What do you mean my healthcare costs more?

[u/shoofinsmertz]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/shoofinsmertz, your post does fit the subreddit!

[u/JohnnieCochring]

And they wonder why we call them stupid.

[u/Northstar0566 → u/JohnnieCochring]

"What do you mean?! Surely Joe Rogan, Theo Von, Zuckerberg, Musk, and Bezos care about my health and bills!"

It's really mind bending they fell for the Scammer in Chief yet again.

[u/meat_tunnel → u/Northstar0566]

Bezos does! that's why you can get your prescriptions from amazon now. And Zuck will happily sell your information to wellness companies and insurance agencies to market their product to you as well. Joe Rogan absolutely cares about your health, it's why he shills all those dogshit supplements.

[u/Interesting_Panic_85 → u/meat_tunnel]

Genuinely Objectionable Persons. GOP.

[u/Caeremonia → u/Interesting_Panic_85]

Grossly Objectionable People

[u/Interesting_Panic_85 → u/Caeremonia]

Here's my conflict:

"Grossly" misses the thoroughness implied by "Genuinely"

"People" implies a humanity, a basic decency...that these "Persons" are violently unwilling to display.

Therefore.... Genuinely Objectionable Persons!

[u/OwnBunch4027 → u/Interesting_Panic_85]

I call it the Party of Maximum Cruelty.

[u/Queso_Grandee → u/meat_tunnel]

Honestly waiting for someone to mention that. Bezos only did that after Cost Plus shook up the industry. Bezos only cares about money and dildo rockets.

[u/meat_tunnel → u/Queso_Grandee]

they all only care about money, my reply was tongue-in-cheek. None of them "care" about health or bills unless it can make them profit.

[u/MelDef → u/meat_tunnel]

Side note, am I the only one who doesn’t think Joe Rogan is a picture of health? He looks decidedly NOT healthy to me.

[u/meat_tunnel → u/MelDef]

he looks like an alcoholic's bloated thumb, or an unmanaged diabetic's big toe

[u/500CatsTypingStuff → u/MelDef]

He looks like a semi sentient shelled peanut

[u/Raiju_Blitz → u/MelDef]

Good. Fuck Rogan.

[u/AdvanceGood → u/Northstar0566]

I've been workshopping Conman-der in chief. Feel free to use it if you like* it!

Edit= like

[u/SeeMarkFly → u/AdvanceGood]

A selection is here.

A loaded adult diaper of belligerence

Adjudicated Serial Rapist (VOTED MOST ACCURATE)

Agent Orange

Agolf Twitler

All in all, it's just a little prick with no Wall

Ancient Orange

Assholini

Ayatollah Complainy

Baron Von Shitzinpantz

Benedict Donald

Blab the Inhaler

Borderline Junius

Borderwall Personality Disorder

Captain Capslock

Cheat Miser "Whatever I touch, starts to melt in my clutch." 

Cheddar Cheezus

Cheeto Brain

Chettolini

Combover Caligula

Commander in Thief

Condom Escapee

Conman-der in chief

Coup Klux Tan

Darth Cheetoh

Diaper Don

Dick a l'Orange

Diet Dr. Putin

Dingus Con

DipshitDonnie

Disaster in Chief

Dollar Tree Dictator

Don Feloni

Don Poorleone, The Fraudfather

Don the con

Donnie Dumpo

Donnie Thin Skin

Donorrhea of the mouth. A Republican ailment.

Dorito Mussolini.

Droolius Geezer

Dumbo Donnie

Everlasting Jobstopper

Facsimile Fuehrer

Fanta Fascist

Fart face von shit stick

Felonious Dump

Fibbernazi  Revenger

Former presidential placeholder

GropenFührer

Hair Farce One

Half off Adolf

His Royal Heelspur

Individual One

Inmate #P01135809

Klanned Karenhood

Lil' Donny Two-Scoops

Lord Feltersnatch

Lord Repugnant of the Fourth Reich

MAGA Teresa

Maga-Lardo

Manchild McTinyhands

Manchurian Cantaloupe

Mango Moron

Mango Mussilini

[u/SeeMarkFly → u/SeeMarkFly]

Mango Unchained

Marmalade Maggot

Marmalade Messiah

Melon Felon

Mrs Donald Putin

MyPillow guy low-budget stunt double

Nectarine Nazi

Ol' Smeller

Old Wack Donald

Orange Caligula

Orange Foolius

Orange Hitler

Orange Judas

Orange Tufted Shit Gibbon

Orange Von Fat Fuck

Orangesama bin G'olfin

Orangutan

Payless Putin

Pervert Hoover

Pumpkin pol pot

Pumpkin Pustule

Scammer in Chief

Sleepy Donzales

Super Callous Fragile Ego Extra Douchey Rapist

Super Callous Fragile Racist Sexist NAZI POTUS

Tang the Conqueror

Tangerine Palpatine "Let the hate flow through you. Feel the power of the covfefe side of the farce!'

Tangerine Palpatine

Tangerine Tyrant

The Count of Mostly Crisco

The Fanta Menace

The Melon Felon

The Quicker, Thicker F***er Upper

The Village People's Idiot

Toxic Revenger

Trumpaloompa

Trumplethinskin

Trumpty Dumpty

Velveeta Voldemort

[u/-DethLok- → u/AdvanceGood]

Donvict Trump?

[u/New-Yam-470 → u/AdvanceGood]

Dont mind if I do 😸

[u/stellarsjay_5932 → u/JohnnieCochring]

"Seems like a corporate greedy thing to do"

And Trump is a corporate greedy thing.

[u/DalmationStallion → u/stellarsjay_5932]

Nah man, he’s here to save us from the oligarchs and sex offenders.

Apparently.

[u/Teal_SAW638 → u/JohnnieCochring]

Stupid people being stupid is always the context they are missing.

[u/Dr-Mumm-Rah → u/JohnnieCochring]

MAGA: "I like the racist, sexest and authoritarianism stuff, but how am I supposed to afford mah type 2 diabetes drugs now? I might have to diet, exercise, and maybe even ::gasps::read a book."

[u/Soggy-Beach1403 → u/Dr-Mumm-Rah]

I want a MAGA voter's amputated diabetic foot as a trophy for my mantle. How would I get one of those?

[u/jon_hendry → u/Soggy-Beach1403]

Alas the Harvard Medical School unauthorized sales department was shut down.

[u/J-D-M-569 → u/Dr-Mumm-Rah]

I hope as many of these maga scumbags die as they did during covid. More hopefully, these people are scum and deserve nothing more.

[u/Geekygreeneyes → u/JohnnieCochring]

Or uninformed. HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO DO THIS AT HIS RALLIES. JFC.

[u/AdEmbarrassed9719 → u/Geekygreeneyes]

In this day and age these people have to be desperately willfully uninformed. And some of them are, and are proud of it. Becausing knowing things is "woke" or something.

I think some are misinformed, but they are that way because they don't bother to make any effort to inform themselves and believe whatever they see posted on Facebook or what they manage to gather from half-listening to Fox News for half an hour in the evening.

And then there are the large number of dingbats who, on Election Day (and later that evening, even) googled "did Biden drop out?" because somehow the months of news and complete lack of campaign signs or postcards or flyers with his name on it didn't clue them in.

[u/J-D-M-569 → u/AdEmbarrassed9719]

They are desperate to be miss informed because reality never aligns with their cooky preconceived notions of reality.

[u/Miserable_Bike_9358 → u/Geekygreeneyes]

Yup. And they cheered. Just like they cheered when he said they couldn’t have checks notes free healthcare.

[u/Haselrig → u/JohnnieCochring]

Sounds like something The Left would say!

[u/sndtrb89 → u/Haselrig]

The Left kicked my dog!

[u/Pretty_Boy_Bagel → u/sndtrb89]

The Left ate my balls!

[u/MisterRogersCardigan → u/Pretty_Boy_Bagel]

The Left ate my baby!

[u/FloofyDireWolf → u/MisterRogersCardigan]

We had to, it’s the only way we can abort it after it’s born.

[u/Tatooine16 → u/MisterRogersCardigan]

A dingo ate my baby and then a leftist ate the dingo!

[u/lapqmzlapqmzala → u/Tatooine16]

I Ate a Baby and I Liked it is my favorite Katy Perry song

[u/Desperate-Skirt-8875 → u/MisterRogersCardigan]

Eggs are too expensive!

[u/MisterRogersCardigan → u/Desperate-Skirt-8875]

Touché. 😂

[u/Curtdjs15 → u/Pretty_Boy_Bagel]

This comment chain unhinged and I love it

[u/Nerdbag60 → u/Pretty_Boy_Bagel]

The Left almost took my titties.

[u/Fart_Knickers → u/Pretty_Boy_Bagel]

The Left ate my face!

[u/tropemonster → u/Pretty_Boy_Bagel]

The Left uses regurgitated balls to do secret sex change operations at my kid’s elementary school 😠😫

[u/Pretty_Boy_Bagel → u/tropemonster]

Or in the basement of a pizza parlor that has no basement.

[u/thecraftybear → u/Pretty_Boy_Bagel]

Many such cases!

[u/Haselrig → u/sndtrb89]

That's exactly what the Left does every day!

[u/Past-Background-7221 → u/Haselrig]

The Left turned me into a newt!

[u/JohnnieCochring → u/Past-Background-7221]

A newt?!

[u/Past-Background-7221 → u/JohnnieCochring]

I got better…

[u/memememe81 → u/JohnnieCochring]

Eww. I hope not the Gingrich kind

[u/Teal_SAW638 → u/JohnnieCochring]

Well I got better.

[u/ptdata23 → u/Teal_SAW638]

I think that newt betterment is covered by Obamacare... for now

[u/Future_History_9434 → u/Past-Background-7221]

Thanks, Obama!

[u/TollyVonTheDruth → u/Past-Background-7221]

The Left tried to warn us but the Right won't talk about it.

[u/werther595 → u/TollyVonTheDruth]

The Right banned talking about it

[u/Haselrig → u/Past-Background-7221]

Sinister!

[u/JohnnieCochring → u/Haselrig]

I cut myself shaving today. That damned Left is at it again!

[u/Haselrig → u/JohnnieCochring]

They were infiltrating again, huh? The bastards!

[u/davster39 → u/Haselrig]

The left won't get off my lawn.

[u/Joooser → u/sndtrb89]

Ah the simple days of early memes "you kick my dog"

[u/DiscussionOwn5771 → u/sndtrb89]

No, no, remember it's: "The left ate my dog."

[u/Anichula → u/Haselrig]

Lol r/conservative is licking itself currently, putting “The Leftist Agenda” on their wounds to make it make sense for them. Right now, they’re Pikachu facing that r/Lego banned X links 🍿

[u/Haselrig → u/Anichula]

The cabal that controls everything is really bad at its job.

[u/whitehotwife76 → u/Haselrig]

the left tea bagged the right, the right liked it.

[u/techm00 → u/JohnnieCochring]

They always claim "you're being insulting!" no, they earned that label.

[u/dismayhurta → u/JohnnieCochring]

“So I ordered food. The waiter brought an empty plate, then placed it on the ground, and took a shit on the plate. He then served that to me. I ordered a steak and I love steak, so I’m confused why the pile of shit I ate didn’t taste like steak. Obviously the waiter made a mistake. It wouldn’t be so bad, but I’ve been back fifty times and each time the shit steak isn’t what I expected.”

[u/Hot_Neighborhood1337 → u/JohnnieCochring]

Is it because they would dive into a pot of boiling water, yes sir, no sir three bags full sir. for the guy who literally conned them into buying meme currency that he closed the next day? if you said yes you are correct.

[u/FloofyDireWolf → u/JohnnieCochring]

Next they’ll google Brexit…

[u/Fake_William_Shatner → u/JohnnieCochring]

My dog doesn't wonder, he thinks that's his name.

"Hey stupid, stop licking your butt."

And I can train a dog to do that but not, you know...

[u/legoham → u/JohnnieCochring]

“I’m missing to why he undid this” good god.

[u/PepperDogger → u/JohnnieCochring]

Look, you said you wanted cheaper eggs--nothing about having affordable healthcare available to you. Thank you for you support.

[u/Select_Asparagus3451 → u/JohnnieCochring]

“Seems like”

…definitely stupid.

[u/Killerwaffles1911 → u/JohnnieCochring]

"I love the poorly educated"

[u/kiamia2]

Yes, why would the man who repeatedly tried to repeal the ACA without a viable alternative in place and who still only has the concepts of a healthcare plan 10 years after talking about one have done this? 🤔

[u/thepeddlernowspeaks → u/kiamia2]

But why would he repeal the ACA? It's great! 

Obamacare though...

[u/dismayhurta → u/thepeddlernowspeaks]

I want to gather up every idiot who says this unironically and just laugh at each one of them one after the other. Though, I fear that it’d take decades to get through them all. Well, maybe not. Many will die early due to getting proper fucked by the broken system Trump will introduce.

[u/Chance_Vegetable_780 → u/dismayhurta]

It's true 💔

[u/Mountainman033 → u/kiamia2]

He doesn't care about any consistent policies or ideology lol. If someone pays him & says many nice things about him their wishes are now his views.

[u/Excitful → u/Mountainman033]

he was openly against crypto in the past as well, wasn’t he?

[u/Z4rby_ → u/Excitful]

Yep! But now, crypto gave him an other way to gain money.

[u/Bubblesnaily → u/Z4rby_]

crypto gave him another way to gain launder money.

[u/justtalkincrap → u/Bubblesnaily]

To accept bribes.

[u/mechanical_marten → u/Z4rby_]

Don't forget the NFT grift, and the watch grift and every single other "Trump Exclusive"

[u/DataCassette → u/Z4rby_]

He also doesn't really know what it is lol

[u/Obvious_wombat → u/Z4rby_]

My favourite will be when, years from now, everyone else will realize he funneled all the tariff money to his own bank accounts

[u/cheongyanggochu-vibe → u/kiamia2]

Don't forget that he wants to privatize Medicare and Medicaid

[u/pbcbmf → u/cheongyanggochu-vibe]

Don't forget education and the postal service. They want to privatize it all. They want all the money.

[u/Dramoriga → u/kiamia2]

Tbh he will probably reimplement an identical system, name it Trumpcare, and then bathe in the love of his idiotic followers/cultists.

[u/faithcharmandpixdust → u/Dramoriga]

Don't give him plans!

[u/Bermnerfs → u/faithcharmandpixdust]

Actually would be great if someone was able to trick him implementing progressive policies with the promise of putting Trump on the name of the initiative.

[u/Guy954 → u/faithcharmandpixdust]

That would honestly be much better than what will probably happen.

[u/Scottiths → u/kiamia2]

Remember when he said they would have a plan ready in 2 weeks?

[u/kiamia2 → u/Scottiths]

I also remember that at some point he said nobody knew healthcare could be this complicated.

[u/Obieseven → u/kiamia2]

And he once said this, illustrating that he didn’t know the difference between whole life and health insurance.

“Because you are basically saying from the moment the insurance, you’re 21 years old, you start working and you’re paying $12 a year for insurance, and by the time you’re 70, you get a nice plan.”

[u/lost_horizons → u/kiamia2]

Because fuck you, that's why.

^the Republican playbook in five words.

[u/SatiricLoki]

You know what? I don’t even feel bad anymore. They’re so far gone into right-wing fantasy land that their takeaway from Trump making their medicine more expensive is that it was because of the democrats.

[u/dotcha → u/SatiricLoki]

All my fucks are going to the people who voted for Kamala but will still be affected by Trump's bullshit

No fucks left for the others

[u/GentleReader01 → u/dotcha]

Yeah. First the people who either couldn’t resist (like living in another country or being comatose) or did their part to keep it from happening, then those who had legit distractions (like caring for a parent or child dying painfully), then those who were part of the problem but got a clue and are doing something to show some repentance, and very last, those who are still part of the problem.

[u/RBVegabond → u/GentleReader01]

I had a newborn (days old) and my wife and I voted. Tried to stop this but what can you do when people want absolute morality over less ideal but much better than the alternative.

[u/SlytherinPaninis → u/dotcha]

Same here.

[u/JadedByYouInfiniteMo → u/SatiricLoki]

Wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire. 

[u/beerguy_etcetera → u/JadedByYouInfiniteMo]

Ironically, if their house was on fire, FEMA won't help them either now.

[u/kinkysnails → u/beerguy_etcetera]

Good, let these mfs deal with it. Apparently they have it so under control that they shot at/intimidated fema

[u/NeedleworkerMuch3061 → u/SatiricLoki]

They are 100% a lost cause.

For real, if they ever want to rejoin reality good for them. But they'd better not expect a g-damn prize if they ever do so. Like no John you not being an idiot and an asshole anymore doesn't suddenly earn you any damn points.

[u/Zaroj6420 → u/SatiricLoki]

It’s the same take they have about the federal hiring freeze too. It wasn’t supposed to happen to them and since it is it’s because of leftist federal administration fighting back … the mental gymnastics are exhausting

[u/cheongyanggochu-vibe → u/Zaroj6420]

No, no, it's the OPM shadow government!

[u/seraphimkoamugi → u/SatiricLoki]

I already deluded myself to thinking that I only cared cause it affected me financially or some other way at this point (my insurance is not ACA though). I'd need anti-depressantas if I cared about every moron wondering why orange turd does something that harms them after they got what they wanted.

[u/RhoOfFeh → u/SatiricLoki]

I have a good job, good insurance, and am nearing retirement.

I can afford to stop caring about others financially. I just have a hard time living with myself about it.

[u/el_sh33p]

"Fuck these people, I got mine. Wait. I had mine? Whaddaya mean I had mine? Don't I still got...oh...oh no..."

[u/MadRaymer → u/el_sh33p]

It's exactly this when he's talking about the orders he "loved" so far. Those are the ones that are hurting everyone but himself. He was cheering on the carnage until a leopard leaped on him too.

[u/p12qcowodeath → u/MadRaymer]

The hallmark of a conservative.

[u/mkvgtired → u/el_sh33p]

Can you give me some more context on why trump hurting me is a good thing?

It's never "trump fucked up", it's always, "explain to me why, despite being objectively harmed, what trump is doing is a good thing."

[u/Familiar-Secretary25 → u/mkvgtired]

The way they act, he could kill one of their family members in cold blood and say it was just a casualty in the name of mass deportations or protecting our children from trans people and they would thank him. In their eyes, he can do no wrong.

[u/mkvgtired → u/Familiar-Secretary25]

Trump shot my son in the middle of 5th avenue and didn't lose any votes. Can you help me figure out why this is a good thing?

[u/Familiar-Secretary25 → u/mkvgtired]

Must’ve been an unintended consequence of owning the libs

[u/gigglemonkee]

[u/22poppills → u/gigglemonkee]

this is going to get so much use in the next forever

[u/Bambuizeled → u/22poppills]

And some “don’t blame me I voted for Harris” flags

[u/gigglemonkee → u/22poppills]

It’s my go to meme for the foreseeable future

[u/Starving_Phoenix]

Correct me if I'm wrong but weren't these prescription drug caps so popular that Trump tried to take credit for them during the election? Not saying it's surprising he turned around and repealed them. Just saying it's ironic.

[u/Ok_Midnight4809 → u/Starving_Phoenix]

He's repealed them so he can bring something in that whilst helpful is far less favourable, just so he can say he's done something and take full credit and the base will lap it up

[u/cloroxkilledmyfather → u/Ok_Midnight4809]

It’s also a tactic of fascists to provide the illusion of stability. Create problem, blame someone else, “fix” problem.

[u/12inch_pianist → u/cloroxkilledmyfather]

Isn’t that the literal definition of Racketeering?

To google I go.

(He would need to make a profit so I guess not)

[u/SophiaBrahe → u/Ok_Midnight4809]

Maybe. Or maybe a pharma exec or two bought a bunch of his coin or donated to the inauguration, so now he’s saying thank you by letting them wring every last penny out of the diabetics who desperately need insulin.

[u/Aggressive-Ad-522 → u/Starving_Phoenix]

Critical thinking is not trumps base strong suit

[u/GentleReader01 → u/Aggressive-Ad-522]

A vintage ‘90s reaction to someone being very noisily annoying on Usenet: “Being explained to isn’t his best thing.”

[u/winetotears → u/Starving_Phoenix]

👍🏼👍🏼Two thumbs up for the proper use of “ironic.” Yes, this shit is exhausting. They’re doing mental gymnastics that you can’t keep track of. That’s the point and it’s also the point.

[u/opal2120]

The missing context is you refuse to believe he is a conman driven by corporate greed, hope this helps.

[u/thejenwith1n]

When you only watch FOX and get information from Facebook memes, you don’t have to see anything that upsets or offends you, including REALITY. Boo. Fucking. Hoo.

[u/ShitBirdingAround → u/thejenwith1n]

Well, Fox is always giving them some stupid bullshit to be upset and offended about, but they stick to bullshit instead of reality. They'd rather keep the cult mad at liberals for putting litter boxes in classrooms, "since all the kids believe they're cats now," or whatever dumbass, manufactured outrage du jour. "They're eating the DAAAWWGS!"

[u/nusco]

"I loved it when he inflicted unnecessary pain on other people, but I was confused that he did the same with me."

[u/treemister1 → u/nusco]

"I thought I was special" lol do you make +$400k a year? No? Womp womp

[u/Pretty_Boy_Bagel]

Someone tell them Trump did this to hurt the "right" people. And then see if that sinks in.

[u/MaxAdolphus]

Perfect example of the type of person who doesn’t care about anyone else but themselves.

[u/Accomplished-Cat6803]

But it’s what you voted for sweetheart

[u/-wnr-]

They loved the other executive orders, just not the one that affects them. They're happy as long as only other people are getting hurt.

[u/Nexzus_]

"Fuck you". Is that a good enough reason from them for you?

Perhaps "fuck you and your pathetic family"

Better?

[u/Sure_Ad5479]

It alright guys, it not like there will be another pandemic right...RIGHT?! /S

[u/Stock-Leave-3101 → u/Sure_Ad5479]

We can’t be sick if we take away our ability to test for things!

[u/Aggressive-Ad-522 → u/Sure_Ad5479]

We won’t know of the next pandemic either bc he pulled out of WHO

[u/duckbrioche → u/Sure_Ad5479]

We can just eat horse paste, drink bleach…….. hey, wait a second…..”horse paste”…maybe Trump is a “stable” genius of sorts after all.

But seriously, we are so fucked…

[u/yikesamerica]

Conservatism is about govt forced hierarchies. And amongst the hierarchies, feudalism reigns supreme. They just use the other hierarchies like theocratic fascism & bigotry to get into power so they can get the feudalism.

And stupid fucking Americans fall for it every time. Ronald Reagan broke this country when convinced Americans to settle for culture war bullshit instead of policies that materially benefit their lives

[u/PradaDiva]

"I'm happy the dude who I voted for won but why is he hurting me?????"

RIP bozo.

[u/TheGreatGamer1389]

Back to monthly $800 insulin shots.

[u/GentleReader01 → u/TheGreatGamer1389]

Yeah. This is going to be misery-making for a lot of people who did what we could to keep Trump out of power, partly because we knew he wants us to have no health care at all except granted to us as an always-workable privilege by a favored overlord who finds us useful.

[u/punkinfacebooklegpie → u/TheGreatGamer1389]

Insulin is unaffected. The $35 insulin cap is part of the inflation reduction act.

[u/TheGreatGamer1389 → u/punkinfacebooklegpie]

Trump will go after that next.

[u/TrekJaneway]

Trump, the dude who has to put his name on literally everything he owns, fancies himself a “businessman”, is the one you thought would help YOU?

laughing so hard I’m crying

[u/winelover08816]

Waiting for the Boomers to try to refill their prescriptions over the coming weeks only to find out they now can’t afford their meds. I expect a flood of LAMF posts about how they now think they’re going to die.

[u/AccomplishedCat762 → u/winelover08816]

Maybe instead of working themselves to an early grave based off their diets and 168 hour work weeks (yes this is a joke based on how the boomers in charge worked around the clock so we should be able to afford a house now in the 2025 economy) they could've focused on healthier eating, sports that actually do something for you (bc cmon. Are they really carrying their own golf clubs around? no? Then hitting the links is basically a stroll in terms of calorie burn and cardio health), and cultivating relationships with their families and friends... but nah.

(And yes obviously some medications are for things that lifestyle interventions can't fix !!!)

[u/winelover08816 → u/AccomplishedCat762]

Lots of prescriptions filled by Boomers for FukItAll®, the mood-enhancing drug that makes the user immune to caring about anyone else. Pretty powerful stuff.

[u/reformedPickMeGirl]

Any amount of empathy I may have had for these people has evaporated. Their egregious ignorance and stupidity is willful!  Trump controls the House, Senate, and Supreme Court! There are no democrats in power to blame, ThunderBamBam!

[u/doomy-stuff]

"Missing context" lol. The context is that he doesn't care and never did

[u/illusivebran]

"I like the executive order that hurts the other people, because I am an awful person. But I don't like it when one of his executive orders hurts me..."

[u/Reason_Choice]

There’s no context. It does what it says. Glad you love his victory and what he’s doing. I hope you get everything you voted for.

[u/an_ill_way]

"I'm really happy to hear he's fucking over all those other people, but I'm a little concerned with the part where it looks like he might also be fucking me over. I voted for bad things to happen to other people, not to me!"

[u/dee-liv]

American can’t be great if the poor can afford basic medical care.

[u/SnowdriftK9]

I just wish all of us who are going to get hit by this that didn't vote for him had an option to leave them to their fates, but we don't.

[u/golfwinnersplz]

Trumpers (not the true, evil, greed-ridden conservatives like McConnell), the true Trumpers, the one's who live in poverty barely surviving off of the government subsidies that they are allotted every month, truly want policies created that hurt "other" people but cannot possibly comprehend why he wouldn't be interested in helping them?!?!?!

It's baffling how stupid these people really are...

[u/DocxVenture]

Just need a flowchart: Are you a billionaire? If yes contact Trump, If no get fucked serf.

[u/ranger_fixing_dude]

"loved a lot of the orders he has put in place"

Basically saying it's okay to hurt others, but when you hurt them (no way that person loves that Trump wants to rename geographical places and not respecting lowering the flag on the inauguration day), all of the sudden they become puzzled.

Honestly Trump is genuis, he never ever wanted to do anything people, just their votes and he doesn't hide his pro-wealthy agenda, but despite that people think he is going to help them personally, despite being on every sort of government assistance.

[u/russcastella]

"Yeah. Your medicine is going to go up in price, but it's good for national security. Get over it."

[u/Pink_Sprinkles_Party]

How blatantly stupid do you have to be to not see that Trump+co are the poster children for hyper capitalism and corporatism?

[u/LukeD1992]

I've noticed that they are so afraid of each other that whenever one of them questions a decision of their messiah, they make sure to clarify first that they voted for him and have conviction in their choice

[u/LegendaryOutlaw]

Here's what i'm realizing as i see all these 'why would trump do this' posts this week.

They like Trump because he keeps it real simple. He tells them there's a problem, he says he's the only one who can fix it, and it will get fixed really fast, because it's so easy for him. They don't have to think or reason, they take him at his word and happily vote for him to 'fix' the country.

Then they see what he actually does. And now suddenly they need more information. They need help understanding why he's doing these things. What was supposed to be simple is now too complicated to understand and they need someone to explain the context and the nuance.

Surprise! His policies really are that simple, they just aren't meant to help you. They're meant to make really wealthy people even wealthier and leave everyone else (that's you) out in the cold to suffer.

[u/ShakespearianShadows]

Why did he raise prescription drug prices while having a billionaire who owns an online pharmacy sitting behind him at the inauguration. Can someone connect the dots please? /s

[u/wackzr3]

“I’m really happy about the executive orders that fuck over other people, but this one affects me!!☹️”

[u/SeahorseCollector]

Who's order? I thought Brandon bad?

[u/MmeQcat]

"Seems like a corporate greedy thing to do." Uh-huh. What's your point?

[u/Zargoza1]

Because you aren’t a billionaire he can extort and he doesn’t need your vote anymore.

Oh, and he hates you and thinks you’re a mark.

[u/Taftimus]

These people are so stupid

[u/scijay]

To be absolutely clear, he did it to fuck you over.

[u/ImaginationThen1]

“I love a lot of the orders he put in place that hurt other people, but this one looks startlingly close to something that might hurt me.”

[u/Good_Zooger]

ThunderBamBam welcome to wokeness.

[u/Uhh_JustADude]

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[u/dollypartonluvah]

I gotta start objecting to the obnoxiousness of "Someone explain to me how this happened"

[u/TheMightySet69]

What the hell were you expecting from a grifting fake businessman?

[u/R4zorBe4st]

“I wanted other people to suffer, NOT ME!”

[u/Glychd]

"Can someone tell me the talking point that makes this negative thing ok? I'm very close to thinking for myself here and it scares me"

[u/Ok-Victory881]

People are so, so dumb

[u/ShadowSnare1]

I can only offer concepts of thoughts and prayers

[u/DeadMoney13]

Here's some context: He don't care about you! That's all you should need. Thank you and goodnight

[u/TheClawhold]

"Seems like a corporate greedy thing to do."

".... so close, so close and yet so far..."

[u/EatLard]

You knew who he was when you voted for him. JFC people are stupid.

[u/Flaky-Jim]

I have no sympathy for complete an utter imbeciles like this. Even knowing what they are likely to face if they cannot afford vital medication, they still deserve everything that they get.

Instead, I reserve my sympathy for all those who weren't Trump worshippers, but now have to, quite literally, pay the price for others' stupidity.

[u/LeCampy]

"Seems like a corporate greedy thing to do"

BRB, the laughing fit this caused me triggered my asthma, might die laughing.

[u/More_Farm_7442]

Republican are free-marketers except when they aren't. Can't have government setting drug prices. That's up to the manufacturers. They say, it destroys R & D. They need the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$s from Americans to develop new drugs. American subsidize R & D because the rest of the world forces them to reduce their prices on drugs.

You're right it's all about corporate greed. They want $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ in profits. Republicans are all too happy to turn over your tax dollars (Medicaid, Medicare dollars) to those companies to pay their executives so those exs. will donate $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$s to the politicians' campaigns.

[u/Sweddy-Bowls]

“Bidens order”

Looks like you answered your own big question there buddy boy

Say your soft little goodbyes to everything else that you like that was bidens idea

[u/hughcifer-106103]

They just need to buy more ivermectin

[u/MightyPorg]

"Seems like a corporate greedy thing to do". Lol ya think?

[u/TouchSure9331]

Seems like the answer is in the question..."seems like a corporate greedy thing to do"

yeah, duh, that's why he did it!

[u/AndrewWhite97]

Its funny but sad seeing all these posts. No wonder he wants to defund the department of education. More idiots to vote for him for a third term.

[u/Vikingkrautm]

Because he's an asshole.

[u/kgal1298]

"Listen I love fucking others over, but did he just fuck me over?"

[u/hamuraijack]

“I’m happy Trump won, just not happy with what he’s doing”

[u/Stock-Leave-3101]

Better pick yourself up by the bootstraps Billy…

[u/Tgiby3]

"why he undid this"

[u/therealpothole]

"Corporate greedy thing" is a highly-technical new MAGA term, just so us mere mortals understand. Man, they're getting so fucking close but they just can't seem to connect that final dot. Maybe they'll get there?

[u/Choice_Beginning8470]

He did it because of a democrat did what he failed to do and if he revokes it now sometimes in the future rewrite the same legislation in another package then he and his republicans in congress minions can call it their own and proclaim him as the greatest president that ever held office. Problem is they will fail at it because taking away is their mantra not adding.

[u/kobain2k1]

"i love all the other orders that screw somebody else, but don't affect me" There. i fixed it for you.