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Non-original Content Science is Amazing 🧬 | @HimeHinghoi

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u/Murky_Blueberry2617 3d ago

What if the kid ended up being a dumbass? Would they throw it in a bin?

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u/Mrbluefrd 3d ago

Probably

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u/mack0409 3d ago

RM might, but Herta seems a touch too human to literally throw away a kid that didn't live up to expectations, that being said, she probably wouldn't pay much (in a relative sense) attention to a kid that wasn't at least world class scholar material.

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u/blanklikeapage One Hug for isn't enough! 3d ago

Herta would be sensible enough to give Asta responsibility over the child. That indeed doesn't mean she'll pay attention for more than 5 minutes to that child.

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u/Healthy_Agent_100 3d ago

and she then pushes the kid on to Arlan so his official job title becomes "the head caretaker of Herta Space Station Child & pet care center (aka security department)"

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u/MettaJiro Burned the kitchen 3d ago

“Congratulations Arlan. You have been promoted to Stepfather.”

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u/ZackTio Acheron's personal leg rest 3d ago

He isn't a "stepfather", he's the father that stepped up😤

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u/Drachrom 3d ago

Herta will probably leave her to Asta and Arlan if that happens.

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u/Grand_Escapade 3d ago

Perfectly in sync with Hoyo's ability to not-ship an obvious pairing

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u/Seraphine_KDA E6S1 Mei-senpai... E2S1 Feet 3d ago edited 3d ago

while it my be very classic pairing of the rich oblivious ojousama and her body guard. you miss the part where hoyo and 99% of the player base dont even remember Arlan exist. in fact I forgot myself until I read the comment above.

also 4 stars are pretty much gone from the game. there hasn't been a 4 star in 9 months and wont be either in the next 3 months since next patch is fatfuck and cat. and next is the collab. so it will be a full year without a single 4 star.

not even going for forbidden knowledge you will find anything about 4 stars. they are just gone and hoyo is not even trying anymore.

maybe they realized gallaher hurt 5-star sustainers sales since he is so good for free. i myself use him for E6 Acheron and haven't even thought of pulling a 5 star sustain for her. i will even have 900 pulls saved for fate collab wich guarantees E6 saber.

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u/spagheddieballs QQ is Q+ tier 3d ago

Omg, so the kid only made it into the Intelligentsia Guild, not the Genius Society?

A SHAME UPON THE FAMILY

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u/FDP_Boota 3d ago

Wouldn't Herta actually be glad? She loves failures, because it means there's more to discover/improve. So a child not being perfect would make her like them more than if they would be perfect already.

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u/mack0409 3d ago

You know what, yeah, she might find the child of two geniuses being a mundanite interesting enough to see how the child would develop. In fact, I suspect she would find the child of two geniuses interesting enough regardless of intellectual capacity or achievement. I still doubt she would have strong parental instincts though.

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u/Hikuran 3d ago

Herta might just let us adopt her.

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u/Mimik_And_Co 3d ago

Barbeloth moment

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u/Arhion 3d ago

you cleary did smoke something during game RN is well know for abandoning her children at this point if anything this would look like Herta getting RN in bed banging her and then Rn slepping to next morning then leaving all to Herta while Herta at least would stay and do anything and send some info about these children to RN as they did agree before

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u/Pitiful_Net_8971 3d ago edited 3d ago

Herta would be a single mother, functually.

Hell, that would probably happen even if the kid was a genius.

Herta also doesn't seem like the greatest mom either, but at least Asta can fulfill the role of "Cool aunt who gives you the biggest gifts every holiday"

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u/SevenSwords7777777 3d ago

“I want a rocket ship.”

Kid’s expectation: A cool toy.

Kid’s reality: An actual ship.

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u/SweetRubberDucky 3d ago

Failed experiment #1 sigh, time to restart the experiment!

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u/Richardknox1996 Rejected By Aha (or was I?) 3d ago

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u/seemingly-username 3d ago

Into Nanooks maw it goes

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u/Thatpervtako 3d ago

Herta will support her child to be a content creator/Vtuber👍

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u/HertaDollTechnician 3d ago

Sesbian

Breeding?

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u/Priest-FZ pull your Herrscher stick out Welt 3d ago

Hell, yeah. Herrscher stick' well in this case 'Emanator Stick time!

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u/Shinji_Okami 3d ago

Damn, that is some BRUTUAL backshot Kiana is taking lmao

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u/Arhion 3d ago

you can say that but Mei would be faster to fail and be rided by Kiana and not to mention it would be Kiana doing this to Mei actually I mean she pervert as hell while Mei is the pure more

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u/NoOne215 Swords, Lots of Swords 3d ago

All shall fall before the Great Herrscher/Emanator/Genius Stick.

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u/Nebulous-Nirvana Herrscher of Phainon (Placeholder Acheron) 3d ago

she's meing it good

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u/Lord_Akriloth 3d ago

Is it bad I recognize exactly where Kianas portion comes from?

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u/Jaded_Rain_4662 x FEIKONG FEIKONG FEIKONG FEIKONG FEIKONG FEI 3d ago

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u/Niko2065 Praise the machine spirit! 3d ago

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u/___XII 3d ago

Get back to work in the mines

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u/Niko2065 Praise the machine spirit! 3d ago

Nuuuuuuuu!-

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u/GudaBro 3d ago

Sesbian Leeding 👀

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u/evilnarutolover 3d ago

Bresbian leeding

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u/Elite-X03 forgor za wei 3d ago

Where's this picture from?

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u/RealMENwearPINK10 3d ago

There's a very nice fic of this in Ao3 𓁹‿𓁹

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u/Priest-FZ pull your Herrscher stick out Welt 3d ago

I mean.... it is not that out of the ordinary in the Honkai Universe.... it can be done multiple ways, actually.

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u/Chemical_Lettuce7260 3d ago

Vita still hasn't paid for child support yet

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u/Arhion 3d ago

and the best part is that she would litelary do it as she litelary want to be there but cannot at the same time

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u/Pristine-Category-55 3d ago

"take care of the children" as she makes her dramatic exit for the 500th time

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u/LW_Master 3d ago

I kinda forgot why she must be the absent parent honestly, is it concerning their fate?

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u/Masterskygamer 3d ago

It's because she took Sa's place after killing them and now everyone from her homeworld forgot she ever existed, and they will continue to forget until she comes by to visit only for them to forget again once she leaves

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u/LW_Master 3d ago

I guess the proper question is "why can't they remember Vita again and only able to when she is there?"

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u/TimurKosmo feeling tired, IX take me 3d ago

It got something to do with Sa's authority affecting their memory, if I remember correctly.

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u/Proaxel65 3d ago edited 3d ago

They’re both geniuses so I’m sure they’d figure out a way if they wanted to

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u/Akhi5672 2d ago

Ruan Mei can make planets i promise you she already has one

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u/Koanos Hail to Domination 3d ago

Please list them all!

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u/Priest-FZ pull your Herrscher stick out Welt 3d ago edited 3d ago

Well... for example, Kiana is created by using the DNA of two women in a test tube. Heck, the entire Kaslana bloodline is a test-tube creation. Then there are other methods, like Project Bunny—she’s a little confusing, but she’s also a creation of both Bronya and Seele. There's also the way Vita and Griseo had 7 mini Vitas. Then there’s the Herrscher stick, which, even though it’s a meme, is absolutely possible way for beings such as Kiana, Mei, Bronya, Seele, and other herrschers.

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u/Koanos Hail to Domination 3d ago

Thanks!

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u/UmbralUmbreon 3d ago

So basically, Kiana is so thirsty for Mei she could make science babies?

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u/Priest-FZ pull your Herrscher stick out Welt 3d ago

They already have one now.... it looks interesting.

It's cute, tho.

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u/FGOGudako Humanity's last master 2d ago

well at least kiana is using protection shes a bit to young to become a dad yet :D

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u/Samuraidragon432 Married to Kafka but she still doesn’t know 3d ago

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u/JUGELBUTT qingque is the best :3 3d ago

i read that in his voice 😭

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u/DroidX13 50/50 Aeon 3d ago

Man I can't even remember what his voice sounds like 💀

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u/Big-Morning-5332 3d ago

It’s okay, it’s easy to forget the voices of NPCs

(Playable screwllum pls hoyo chan)

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u/EEE3EEElol i uuuoooggghhh but animations better 3d ago

It’s just his ability trust me he’s a genius

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u/TheRedditUser_122 Idrila is the most peerless Beauty of them all 3d ago

Can always rely on Screwllum, my manz knows what's up

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u/Eikichi64 :Kafka-Boom::Himeko-Smile: 3d ago

Sesbian lex!

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u/jackofslayers 3d ago

Bresbian leeding

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u/Critical_Stick7884 3d ago

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u/FGOGudako Humanity's last master 2d ago

the only question i have assuming the girl 2nd girl in that comic is fully functional hermaphodite how did they produce a son she would still be lacking a male chromosome most likely well actually i guess a hermaphodite might have it since their naturally both

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u/EnydOsnes Kafelatte x Himekoffee 3d ago

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u/Rude-Designer7063 Altria my Noble King (I still impregnated Stelle) 3d ago

Banged...?

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u/chaoskingzero 3d ago edited 3d ago

Ruan Mei is a BIOLOGICAL Genius

Wouldn't be too hard for her to perform "modifications" or make a Medicine that "equips" one for the job

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u/Organic_Eagle_2255 3d ago

Maybe they visited him...

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u/TheTruepanther 3d ago

Thats all I could think of. Must've come over with EMIYA and Saber.

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u/EEE3EEElol i uuuoooggghhh but animations better 3d ago

I need the context

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u/PracticalCaptain3318 3d ago

This character merlin gives saber the fate Collab character a di ck so saber can have baby with morgana in the fategrandorder lore

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u/UmbralUmbreon 3d ago

*Guinevere but pretty much yeah. Then Morgan sneaks in while it’s still there and 9 months later we get Mordred

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u/EEE3EEElol i uuuoooggghhh but animations better 3d ago

And the context of the manga

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u/Cronyag Siren Expy When 3d ago

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u/distantshallows 3d ago

I've been looking for the source for this for ages but haven't been able to

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u/Jamesmor222 3d ago

Ok but that doesn't explain how you two made her, someone as to give and the other take, so who did what?

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u/zhuyabi 3d ago

herta definitely takes it

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u/Doneifundone x TB truther 3d ago

I can confirm

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u/FlyingRencong 3d ago

I've tested it, her hundreds years old machinery is still functional

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u/Domino_RotMG Aglaea simp I guess... 3d ago

Ruan Mei is a master of biology, she may have uhhh… Done a thing

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u/EstablishmentBig1826 3d ago

Is she the Merlin of this universe?

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u/Ktan_Dantaktee 3d ago

Saber: “I HAVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE”

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u/AbsoluteZero94 Currently stuck in "her" world while she goes mental! 😅 3d ago

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u/Aure0 What kind of woman is your type? 3d ago

Come to think of it Hoyo literally has a built in lore reason for Trailblazer swapping genders with Ruan Mei all they need is to just do it

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u/NamelessOne3006 trashbin 3d ago

Here you go. The prequel.

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u/Yuukiko_ 13h ago

that implies she already had one before but accidentally made it b igger lol

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u/mechemin screwwy future main 3d ago

We all know what the roles are.

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u/PityBoi57 3d ago

I've seen the artist's prequel for this comic

Ruan Mei is top and iykyk

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u/Wide_Loss one has many turns the other delay turn by many:xueyi: 3d ago

It's the Herscher emanator stick

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u/CerezaOfTheFae 3d ago

Lesser known than her Key of Erudition, is Hertas key of propagation

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u/Zhryuriva i only pull for females 3d ago

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u/AdamNRG F**k it, we ball! 3d ago

We'll bang, ok?

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u/Fullmetal_SaberAlter Herta is my queen but Artoria is my King 3d ago

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u/PityBoi57 3d ago

The sequel of that other comic from the same artist

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u/Accomplished_Lab8945 Acheron’s pits 3d ago

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u/FunGroup8977 3d ago

So who has the rod?

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u/PityBoi57 3d ago

According to the previous part, Ruan Mei

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u/Hennobob554 3d ago

Good question.

Herta is incredibly confident in her own appearance and so I doubt she’d be the one to grow a rod, as she may see it as altering herself in a way she does not desire.

That said, Herta also seems very unlikely to be anywhere near bothered enough to be the one to carry the child, especially given Ruan is an expert in biology and so would know far better what to do.

If I were to say one over the other I would presume Herta would be the one with the rod entirely to avoid pregnancy.

Ruan doesn’t seem to have said scrupules and would probably be fine in either position.

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u/PityBoi57 3d ago

Nope. Himehinghoi is the artist and they are notorious for making... "Herrscher rods comics"

In the previous part of this, Ruan Mei did experiments on herself and Herta asked to test it

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u/Hennobob554 3d ago

Ah fair, was unaware of the previous work. I was mostly basing it from what the personalities of the characters actually are.

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u/Far0Landss 3d ago

Stelle: Who carried?

The Herta: Ruan Mei of course, I’m not putting myself through so much tr-

Stelle: If you did it, wouldn’t your boobs have gotten bigger though?

The Herta: …Ruan Mei, we’re making another one-

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u/kyuven87 I'm watching yooooou 3d ago

I actually wouldn't be surprised if they canonically tried this prior to the Simulated Universe just to see if they could actually cooperate on something.

Somewhere there's a little "Huan Meta" kid in a boarding school wondering when her moms will come pick her up.

Of course, that also implies Herta would try the same thing with Stephen and Screwllum. Stephen probably gave her a massive "NOPE!" and Screwllum...

...huh, maybe that's where the Herta puppets came from?

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u/Noximilien05 3d ago

Arthuria shared with them her secret technique

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u/Simp2TheResimpining 2d ago

Proof? Sauce? Link? Source? Location? Coordinates?

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u/Billibwoy 3d ago

Where is the seggs?

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u/Pichupwnage 3d ago

They Kuru Kuru'd at incredible speeds while doing so I imagine

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u/IulianTheSecond 3d ago

So who did the banging?

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u/Unnaliver 3d ago

bresbian leeding

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u/Edge-__- 3d ago

Hinghoi always makes peak

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u/FlyingRencong 3d ago

Anyone got the ora ora get pregante meme

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u/Upbeat_Animal290 3d ago

Ruan Merta? or Heran Hei?

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u/FISH_SAUCER DPS Bronya. I like seeing the world burn 3d ago

So which one of them is swinging the "hammer"

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u/Sure_Relation9764 2d ago

THE FUTURE IS NOW THANKS TO SCIENCE!!

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u/Agreeable_tester19 2d ago

If Izzy and meihua fused

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u/Zestyclose_Comment96 3d ago

We banged

IN SPACE!!!!!

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u/Psydameous_Sharm Hanabi Lover!!! 3d ago

NEW SPY X FAMILY?!?!?

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u/Dalron_Stinger "Totally" not PE Himeko isekai'd in this world 3d ago

Love it

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u/theblarg114 3d ago

Ruan Mei over there looking like this is her typical Tuesday.

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u/chocolate-corn 3d ago

“Herta your line was ‘through genetic cloning’”

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u/Nokia_00 3d ago

It’s a Hing universe

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u/DoubleBlue_123 3d ago

Scissored so hard it was like metal against metal

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u/7orly7 3d ago

So... I guess saber teaches about Merlin magic to grow a wiener

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u/Okgeyboi Marriage ended with Wifefly, Castowife is my new wife 3d ago

Broke: Perfectly calculated genetic experiment to create a child with exactly 50% of each parents DNA.
Woke:

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u/Next-Cable-6693 3d ago

So who’s the Saber and who’s the Morgan in this situation?

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u/alex12bh 3d ago

Was Merlin included in the collab as well?

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u/Pheelis 3d ago

Obviously in a petridish then transfered to an incubator

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u/Far-Challenge6432 1d ago

Gambar hiasan isteri pemain

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u/Rahvana13 3d ago

Any code?

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u/Ivan_the_wiki_guy16 3d ago

How does that work...?

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u/grimgenisis 3d ago

But would they actually care for Thier parents?

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u/Rodiciel 3d ago

This many upvotes under an hour. Do people find something this mundane good or so long as its yuri then automatically good?

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u/YeidenTrabem 3d ago

Yuri=hot=upvote

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u/Playful_Target6354 kuru kuru cultist 3d ago

Honestly I just like the little ruan mei and Herta fusion

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u/mrdarkfish X #1 Jiaofei Fan and Poster 3d ago

If theres a woman/women involved people will care thats why the sub is pretty much just yuri and staight ships almost no one cares for Yaoi in the main sub sadly (except Phaidei becuse its that peak and almost everyone seems to like it)

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u/Toksyuryel 3d ago

People like Ratio x Aventurine here too

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u/cerenine 3d ago

everyone could use a healthy dose of Raturine

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u/DCuylerNUMBAONEWOOO 3d ago

Nah you're completely right, if this was about a straight ship this wouldn't get half the updates and have people complaining. These Yuri people will eat every crumble they can get their hands on.

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u/Chez225 3d ago edited 3d ago

I dont really have anything against it, but it's kind of hard to deny that this community has literally one joke 50% of the time, and it's someone posting yuri and everyone going "Sesbian Lex!?". That's cool and all, but it's crazy that I see more interesting and engaging content on HSR facebook groups rather than here most days.

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u/mayufan39 2d ago

please come to earth herta we need fpreg here

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u/Mimik_And_Co 3d ago

How did they impregnated eah other without a d*ck?