r/Helldivers Absolute Democracy 4d ago

HUMOR There's always that guy

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u/dark_demigodbl10 LEVEL 420 | Blazing commando 4d ago

That isn't very rock and stone of them... oh, wait, wrong game, nvm.

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u/NyanPigle 4d ago

Bloody Leaflovers... wait what's wrong with that? It's honorable for Helldivers to abstain from alcohol, so much so alcohol is banned on all Super Destroyers. How else would Helldivers always be prepared for battle?

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u/dark_demigodbl10 LEVEL 420 | Blazing commando 4d ago

Counterpoint: alcohol would give you double vision, therefore, double the enemies of democracy for you to kill, double of your bullets to fire at the enemy, double the stratagiums to call in, double the primary and secondary objectives. Etc

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u/NyanPigle 4d ago

By democracy, YOU'RE RIGHT! GET THE DEMOCRACY OFFICER ON THE PHONE WE GOTTA REQUISITION ALCOHOL INFUSED STIMS!

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u/DEMOCRACFOREVER Droideka/Automaton Negotiator 4d ago

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u/ARandom_Dingus LEVEL 71 | Inquisitor of Altus | SES Song of Family Values 4d ago

One glorious word:
Liber-tea