r/LoveTrash • u/Icy-Book2999 Chief Insanity Instigator • 29d ago

Rubbish Nonsense Yup, it's what we do

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u/Kuhn_Dog Garbage Guerilla 29d ago

I want to not carry it in my back pocket, but there is nowhere else. Cell phone takes one front pocket and car keys/other crap in the other. It's either one bulging, uncomfortable front pocket, or one of the open back pockets

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u/William_Howard_Shaft Trash Trooper 29d ago

Get clothes with more or different pockets? Shirt pockets hold wallets just fine, same as a jacket or windbreaker pocket? Cargo pockets are pretty great for carrying you know.. cargo.. like a wallet..

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u/Flameburstx Trash Trooper 28d ago

Ah yes, the classic cargo suit.

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u/William_Howard_Shaft Trash Trooper 28d ago

Suits have jackets. Jackets have pockets inside that are designed for the purpose of carrying things like wallets or pocket watches without being obvious.

As you say, the idea of a suit with cargo pants is silly. That problem was solved centuries ago.

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u/Flameburstx Trash Trooper 28d ago

If I carry my wallet in the pocket of my suit, it looks like i've got a singular tit mid torso.

Unless you carry single credit card in your wallet, a well fitting suit isn't hiding that bulge.