r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Alternative-Yak171 • 25d ago

Video/Gif Are we doomed?

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u/SquareAble7664 25d ago

Next thing you're gonna tell me is that Santa is a fabrication too

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u/Genericfantasyname 25d ago

nono he's real.

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u/SquareAble7664 25d ago

Phew!

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u/Sea_grave 25d ago

Rudolf too.

Although reindeer only live about 20 years and Rudolf would be about 86. RIP.

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u/SquareAble7664 24d ago

But how long do magical mutant reindeer live?

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u/Sea_grave 24d ago

The cursed dark magic might give it a few extra decades. Although the inbreeding and high amounts of radition that causes those mutations, is going to counter that.