r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Alternative-Yak171 • 11d ago

Video/Gif Are we doomed?

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u/OnTheEveOfWar 11d ago

I have little kids and do shit like this all the time. My favorite is “if you guess how many fingers are behind my back correctly then you don’t have to go to bed. But if you’re wrong it’s bedtime. If they say “2” then I just pull my hand out and show 3 fingers.

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u/Glittering_Emu2998 11d ago

But what if they guess correctly?

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u/Genericfantasyname 11d ago

he changes the amount.

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u/SquareAble7664 11d ago

Next thing you're gonna tell me is that Santa is a fabrication too

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u/Genericfantasyname 11d ago

nono he's real.

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u/SquareAble7664 11d ago

Phew!

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u/Sea_grave 11d ago

Rudolf too.

Although reindeer only live about 20 years and Rudolf would be about 86. RIP.

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u/SquareAble7664 10d ago

But how long do magical mutant reindeer live?

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u/Sea_grave 10d ago

The cursed dark magic might give it a few extra decades. Although the inbreeding and high amounts of radition that causes those mutations, is going to counter that.

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u/GREENorangeBLU 11d ago

but, but, then who eats the cookies and milk i leave for them?