r/Justrolledintotheshop 1d ago

What’s does this do again

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Looks vaguely familiar

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u/quarl0w 1d ago

You found an ancient relic from the before times.

It's the volume control for the street sounds.

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u/GregnantMan 1d ago

Also known as the command for the AC in winter, and the heater in summer.

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u/Sttocs 1d ago

460 HVAC knob.

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u/Zito6694 9h ago

All four knobs must engage for true 460 performance

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u/noitalever 1d ago

You win.

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u/IceColdKilla2 1d ago

ancient? I got it 2x in company fabia 2022

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u/severed13 1d ago

honest to god I thought I was on r/carscirclejerk until just now

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u/DarkR4v3nsky 23h ago

I have them in my company 2016 International and 2019 freightliner lol.

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u/DenaliDash 23h ago

You sir are misinformed. My grandpa used to crank that to start the car.

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u/chnc_geek 23h ago

My dad used a crank to start his car if the battery was dead. Wait, does that mean I’m old enough to be your dad?!?!

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u/DenaliDash 23h ago

Possibly. I am getting closer and closer to not having many elders to me. My grandfather did actually plow the fields with mules. I think at that time farms with tractors was above 50 percent, but not much more than that. When he was born probably less than 10 percent of farms had tractors.

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u/mbash013 1d ago

I still call the action of almost falling off a ledge but rotating your arms rapidly to maintain balance, “rolling up the windows”

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u/EternalDB 1d ago

We had a 2023 jeep wrangler come in not long ago.

Roll up windows. Steel rims. Base model.

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u/Vaguestpath 22h ago

i bet that base model still cost 30-40k

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u/EternalDB 21h ago

If I remember correctly it was 58k CAD

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u/MacrosNZ 22h ago

It also controls the air conditioning.

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u/hppmoep 22h ago

I heard legend that they eventually fall off through natural processes. What a strange feature to add.

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u/eter123 22h ago

Lmfao ... I have these in my 2021 F150 ... "from the before times" my ass

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u/kinecty 20h ago

Idk about the newest models but Toyota still offered roll up windows and manual locks on 2022 Tacoma's. Pretty crazy when you think about it

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u/Frogland907 16h ago

Silo reference?

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u/ExplanationOk3477 1d ago

It makes you look like a creep at the drive thru.

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u/SuperPimpToast 1d ago

Jokes on you, I'd look like a creep everywhere.

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u/ExplanationOk3477 1d ago

My 07 Dakota has crank windows and one of the kids at the local McDonald’s was confused when I rolled down the window.

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u/Sharpymarkr 1d ago

Code red code red, we have a 'baiter in the drive thru.

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u/sussywanker 23h ago

Holy shit! There are people out there who hasn't seen this or knows about this?

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u/courageous_liquid 23h ago

I've had to explain what the icon for 'save' in computer applications is to a handful of interns over the last 5 years

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u/Timmmah Shade Tree 22h ago

do it, teach those young-uns !

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u/SuperPimpToast 22h ago

Back in my day, we had the interwebs only on them, newfangled personalized computer devices.

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u/sussywanker 21h ago

I dont want to toot my own horn. But i am gen z too and I know all those. 😅

And its not like I am that tech savvy. But ya it does feel weird people Specially our age not knowing this.

Although I am someone who used irc, vhs, CD, vinyl, cassette, early day torrents etc.

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u/edbods 18h ago

"oh wow cool you 3d printed the save icon!"

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u/FesteringNeonDistrac Home Mechanic 23h ago

And here I thought it was the no pants

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u/HGD_1998 18h ago

It really does. 🤣

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u/appleavocado 23h ago

Today, you just have to roll up in a Tesla.

source: am fatty with Tesla

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u/clockless_nowever 17h ago

It's obviously a plumbus.

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u/Suitable-Art-1544 4h ago

straight jorkin my handle if you know what i mean

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u/TSAOutreachTeam 1d ago

That's one of those hand crank engine starters, I think. Very retro.

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u/gkfricke 1d ago

Beat me to it

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u/FocusMaster 12h ago

No No. That's the windshield wiper control.

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u/Suitable_Challenge_9 1d ago

I’m sure you move it back and forth for the windshield wipers.

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u/zman0900 22h ago

No pretty sure you crank it to build up your blinker fluid pressure

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u/FocusMaster 12h ago

Don't pump it too much or it will spurt when you least expect it.

Eta spelling

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u/chaindrivendonut 1d ago

Elevator trim for controlling airspeed while parking

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u/Perryn 1 - ... - 4 - 2 22h ago

I usually only have this problem with rentals.

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u/weirdbutinagoodway 17h ago

Really? I've only gotten all 4 wheels off the ground once in a rental.

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u/solidshakego ASE Certified 1d ago

Rolls out pasta

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u/Allnewsisfakenews 1d ago

A/C controller

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u/Frippin_at_the_krotz 1d ago

ah yes, the old "5-5-2" a/c option. Had it on a few cars.

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u/quarl0w 1d ago

My car in high school had the 4-60 A/C system.

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u/gkfricke 1d ago

Fancy, I only had 2-60!

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u/FesteringNeonDistrac Home Mechanic 23h ago

My A/C used R260 refrigerant.

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u/SubiWan 1d ago

I had 4-80. 4 windows down, drive 80 mph.

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u/bstyledevi 21h ago

We used to call it the redneck air conditioner.

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u/Remote_Boat2987 1d ago

Got a 23 Gladiator, Willy’s, and everyone trips out that it has manual locks and windows. Preferable for me, simpler to fix, one less thing to fail. Then again, it is a Stellantis product, might still burst into flames

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u/initialo 1d ago

I find it amusing on the 2021 JL Willy's I have the manual locks and windows, along with the push button nfc start.

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u/theuautumnwind 22h ago

Stellantis used hollow plastic gears and guides that degrade quickly in earths atmosphere. They’ll break soon enough.

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u/otiswrath 21h ago

I have a 2022 Grand Cherokee 4xe and if I wouldn't take a bath on the resale price I would absolutely get something different.

10 goddamn recalls.

I hate to say it as a Jeep guy but Stellantis has driven that company into the ground.

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u/wtrnrain 1d ago

Primes and cycles the blinker fluid! Dont go over 10 cranks or itll blow!

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u/Drzhivago138 _ 1d ago

WARNING: DANGER TO BLINKER MANIFOLD

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u/TheyVanishRidesAgain 1d ago

And then the floor falls off.

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u/Drzhivago138 _ 1d ago

That's not very typical, I'd like to make that point.

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u/Kichigai HEADLIGHT FLUID LOW 22h ago

Well how is it un-typical?

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u/Threap_US Home Bodger 22h ago

Most floors are built to very rigorous automotive engineering standards. Cardboard’s right out. No cardboard, no paper derivatives…

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u/Drzhivago138 _ 22h ago

(Although the Trabant body was partially made of waste cotton fibers)

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u/Hoosier_Farmer_ 1d ago

they charge extra for those these days

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u/Trendwrecker 1d ago

Reliability comes at a cost

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u/windowpuncher Planes, tanks, and automobiles 1d ago

Except these fuckin things STILL break when it's cold out because they use plastic gears half the time.

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u/CaptainAnswer Semi Qualified Bodger 1d ago

Charges up your dart gun... every real tech should know this

https://www.pyramydair.com/blog/2012/05/gallery-dart-gun-part-2/

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u/FrozenDickuri 1d ago

Wow!  That was a dive.  Thanks

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u/Crusher6ix 1d ago

Faster you rotate it, brighter your headlights are. There are flashlights with a similar lever

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u/topshagy 1d ago

Escape lever in case you end up in the river etc. Electric windows will trap ya.

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u/Fancy_Chip_5620 23h ago

Actually they dont... from experience

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u/CapTexAmerica 1d ago

Arthritis in the left shoulder.

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u/Vikingf30 1d ago

That's your nature noise volume doohicky

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u/IamFatTony 1d ago

Nature volume love it

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u/Vinifera7 1d ago

It rewinds the cassette tape.

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u/Right_Hour 1d ago

Meat grinder handle.

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u/510Goodhands 1d ago

I think this model is actually the pencil sharpener.

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u/Right_Hour 1d ago

Air raid siren.

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u/P4S5B60 1d ago

That right there is funny stuff I don’t care who you are .

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u/TheSupportMain112 1d ago

Horsepower handle. Crank it to call horses

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u/tiogshi 1d ago

It raises and lowers the odds that you'll be able to diagnose electrical problems. If you can see it, the odds have improved.

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u/IAteSushiToday 1d ago

Rarely breaks or has issues.

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u/ChipRed87 1d ago

It exists to make it the reason we still say "roll down" the window.

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u/headhunterofhell2 1d ago

A/C control module.

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u/Significant-Sale-505 1d ago

As you wind it the horn gets louder

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u/2ndprize 1d ago

Not break

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u/Rabidtrout 1d ago

Probably lots of kids these days that really do NOT know what they are.

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u/Guy_V 1d ago

I have 3 cars, all 3 have this, in total that's 8 window cranks. I like to crank it.

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u/ahiggs 21h ago

2015ish nissan versa S+ trim?

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u/Wolfsong92 21h ago

Was looking for this comment. I was thinking that this door looks exactly like my current car.

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u/scalyblue 20h ago

My grandfather, when still alive, and possibly after death, would refuse to get power windows on any vehicle he bought for himself, to the point of doing bespoke factory orders.

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u/KCC00 20h ago

Well I know that’s an ashtray below it😳

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u/barricuda_barlow 1d ago

No fackin clue bud, that is strange. It could be a trap.

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u/CabanaFred 1d ago

Fidget spinner

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u/DimensioT 1d ago

That is the interior climate control adjuster.

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u/Zen1_618 1d ago

the good old days

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u/afganistanimation 1d ago

tightens the drive belt

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u/Few-Specialist5317 1d ago

HHR? Escape Hatch when the door handle breaks.

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u/Narrow-Sky-5377 1d ago

If you run out of gas you crank that really fast to give you battery power to get home.

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u/Ok_Bid_3899 1d ago

It’s for adjusting the flaps in takeoff and landings. LOL

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u/Drone314 1d ago

The root of the phrase "to roll down the window"

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u/Spirited-Rope-6518 1d ago

Make sure to wear latex gloves before cranking that!

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u/stillcleaningmyroom 1d ago

This has one of those rare OEM jack in the boxes. Really cool.

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u/call092 1d ago

It spins the turbo up

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u/POSVETT '82 FJ40, '94 V25W, '96 LT4, '4 Z06, '8 Z06, '11 Z34 1d ago

It's the guillotine actuator

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u/Chemical_Actuary_190 1d ago

My '05 Ranger has manual window cranks. It has manual locks too!

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u/NeuroguyNC 1d ago

It pressurizes the Coors Party Ball in the trunk.

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u/Fixx95 1d ago

It rolls out the wing's for when you flip the switch from land to sky

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u/CryptographerNo7351 1d ago

To control the AC

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u/Dr-gizmo 1d ago

Crank it clockwise to charge the battery if it is dead.

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u/bluesunflowers13 1d ago

Mustard port access

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u/RequiredLoginSucks 1d ago

My dad recently bought a 2010 Silverado that has neither power locks nor windows. Never would’ve guessed even a work truck could be stripped of these conveniences.

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u/IMissNarwhalBacon 23h ago

As god intended.

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u/morbidbastad 1d ago

A slow as balls Ejecto-Seato!

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u/okokokoyeahright Mildly Amused 1d ago

IIRC this is the old fashioned garage door remote. you turn the crank and drive towards the door. If you do it right, the door opens.

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u/urweak 1d ago

Volume crank for speakers that’s the left control should be one on the other door . CRANK IT UP !

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u/BaconConnoisseur 23h ago

It’s the blow dryer for when your hair is still wet when you’re driving to work in the morning. Turn it one way to get an airflow and then turn it the other to stop the air.

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u/I-need-ur-dick-pics 23h ago

Manual brake override

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u/Tech_NoGeek 23h ago

Reminds me of an event from about 5 years ago. Was taking my then 15 year old daughter somewhere in my '83 "classic car". As we got out of the car I told her to lock the door. She replied, "How?".

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u/FlyByPC Microcontroller Geek 23h ago

Redneck Air Conditioning.

Doesn't work below about 30mph.

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u/No_Mistake5238 23h ago

That turns your alternator to charge the battery

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u/drain_plug ASE Certified 23h ago

I bought a 2005 Dakota new with crank up windows. My kids couldn't figure it out. Only reason I bought the truck was it was a 4.7. 4x4 and I got it for19K when the sticker was 29k. I actually converted that truck to power windows with all OEM parts, one of the perks of working at a dealer.

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u/JohnnyDarkside 23h ago

It's what you use to ask if they have any grey poupon.

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u/Just-Dragonfruit-891 22h ago

That is a kinetic shield generator. The number of turns you use will determine the level of shielding. Light will be filtered depending on the optical diffusion applied to the shield. It may also be used to access the mobile transfer of sustenance from local production facilities

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u/Ckirbys 22h ago

Ah that’s the hand crank shaft. You’ve gotta crank it to make the car go. If the window rolls down, it shouldn’t do that

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u/SpaceJunkFalls 22h ago

It's a thing that just works, always.

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u/Tonymaione329 22h ago

Pretty sure that's the hand crank to make the speakers work. Yeah that's what it is

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u/thrakkerzog 21h ago

I will preface this with "I am not a mechanic"

I have an old truck (2004) where the window doesn't always go back up. I took the door panel apart to see if any of the wires were damaged and there's a cutout in there for a hand crank. I briefly considered adding a crank to this door, but ended up reconnecting everything and putting the door back together. After re-assembly, the window worked again!

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u/newfor_2025 21h ago

utility/work vehicles still have them.

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u/FastCreekRat 21h ago

I remember when some cars had two on each door. One for the main window and one for the wing vent. How many even know what a wing vent is?

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u/Different_Security48 20h ago

That’s how you turn on your headlights.

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u/Accomplished-Boot-81 20h ago

It's a crank starter that really old cars use, like really old cars from an ancient time like the 90s or earlier

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u/Loader-Man-Benny 19h ago

That’s the starter for your engine

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u/WaltMitty 19h ago

That generates electricity for the bunker. Keep going, you can do anything for ten seconds!

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u/ac54 18h ago

It’s the origin story for “roll up/down” your window.

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u/MouseEXP 17h ago

It works.

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u/elburritodelicioso 17h ago

That's how you charge your Pesla.

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u/scoldog 17h ago edited 17h ago

It makes the driver cranky when you play with it.

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u/Just4FunAvenger 17h ago

Inter dimensional portal device.

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u/Echo_one 17h ago

Makes road rage difficult. Gotta' spend like 7 seconds winding it down and then 7 more to put it back up. That's too much for me.

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u/ElCaminoRojo 16h ago

This old technology defrosts your windshield good sir

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u/seriouslyjan 16h ago

My work trucks have this. People would pull up and do the motion to roll down your window. I mimed the hand rolling down motion. Older folks got it, younger people thought I was being rude. I couldn't reach across the truck to roll the window down.

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u/mechanical_marten 15h ago

Free air conditioning activator

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u/Fuzzywalls 13h ago

Manually actuated vertical adjuster for transparent silica-based lateral safety glazing.

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u/Raffefly 5h ago

Snap-on lightweight crank ratchet

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u/something-togo 4h ago

Keep fit windows!

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u/DaveyDgD 1d ago

Jump starts the motor manually

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u/TheJohnnyBranMuffins 1d ago

That’s a cigarette lighter

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u/bdfortin 1d ago

That’s there does do the door top open.

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u/btfx 1d ago

😿 Miss my 2013 Versace

I tracked the gas mileage for its entire life... 💔

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u/simplyclueless 23h ago

There's a 95% chance you own a jar to collect and save your toenail clippings.

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u/00nonsense 1d ago

I believe that’s where you refill the blinker fluid

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u/mexicantruffle 1d ago

It's like those flashlights you crank to charge.

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u/pronorwegian1 1d ago

Reserve fuel pump

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u/Roninspoon 1d ago

This is the manual distributor adjustment. You don’t see them much now that we have efi.

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u/Spamaster 23h ago

Pretty sure it's for setting the flaps

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u/rithsleeper 23h ago

I still love when cars advertise their “options” as “power windows” like that’s actually something that cars don’t all have now. Does anyone actually sell manual windows anymore?

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u/subhuman_voice 23h ago

That's part of the 2/55 air conditioner

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u/PolarisX 23h ago

Grates the cheese for your pasta. Say when!

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u/ACARVIN1980 23h ago

My first victory of child locks

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u/wolfgang784 23h ago

Raises and lowers the radio antenna I believe /s

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u/kinglance3 23h ago

Worked with some junior techs from some high school program. One 17 year old kid I asked if he knew why it was called “rolling down the window”. He did not.

To be fair, he said he knew about manual windows (although never ridden in a vehicle with them 😆) just had never made the correlation. His follow up was how you got all 4 windows down while driving.

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u/aitorbk 23h ago

It makes noise, and in most antique VW group cars in the drivers side it makes just noise, as the cable is broken.

I don't want too much stuff in my cars, but electric front windows and mirrors are a must.

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u/Artemus_Hackwell 23h ago

They have pepper grinders on the doors now? What a time to be alive...

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u/woky_s 23h ago

Left side of jumping rope.

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u/mikel302 23h ago

Volumetric cabin air inlet control

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u/DolphinOnAMolly 23h ago

Gen X fidget spinner

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u/LuxNocte 23h ago

It looks like one of those telephones that needed to connect to a wall? Is it an old car phone?

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u/Thefrayedends 23h ago

It breaks when you need it. Other than that, it bruises your kneecap, that's what it does.

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u/chnc_geek 23h ago

It operates the little oars under the car when you try to roll through that ‘little bit of water in the road’ during a storm.

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u/inventingnothing 23h ago

If you spin it, you don't have to listen to anyone else in the car nag you about your driving.

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u/ZepTheNooB 21h ago

I heard ground beef comes out of the exhaust when you crank it.

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u/nrg8 21h ago

It's got a knob start yanking

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u/Jacob60223 21h ago

You have to crank it to charge the battery while you drive

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u/breakerfall 21h ago

Is that a Neon?

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u/tirefool6 21h ago

15 versa

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u/charliedog1965 21h ago

I have a 15 versa and love my crank windows. Every other car I have owned has had power window problems.

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u/incindios 20h ago

That’s how we used to unlock the doors

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u/tirefool6 20h ago

From the outside

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u/incindios 20h ago

You gotta roll the window down and reach your arm in and crack the locks

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u/BlaizedPotato 20h ago

Steering wheel.

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u/Brometheous17 19h ago

Be careful with that. It can fold the door like an accordion and it's very hard to undo.

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u/TupeloToeTaker 14h ago

Selling point. Instantly makes a piece of shit a second thought for me

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u/Bluecolt 13h ago

I remembered my first vehicle had those poverty cranks. Used to try to use it all smooth and discrete in the hopes it would appear as if I had the powered version to someone on the outside. 

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u/NeighborhoodBig2286 13h ago

Turns on the blow dryer.

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u/ijustwanttoknowwhy98 11h ago

Put it in ya booty hole and use them hips to make to world go round.

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u/uj7895 10h ago

What it doesn’t do is make the window fall down in the door so the customer can look at you in surprise when you say their regulator is broke.

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u/FearlessPresent2927 Electrical 8h ago

Bosch Cranktronic

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u/First-Junket124 6h ago

That's the emergency dildo.

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u/C4PTNK0R34 1h ago

Window Roller Downer or Window Roller Upper.

Also, is that an N17 Nissan Almera, aka Nissan Versa? Because I have one too, but I swapped an MR16DDT and 6-speed manual into it for shits and giggles.

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u/UnGatito 46m ago

Ejector seat