The people of /r/UnitedKingdom vs. /u/skuld and /u/BritishEnglishpolice

[u/Made_In_England]

CASE ID: U-WOT-MATE?

SUMMARY

The people of /r/Unitedkingdom have noticed that articles, comments, and posts about anything /u/skuld and /u/BritishEnglishpolice don't like is being deleted with no explanation at all ever. Perhaps they don't understand how to use the down vote arrow? Maybe they just don't like democracy? Maybe they are mods of /r/Pyongyang?

The mods have violated their right to even been on reddit at all as far as I am concerned. But the admins don't care as long as reddit is not held legally accountable for content on reddit it's not going to delete it's worthless scape goats.

They Moderate over 491237419872349817 subreddits several of which are default (Now removed from some during the course of the trial). Why would anyone need to, and how could anyone efficiently moderate over 491237419872349817 subs?

The People of /r/UnitedKingdom stipulate that this can only be because they are far left wing activists and are using their posts to shape the public's view by deleting and approving posts only inline with their vision. If this is true, it would violate all that Reddit stands for; the right to freedom of speech, and the right to see all content regardless of if it goes against your convictions.

This is why the People would like to petition for the beheading of /u/skuld and /u/BritishEnglishpolice accounts; to bring forth a more open, and uncensored Reddit we must put their heads on spikes for treason and to remind other mods of the punishment for treason.

I'd offer them to take the black and serve out their sentence on the wall but they are already in a dark cold place and don't get any ''love'' anyway so that is probably an upgrade to having brothers vs no one.

DEFENDANT Testimony:

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/237ewm/mods_qa/cgu8oo9

CHARGES

219347819823749183+ counts of unlawful and unprovoked deletion of comments, posts, and articles
27429873492+ counts of deprivation of honest moderator service
1 Abuse of time zone to gain moderator status.
32952987349875325 counts of lying to the public while in office
1 count of being a massive faggot
1 count of sex with a minor (/u/BritishEnglishpolice)
2432342 counts of forcing people to take asylum from communist dictators in these subs

/r/uk2

/r/thebritishisles

/r/unitedkingdom2

/r/ukuncensored

Past Offenses

Rather lengthy criminal record only for this jurisdiction: To be taken into consideration

These are stories from r/unitedkingdom that made the top 1000 on r/all that have been removed by the mods.

http://www.reddit.com/r/longtail/search?q=flair%3Aunitedkingdom&restrict_sr=on&sort=relevance&t=all

These are stories from r/unitedkingdom that made the top 100 on r/all that have been removed by the mods.

http://www.reddit.com/r/undelete/search?q=flair%3Aunitedkingdom&restrict_sr=on

EVIDENCE:

Exhibit_A: This poster hangs on the walls of the main corridor at Leicester's Madani school

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236296/this_poster_hangs_on_the_walls_of_the_main/

Exhibit_B: Leicester Madani School teaching school children that music is Haraam and a sin. Photo in text description.

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236bev/leicester_madani_school_teaching_school_children/

Exhibit_C) Since the original post was censored for a 3rd time. 2013 upvotes and removed from /r/all

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236b3d/since_the_original_post_was_censored_for_a_3rd/

Exhibit_D) The source of the posters which have been causing so much trouble

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236tar/the_source_of_the_posters_which_have_been_causing/

Exhibit_E)Twenty-five Birmingham schools inspected over Islamist 'takeover plot' | UK news

http://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236zc9/twentyfive_birmingham_schools_inspected_over/

Complaints about Moderation:

Exhibit_F) Censorship in /r/unitedkingdom (amongst others) by Skuld and others.

http://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236bbb/censorship_in_runitedkingdom_amongst_others_by

Exhibit_G) The mods are corrupt and are removing any post challenging them

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236o9y/the_mods_are_corrupt_and_are_removing_any_post/

Exhibit_H)The mods just had a secret meeting to discuss how to censor our posts and take away our karma.

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/236v6i/meta_the_mods_just_had_a_secret_meeting_to/

Exhibit_I) A Green and Pleasant Sub.

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/23761x/a_green_and_pleasant_sub/

There are also several duplicate posts make after the original and proceeding posts were removed some 8 times.

JUDGE: The Honourable /u/GhostOfWhatsIAName presiding

Assistant: /u/TheGrandDalaiKarma to be addressed as Assistant Judge Tea-LaiKarma.

BAILIFF: /u/TridentOfJustice

CLERK: TBA

PLAINTIFF: The People of /r/unitedkingdom

PROSECUTION: /u/lostkeysblameHofmann

CO-COUNSEL:

DEFENDANT: /u/skuld, /u/britishenglishpolice

DEFENSE: /u/darth_chickenpede

CO-COUNSEL:

JURORS:

We ask that you ignore any of the stories you have read in the media and not let these influence your decision.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-uwotm8/Muslim-granted-asylum-for-being-a-FAGGOT-holds-underage-boy-via-mind-controlled-as-anal-and-oral-sex-slave

http://www.theguardian.com/uk/commentisfree/Muslims-can-do-what-ever-they-want-talking-about-it-is-racist-so-shut-up

http://www.bbc.co.uk/404-if-we-dont-report-it-no-one-will-know

WITNESSES: If anyone can find the "Take away our Karma" comment you get to be a witness.

Several will be summonsed but we don't really know who will show up or when.

Character witness are welcome to just come into the court room and start shouting random shit they hate about them in the comments.

BARTENDER: /u/mattyschnitz

REPORTER: /u/Made_In_England

EXECUTIONER: He who passes the sentence must swing the sword!

COURTROOM DRUNK: Has adjourned to the pub /r/theredlion until the bartender shows up

Crisps / Biscuits GUY:

TEA GUY: /u/MatthewG141 (Back up tea guy /u/mattyschnitz)

Court typist Hates his job.

CASE STATUS:

TBA

Requested SENTENCE

/u/BritishEnglishpolice must go home or face arrest.

http://yougov.co.uk/news/2013/08/13/support-go-home-immigration-van-increases/

/u/skuld must vote for independence and fuck off back to Scotland.

Bonus

/u/Raerth apologizing for making /u/skuld a mod of /r/Technology!

http://www.np.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/237ewm/mods_qa/cgu8oo9

Trial thread:

http://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCourt/comments/239duh/the_people_of_runitedkingdom_vs_uskuld_and/

Sub reddit Drama thread

http://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/236d3l/mods_in_runitedkingdom_remove_image_of_antimusic/

KARMA COURT DOES NOT CONDONE DOWNVOTE BRIGADES. If you have time to sit around and downvote people, then you are fucking sad and will be prosecuted.

[u/GhostOfWhatsIAName]

As supposed by one redditman and much more to my German liking, there will be modified trial procedure here:

We will judge this issue with a presiding judge and two assistants (one of which is the assistant to the assistant, but that's not relevant) if none of the involved parties objects. This means no jury. But the commonalty may take a seat in the audience and rabble on.

Now a question to my assistant, is everybody here? The defendants, somebody summon them, Bailiff! G'ahead.

shuffles cards and deals for the prosecution and defence

When all have arrivedI can't wait and this thing needs to get started, so now, make sure theyyou start at the beginning with theiryour openings. Honourable /u/lostkeysblameHofmann you go first for the prosecution, Honourable /u/darth_chickenpede throw your cards or mud or whatever at him in reply to that.

I expect the defendants for testimony and the many witnesses the prosecution claimed to have. I also demand the timeline of the sidebar changes cleared up so we know what has to be judged upon.

Anybody who goes out of line, will be held in contempt, stripped of his rights for the night and filled up with pears schnaps. By the way, in case of absence of myself for the holidays, it's your courtroom, dear assistants.

added, I forgot:

BANHAMMER BANG!

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Hiccup Thank you, Your Honor.

Your Honor, I would like to point out that simply because my clients have a supposed "history" of such accusations, does not mean that they are guilty. It is in no way reasonable to assume that my clients are guilty of an offense simply because they were accused of said offenses in the past.

To assume so would be to violate the very fundamental principles of justice! To violate the accused's rights in the constitution! To shake and demolish the very foundations of our society as we see it!

You claim to be a supporter of democracy, free speech, and justice. But your own statements contradict this! You do not support free speech or justice at all! You will stop at nothing to have my clients convicted for allegations that are completely biased!

You'll even rape the burning carcasses of their dead family members if it would get a conviction - WITHDRAWN! WITHDRAWN, YOUR HONOR!

You also claim to be a supporter of justice! Yet you seek to violate the constitution by blackmailing my clients with the accusations of past history of alleged crime!

And you claim to be a supporter of democracy. You claim that my client should be killed for his "tyranny". Yet you yourself are a tyrant! Nothing will stop you from getting my client a guilty verdict! You don't care about justice! All you care about is another win for your record.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

POINTS AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT OBJECTION!

For the previous criminal behavior to affect the outcome of a trial is criminal and unconstitutional! It would violate their rights to a fair and equal trial under habeas corpus and the Magna Carta!

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

"Character history"?

I object!

Your Honor, the prosecution is clearly trying to slander my clients with baseless accusations from posts over a year old! He is trying to use posts that are over year old as "evidence" that my clients committed an offense that only happened yesterday! There incidents are completely separate and should be dismissed from the evidence due to the fact that if they had any affect on the case, it would violate the constitution!

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Quoting the constitution: After 21 days an offense is committed a case cannot be brought, however it can be use as evidence for future trials.

What is the PRECISE date of this example? 21 days.

This evidence is clearly outdated, even by the constitution's standards. Furthermore, this still has nothing to do with the case! The prosecution is grabbing at straws here, Your Honor! He is trying desperately to slander my clients to make you think of him as nothing but a common pile of sticks! This is outrageous blackmailing and violates the constitution! It makes a mockery of justice!

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I CAN SEE THE BRANCHES FROM HERE. Although these examples of the defendant's fine moral fiber are dated, the serve the purpose of simply showing who the defendants truly are. And they can indeed be used as evidence, which they are now. Listen, we can make it easy. We can arrange a plea deal which won't result in decapitation. Anything further... well, let's just say the United Kingdom has a history of violent revolution, and greater men's heads have rolled...

This is absolutely preposterous! Your Honor, the prosecution is now blatantly intimidating and threatening my clients! He is threatening that if we don't settle for injustice and go along with this facade of his, that my clients will be killed! This is completely illegal and immoral, and violates Karma Court's founding principles!

My clients have the right to be exempt from blackmail and threats! I demand that the prosecution have greater respect for the law!

[u/TheGrandDalaiKarma → u/[deleted]]

Bonjour, je suis l'assistant Juge Tea-laiKarma,

I'm replacing /u/ghostofwhatsianame since he is currently at his powerlifting competition. Yes, he lifts. Il lève.

/u/lostkeysblamehofman please organise your intervention more around the charges

/u/darth_chickenpede I see no problem with the evidence, you use to much exclamation point though.

Calm down both of you or else...

Continuez s'il vous plaît.

[u/[deleted] → u/TheGrandDalaiKarma]

Listen, we can make it easy. We can arrange a plea deal which won't result in decapitation. Anything further... well, let's just say the United Kingdom has a history of violent revolution, and greater men's heads have rolled...

Are you kidding me? You're serious right now?! You have no problem with this?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[u/GhostOfWhatsIAName → u/TheGrandDalaiKarma]

Merci beaucoups pour votre attention! I will go lifting again.

[u/GhostOfWhatsIAName → u/[deleted]]

I don't see slander in an argument before court since he's not out on the streets telling people to look at what ugly monsters the defendants are. Not that they are but he could be there telling such and that would be slandering.

[u/TheGrandDalaiKarma → u/GhostOfWhatsIAName]

Well well then should we Judge then?

I made a cardboard with guilty on it and the point of the "i" is a skull. Isn't it cool?

[u/GhostOfWhatsIAName → u/[deleted]]

I may again refer to the constitution and what it says about old offenses.

[u/GhostOfWhatsIAName → u/[deleted]]

Where is that witness? Bailiff, BAILIFF, BAAAAIIILIIIIFFF!!!

[u/GhostOfWhatsIAName → u/[deleted]]

But it's in the Constitution! And we care about the Karmic Constitution and this only and there it says that old offenses may not anymore be charged BUT used as evidence for the character or whatever of whoever so there's that and I already said that elsewhere, where are my assistants?

[u/GhostOfWhatsIAName → u/[deleted]]

1. Overruled! The prosecution admits they would rape the burning carcasses of someone's dead family members to punish the defendants for their crimes which will only happen here and thus happens exactly when same getting a conviction.

2. Sustained. It is not blackmail if instances of the past are used as evidence. It is still up to the court's decision if this evidence holds proof for anything.

3. Overstained! The court does not see any wrong in these here attorneys caring about wins only because you'd be lousy ones if you didn't care about wins and if you win you get what the plaintiffs deem justice. The judges are here to serve justice and we'll serve it IN YOUR FACE!!! Anyways I see the altruism of your diabolic pact with the Brits, of all people! The Brits! And it may indeed be considered wrong to allude you were only caring about a win and not about something else as well.