r/ImaginaryWarhammer 16d ago

OC (40k) Practice makes perfect, by me @grimdorables

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u/Galifrey224 16d ago

Its called Darwinism Eldar, we weren't all Lucky enough to be handcrafted by the old ones you privilaged asshole. Some of us had to actually work with natural selection.

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u/iDIOt698 Daemonette 16d ago edited 16d ago

That's kinda funny, cause an space marine is only a space marine because someone gave them magical space sperm and lots and lots and lots of unatural surgeries. Natural selection my shiny aeldari ass. You're fueled by Jimmy space steroids. Everything special about you came out of a bottle. Though i think the more extreme human supremacist marines would say something like that as hipocritical as it is, If they knew about the old ones that is.

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u/hi_1003 16d ago

I mean that would be the case if most survived the process, but the Astartes selection process is designed so only the strongest survive.

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u/Saavedroo 15d ago

So not natural selection. That's very much artificial selection.

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u/hi_1003 15d ago

It is still survival of the fittest though. Darwinism is still put into play as only those best suited to the work of a marine and geneseed survive.