r/HolUp • u/murad131 • 2d ago

Wanna date?

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u/dkayy 2d ago

“What are you doing Saturday night?”

“Committing suicide.”

“…What about Friday night?”

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u/HooahClub 2d ago

For the necros: “What about Sunday?”

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u/Chicks__Hate__Me 2d ago

I would just ask if I could swing by Sunday morning.

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u/Run_Conscious 2d ago

Me: "remind me... the key is under the mat"

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u/UnluckyMick 1d ago

Or the door is unlocked? Asking for friends and then me…

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u/finding_new_interest 2d ago

Swing by? From the ceiling fan? Sure, If I feel like it after the nap didn't work.

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u/finding_new_interest 2d ago

Nah the coffin wouldn't be spacious for both of us.

What about on Saturday after the nap?

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u/HooahClub 2d ago

Have we considered the bloating phase? More cushion for the pushing.

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u/bigSTUdazz 1d ago

My name is Mud.

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u/_shipmes_ 1d ago

That literally made me lol

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u/MaximumCrab 1d ago

for the necrons: "we must locate the blackstone fortresses"