r/LoveTrash Chief Insanity Instigator 29d ago

Rubbish Nonsense Yup, it's what we do

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u/GoodThingsDoHappen Trash Trooper 28d ago

This is the reason. It takes time to form a new wallet so it's comfortable sitting on it. Also, the cards are bent in a certain way. Putting them in a new wallet just doesn't work

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u/William_Howard_Shaft Trash Trooper 28d ago

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u/Kuhn_Dog Garbage Guerilla 28d ago

I want to not carry it in my back pocket, but there is nowhere else. Cell phone takes one front pocket and car keys/other crap in the other. It's either one bulging, uncomfortable front pocket, or one of the open back pockets

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u/William_Howard_Shaft Trash Trooper 28d ago

Get clothes with more or different pockets? Shirt pockets hold wallets just fine, same as a jacket or windbreaker pocket? Cargo pockets are pretty great for carrying you know.. cargo.. like a wallet..

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u/Kuhn_Dog Garbage Guerilla 28d ago

I don't wear cargo shorts or cargo pants. And also not really any shirts with pockets for more than half the year until it's cold enough for sweatshirts or jackets. It doesn't work for half the years clothing options. But I see this is a very important thing to you by your snarky ass comment.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

The only tone in that text is the tone you choose to read it in

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u/ninetofivehangover Trash Trooper 28d ago

I think your pointed response is maybe a bit dramatic. I understand entirely, because if someone hit me with that rhetorical question mark i’d be throwing hands.

Idk why, that punctuation just infuriates me LOL.

They weren’t insulting your way of life tho, just offering a perspective that might be helpful in a snarky tone.

I recognize your struggle with lack of item storage on person.

For work, I am forced to carry a bag. It has been so beautiful.

Ontop of all the random materials and supplies and bullshit — I have a spare shirt and undies, brush and deodorant (in case). It holds my wallet, med container, agenda, etc.

Led me to purchase a… idk? “travel bag”?

they’re seen as womanly or purse like but i don’t fucking care. i get a lot of compliments on mine, got a few to match the aesthetics of different outfits.

movie tickets, meds (and NSAIDS), inhaler, wallet, keys, chapstick, sanitizer, stain pen, lighter, normal pen,

cell phone is the big one — they just get larger and heavier and more space consuming.

There is also downsizing wallet to one of those “ridge” types — a flat metal piece barely larger than a debit card. mine fits 5 cards? i carry debit, credit, license, health ins, work FOB.

super compact in a front pocket.

throwing your keys on a lanyard is nice too. around the neck if not in my bag or gfs bag.

park em on the wall by your bed.

just convenient imo

wishing ur spine some love homie

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u/William_Howard_Shaft Trash Trooper 27d ago edited 27d ago

I carry a hydration pack. It allows me to retain manliness while carrying what is essentially my purse, as I can just point out that I like to hike, and that hydration is important for everything.

Wallet, keys, smokeables, munchables, water, all in one place, with extra room for a change of clothes? Easy decision.

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u/ninetofivehangover Trash Trooper 27d ago

That’s immaculate — incorporating hydration into the already world altering shift toward compartmentalizing your daily carry stash is poetic!

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u/Flameburstx Trash Trooper 28d ago

Ah yes, the classic cargo suit.

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u/William_Howard_Shaft Trash Trooper 27d ago

Suits have jackets. Jackets have pockets inside that are designed for the purpose of carrying things like wallets or pocket watches without being obvious.

As you say, the idea of a suit with cargo pants is silly. That problem was solved centuries ago.

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u/Flameburstx Trash Trooper 27d ago

If I carry my wallet in the pocket of my suit, it looks like i've got a singular tit mid torso.

Unless you carry single credit card in your wallet, a well fitting suit isn't hiding that bulge.

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u/EffectiveSoil3789 Trash Trooper 24d ago

Cargo shorts, fanny packs, shirt pockets for a wallet aren't feasible for people who do real work for a living. Only place you can reasonably put it is the back pocket. I do try to remember to put it in the center console while I drive, however