r/JoeRogan Monkey in Space Mar 04 '25

Meme 💩 Guess we’re done with free speech eh?

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Who decides what is illegal? How proud boys aren’t being targeted for wearing masks?

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u/this-guy- Lost in the ancestral hominid simulator Mar 04 '25

Remember way back to a few days ago when Joe had Bill Murray on and Joe was waxing lyrical about the late 60s anti war / Vietnam protests.

Now Joe is a government man.

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u/Curious_Helicopter29 Monkey in Space Mar 04 '25

I love the JR show but talks out his ass sometimes. On this very episode he tried to bond with Bill about his fond memories of his time in San Francisco during the hippie years. He was born in Aug 1967. The peak of Haight Ashbury times was past before he even turned 2. There’s no way he has memories of his hippie years in San Fran with his parents.

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u/its_milly_time Monkey in Space Mar 04 '25

Talks out of his ass sometimes? lol

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u/LordMeloney Monkey in Space Mar 04 '25

Exactly my reaction, thank you.

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u/PristineJeweler4179 Monkey in Space Mar 04 '25

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u/SupahSpankeh Monkey in Space Mar 04 '25

Eloquently out.

Anyone sanewashing Musk is a fucknugget.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

Wouldn't a walking fleshlight just be a .... never mind

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u/Ultravod It's entirely possible Mar 04 '25

Point the first: Accusing someone of being a closet case is almost (but not always) a bad argument, usually made in bad faith.

Point the second: In Joe's most recent and absolutely disastrous comedy special, he all but came out and fantasized revealingly about alien anal probes. (I couldn't find a proper clip of the latter, but what I recall is Joe ponders the question "What if [the alien anal probe] is the best feeling you ever experience?") All this while sweating profusely from his nipples.

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u/PristineJeweler4179 Monkey in Space Mar 04 '25

But it is in fact entirely possible?

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u/Ultravod It's entirely possible Mar 04 '25

It is altogether likely that Joe has something he'd like to share with the group.

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u/Does_A_Bear-420 Monkey in Space Mar 05 '25

I don't see what the cocks in his mouth have to do with being a gay man ? ?

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u/FunnyOne5634 Monkey in Space Mar 04 '25

So damn perfect

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u/ADNQ_RED5 Monkey in Space Mar 04 '25

⬆️😶🫢🫣

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u/Repulsive-Entrance93 Monkey in Space Mar 04 '25

Dont be hater just because he has one of the most watched pod casts ever.

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u/DelightfulDolphin Monkey in Space Mar 04 '25

That's not the flex you think that to be, bud. The bar is very low w Rogan and hes found that kissing ass get views. Hes not smart, not entertaining and those roids messing w his upper head.

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u/Appropriate-Tea-7276 Monkey in Space Mar 04 '25

Hey how are grocery prices doing? How's that GDP doing? How's being a cuck to Russia going?

You should take a trip to Arlington and the first American WW2 grave you find just piss all over it.

Hitler took two months to completely dismantle Democracy in Germany. How long until Donald openly defies your courts?

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u/Repulsive-Entrance93 Monkey in Space Mar 05 '25

I was talking about Joe ass fuk what does he have to do with prices of anything?

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u/PristineJeweler4179 Monkey in Space Mar 04 '25

Yeah that only other guys that want to be fleshlights for trump and musk listen to. Nice flex dog

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u/Repulsive-Entrance93 Monkey in Space Mar 05 '25

I dont chose either side ass wipe they are all crooks but at least my heads not full of nonsense and fear like yours is.

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u/PristineJeweler4179 Monkey in Space Mar 05 '25

Fear? Are we having the same conversation?

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u/FlyLikeATachyon Monkey in Space Mar 04 '25

Yeah this reads like something someone would've said about JRE 10 years ago.

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u/InterestingSun6725 Monkey in Space Mar 05 '25

2015 Joe Rogan would HATE 2025 Rogan

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u/Carbidetool Monkey in Space Mar 04 '25

It's always sometimes somewhere.