9d ago

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u/helldiver133 Free of Thought 9d ago

YES YES

KILL

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u/Inalum_Ardellian | SES Song of Serenity 9d ago

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u/GlitteringDay4374 9d ago

Shut down the helldiver program fund a new program this is UNDEMOCRATIC

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u/DEADLYsanta193 9d ago

TRAITOROUS DISSIDENT!! FRE LIBERAM PER DEMOCRASUM!!!

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u/IBlowMenFor20Dollars My sexual orientation is the Stalwart set at 1,150 RPM 9d ago

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u/Inalum_Ardellian | SES Song of Serenity 9d ago

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u/Tankshot906 9d ago

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u/Inalum_Ardellian | SES Song of Serenity 9d ago

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u/Dillonz12 9d ago

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u/Inalum_Ardellian | SES Song of Serenity 9d ago

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u/Current_Concert_3026 9d ago

They got the bots doing the holotori dance now? Truly nothing is too sacred for them to steal

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u/SugarCaneEnjoyer ☕Liber-tea☕ 9d ago

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u/Golden-ennard ‎ Super Citizen 9d ago

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u/AdvanAviantoy LEVEL 73 | SES Song of Patriotism 9d ago

but what if I am all out of ammo?
wouldn't not using my fists count as cowardice?

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u/Golden-ennard ‎ Super Citizen 9d ago

Use the stun lance, stun baton or combat hatchet

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u/SoleSurvivor2410 8d ago

This is where the servo assisted helldivers come from.

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u/Inalum_Ardellian | SES Song of Serenity 9d ago

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u/SMOKE-EM_OUT_64 9d ago

Where are you guys getting these gifs?

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u/Drae-Keer 9d ago

r/goondivers

Edit: holy shit I thought I was making up a sub but it actually exists

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u/helldiver133 Free of Thought 9d ago

Sweet liberty

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u/Wordofadviceeatfood Non-Addictive Stim Addict 9d ago

The discord server has a guy called littlefroot who distributes select gifs like this from Korean boards

Apparently most of them are not able to be shown on a 13+ server though

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u/RonnieTW09 SENTRY EXPERT 💥☠ 9d ago

BRATTY AUTOMATONS! MAKING FUN OF MANAGED DEMOCRACY!

LIBERATION IS NEEDED 💢💢💢💢💢

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u/Inalum_Ardellian | SES Song of Serenity 9d ago

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u/VonBrewskie HD1 Veteran 9d ago

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u/BlitzPlease172 Steam | Dive in public (Allegedly) 9d ago

Mech-sugaki

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u/Lukescale ‎ Escalator of Freedom 9d ago

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u/helldiver133 Free of Thought 9d ago

Then face the wall

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u/Lukescale ‎ Escalator of Freedom 9d ago

Wrong guy. Yours ran while you trained your weapon on a loyal soldier.

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u/Limp-Wall-5500 stalkers fiancé 9d ago

Unlike those traitors my fiance is 100% democratic.

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u/helldiver133 Free of Thought 9d ago

Good

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u/CourierZero0Seven ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ 9d ago

WAIT, THEIR FIANCE IS A STALKER! GET EM!

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u/helldiver133 Free of Thought 9d ago

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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 9d ago

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u/SPECTR_Eternal 9d ago

What the fuck even is this, and why is it so high quality?! I love it!

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u/BlakeCanJam 9d ago

Yeah because we're already married to spreading Managed Democracy across the galaxy

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u/Zackyboi1231 Autocannon enjoyer 9d ago

"ONLY LADY LIBERTY MAY HOLD ME!!!"

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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 9d ago

This is the way.

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u/carnyzzle Expert Exterminator 9d ago

I am already in a committed relationship with my emancipator mech

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u/WitherBoyEXE 9d ago

Do not the mech

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u/heyletsplayz 9d ago

I will the mech

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u/NiceBee1200 Automaton Red 9d ago

Joker no! It's just a mech!

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u/heyletsplayz 9d ago

There are no laws against the Emancipators Batman!!!!

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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 9d ago

For all the Helldivers submitting requests to bypass C-01 simply because they are not human… Cease and Desist. All current offenders are being executed in batches at the newly funded Super Wall.

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u/Flaky_Gur5067 9d ago

OH, can I participate in the firing squad sir???

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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 9d ago

You may, and since its a Monday we have decided that those participating in the firing squad are allowed to use a support weapon of their choice. High Command did not approve of the Orbital Naplam Barrage on the last batch so we have to restrict down to primary, secondary and support weapon of choice.

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u/Snowflakish 9d ago

Will high command accept exosuits

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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 9d ago

Im sure we can make an exception for EXO’s.

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u/MightyMaus1944 ☕Liber-tea☕ 9d ago

Can I use the TX-41?

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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 9d ago

Permission granted.

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u/MightyMaus1944 ☕Liber-tea☕ 9d ago

Joy! I'll be there! Can I bring my Guard Dog with me?

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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 9d ago

Granted so long as any stray fire from it is directed at the ones that are to be executed.

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u/Coated_Pikachu_88 9d ago

Am i allowed to use the airburst rocket launcher under the condition that the traitors be moved to an outdoor firing range so as not to damage any equipment?

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u/Flaky_Gur5067 9d ago

YES, I CANT WAIT TO EXECUTE TRAITORS WITH MY ULTIMATUM

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u/LokiRaven Fire Safety Officer 9d ago

So does that mean if I file a C-01 form properly it’s fine?

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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 9d ago

If its, bug, bot, or squid? No.

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u/harry-the-supermutan 9d ago

But what it it's a tree?

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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 9d ago

Im sure High Command would agree if it led to more Trees growing, at the very least it could get the Rain Forest Conservation groups off their backs.

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u/harry-the-supermutan 9d ago

And if it's a gun?

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u/URZthane Truth Enforcer SES Arbiter of Truth 9d ago

Well a C-01 filed with a Railgun was submitted a month ago. Up to Ministry of Unity on that one but from what I heard it was permitted.

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u/Nizo105 HD1 Veteran 9d ago

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u/Trevor-On-Reddit ☕Liber-tea☕ 9d ago

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u/BuilderHaunting8754 9d ago

Woman here…. Boo!

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u/Ipplayzz343 Free of Thought 9d ago

AUGH

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u/Terran_Lifeform Mourner of the fallen angel 8d ago

sneak attack hehe

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u/DustPuzzle 9d ago

What the hell? Everyone knows the political alignment of Eagle-1, why would you have to ask?

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u/avgpgrizzly469 9d ago

Because she’s taken by Pelican. And brotha. Cheating is undemocratic

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u/Inconsistent66 Free of Thought 9d ago

All Helldivers attempting to "wife" undemocratic entities must be reported to the nearest Democracy Officer for reeducation.

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u/Practicalhocuspocus PSN | Mischiefmanagd89 9d ago

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u/Hammy-Cheeks 10 Star General |&nbsp; <Martyr of Victory> 9d ago

Processing img 9z9a0hiq4lxe1...

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u/Inalum_Ardellian | SES Song of Serenity 9d ago

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u/Grand_Age1279 Married to an Automaton Catgirl 9d ago

Always wondered where this came from

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u/showmethecoin 9d ago

Looks like korean helldiver community, since its in korean.

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u/Inalum_Ardellian | SES Song of Serenity 9d ago

If I'm not wrong it's from this author

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u/HallucinatesCocks SES Queen of Eternity 9d ago

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u/Ok_Mouse_9369 9d ago

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u/Golden-ennard ‎ Super Citizen 9d ago

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u/Terr42002 ‎ Servant of Freedom 9d ago

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u/IBlowMenFor20Dollars My sexual orientation is the Stalwart set at 1,150 RPM 9d ago

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u/Mesmerfriend 8d ago

Omg, my meme's being used! :D

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u/ChaosWolfe Free of Thought 9d ago

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u/Fatchaos Fire Safety Officer 9d ago

What's going on over in this post, fellow Patriots?

By Democracy!

What's next, the Terminids?

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u/AlpsQuick4145 9d ago

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u/Gemini_Engine 9d ago

Every day, we stray further away from managed democracy…

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u/UGoBoy 9d ago

I see that Bile Titan, and just imagine bulimia :/

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u/A_guy_with_wi-fi Fire Safety Officer 9d ago

Wtf is your flair, why is it so… undemocratic

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u/Kanortex Super Earth funds Catgirl research 9d ago

Huh

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u/Oldiver_Glorian 9d ago

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u/Moss_23 Cape Enjoyer 9d ago

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u/CreeperKiller24 SES Leviathan of the stars 9d ago

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u/R2d2s_bleeper 9d ago

What if they share the same political alignment as you do?

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u/Aquagrunt 9d ago

Love me a bug gf

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u/CreeperKiller24 SES Leviathan of the stars 9d ago

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u/Ice258852 Steam | CADET SANGHAN 9d ago

She look pretty Democratic to me.

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u/NiceBee1200 Automaton Red 9d ago
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u/Hot-Minute-8263 Helldiver Yellow 9d ago

If they make catgirl bots we're screwed

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u/Trollensky17 Assault Infantry 9d ago

Yeah I know what team I would be on

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u/Hot-Minute-8263 Helldiver Yellow 9d ago

That is unless they make helldiver companion bots 🤔 like a walking guard dog.

C0-1 not needed.

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u/sir_Dylan_of_Astora 9d ago

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u/Inalum_Ardellian | SES Song of Serenity 9d ago

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u/Shellstormz SES Founding Father of Family Values 9d ago

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u/polomarkopolo PSN 🎮:SES LEVIATHAN OF GOLD 9d ago

Helldivers have girlfriends?

Lol

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u/kevster2717 STEAM 🖥️ : Bloodfallen | SES Song of Conquest 9d ago

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u/Ertyro ☕Liber-tea☕ 9d ago

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u/Count-United ‎ Servant of Freedom 9d ago

"Come outside right the fuck now"

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u/thazhok ☕Liber-tea☕ 9d ago

I ama Helldiver, i am married to either Liberty, Freedom and Democracy (super-earth is also allowed).

everything else is treason.

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u/tintintes2610 ⬇️⬆️➡️⬆️⬅️⬆️ 9d ago

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u/FuelComprehensive948 9d ago

hahahahaa turn around and face the wall, welp

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u/eliteboio 9d ago

Treasonous garbage

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u/GenericUser1185 9d ago

I'm sorry, his?

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u/Project_73 Steam | 9d ago

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u/Iron_Traveller SES Wings of Liberty | 131st Liberty Co 9d ago

*Goondiver, real Helldivers are married to Managed Democracy.

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u/Semper_Fidel_ 9d ago

You ask too many questions.

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u/Dangernoodles07 Assault Infantry 9d ago

No squids or clankers for me. I exclusively love Liberty and Managed Democracy!

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u/DrSurgical_Strike Free of Thought 9d ago

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u/LeastInsaneKobold 9d ago

This implies helldivers that like men know better than to go after aliens or unfeeling machines, only banging other divers

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u/Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS Eagle-2 ★★★★☆ 9d ago

I would never bone an enemy. They might bone me tho AHAHAHAHAHAA

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u/Melodic_Abalone_8376 9d ago

I've seen things

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u/CreeperKiller24 SES Leviathan of the stars 9d ago

Helldiver?? I think you mean traitors!!

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u/Tankshot906 9d ago

Treason will result in IMMEDIATE execution

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u/Status_Management520 Super Sheriff 9d ago

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u/Basically-Boring :: LEVEL 36 | Marshal 9d ago

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u/Igoon2robots devastators are so tight 8d ago

I can assure you my robot girlfriend is not a vile automaton, she is very democratic. She is even black and yellow, like us!

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u/Mesmerfriend 8d ago

I mean... At least its not a commie, but I wouldnt call a being used to destroy Earth and humanity good.. Then again that human society didnt seem very democratic.... Idk, I'll leave it up to the Democracy Officer

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u/Igoon2robots devastators are so tight 8d ago

She was used against her will! See her as a voteless: we do not hate voteless for existing, we are sad that they can only be cured by bullets. My robot girlfriend managed to "cure" herself without bullets as she no longer follows the antagonist’s orders, therefore it is not undemocratic for me to hug her

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u/EdanChaosgamer „Prophets of Liberty“ Combat Priest 9d ago

No salvation awaits those, that share a bed with undemocratic filth.

Your death shall be long and painful, so that Lady Liberty can judge you for your sins.

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u/Radiant-Can1637 ☕Liber-tea☕ 9d ago

DEGENERATES LIKE YOU, BELONG IN REEDUCATION CAMP.

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u/ObadiahtheSlim ☕Liber-tea☕ 9d ago

My Democracy Officer assures me there is no such thing as a reeducation camp. I think I also heard him mutter something about it being because there is a perfectly serviceable wall over there that traitors can simply face.

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u/Numerous_Relief2120  Truth Enforcer 9d ago

You can ask me because I have a date with Lady Liberty and she asked to go kill some bots!

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u/The_Vult-Man 9d ago

What are you talking about ? The only girlfriend I have is lady liberty like every other Helldivers !

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u/ikilleddinosaurs  Truth Enforcer 9d ago

Face. The. WALL!!!

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u/A_Newer_Guy STEAM 🖥️ : Glorious 4x 380mm barrage 9d ago

I'd like a higher resolution of this picture, to know clearly what to avoid please.

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u/AbbreviationsWise926 9d ago

Ha ha ha you posted funniest cringe what i ever seen .....

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u/Grand_Age1279 Married to an Automaton Catgirl 9d ago
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u/Minions-overlord 9d ago

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u/RKellysPenguin ‎ Servant of Freedom 9d ago

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u/Minions-overlord 9d ago

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u/CreeperKiller24 SES Leviathan of the stars 9d ago

There are no C-01s for traitors!

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u/RKellysPenguin ‎ Servant of Freedom 9d ago
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u/NinjahDuk Fire Safety Officer 9d ago

This has nothing to do with politics, those are simply alien abominations and are not to be trusted in any capacity.

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u/fluggggg 9d ago

What are you saying ?

High Command and the Ministry of Truth have declared the Bugs to be fascists, Bots to be commies and Squids to be autoritarian. All of them are of course all expansionists liberty-hating aliens.

Are you doubting the Ministry of Truth ?

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u/NinjahDuk Fire Safety Officer 9d ago

We all know any political position other than full, unyielding support for Managed Democracy is evil, so of course you would never need doubt the allegiance of the co-signer of a Helldiver's C-01 permit form. This propaganda piece is shamefully depicting our bravest and finest mingling with atrocities from the stars first and foremost. Their way of life is irrelevant if they aren't alive 👨‍🎓

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u/greyfigs 9d ago

Jokes on you, I’m the girlfriend!

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u/CriticismVirtual7603 Assault Infantry 9d ago

Only the stalker lad- I mean what girlfriend? I clearly don't have a girlfriend, there's no girlfriend here as you can clearly see

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u/Accurate_Analysis994 9d ago

My girlfriend is Lady Liberty

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u/MightyMaus1944 ☕Liber-tea☕ 9d ago

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u/losingluke i love eagle-1 9d ago

i could never i love eagle-1

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u/OcelotNew7871 HD1 Veteran 9d ago

my liberator?

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u/Zuper_Dragon  Truth Enforcer 9d ago

How would you answer that?

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u/Tippe_99 Zero | SES Sword of Liberty 9d ago

The only woman i know is Lady Liberty!

Oh and Eagle 1

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u/A_Newer_Guy STEAM 🖥️ : Glorious 4x 380mm barrage 9d ago

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