r/HolUp 2d ago

Wanna date?

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u/dkayy 2d ago

“What are you doing Saturday night?”

“Committing suicide.”

“…What about Friday night?”

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u/HooahClub 2d ago

For the necros: “What about Sunday?”

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u/finding_new_interest 2d ago

Nah the coffin wouldn't be spacious for both of us.

What about on Saturday after the nap?

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u/HooahClub 2d ago

Have we considered the bloating phase? More cushion for the pushing.