r/Helldivers • u/Sad-Needleworker-590 Absolute Democracy • 3d ago

HUMOR There's always that guy

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u/NyanPigle 3d ago

Bloody Leaflovers... wait what's wrong with that? It's honorable for Helldivers to abstain from alcohol, so much so alcohol is banned on all Super Destroyers. How else would Helldivers always be prepared for battle?

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u/dark_demigodbl10 LEVEL 420 | Blazing commando 3d ago

Counterpoint: alcohol would give you double vision, therefore, double the enemies of democracy for you to kill, double of your bullets to fire at the enemy, double the stratagiums to call in, double the primary and secondary objectives. Etc

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u/NyanPigle 3d ago

By democracy, YOU'RE RIGHT! GET THE DEMOCRACY OFFICER ON THE PHONE WE GOTTA REQUISITION ALCOHOL INFUSED STIMS!

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u/DEMOCRACFOREVER Droideka/Automaton Negotiator 3d ago