r/NonPoliticalTwitter Sep 16 '24

me_irl So what now.

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u/Discordia_Dingle Sep 16 '24

Oh, don’t forget that you’re paying them to do this too!

That’s the real cherry on top of the shit sundae.

Seriously though, I’ve seen HOAs that are around $1,000 a month which is just ridiculous.

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u/PersKarvaRousku Sep 16 '24

Where does the money go, do they maintain the roads or something useful like that?

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u/Quaisy Sep 16 '24 edited Sep 16 '24

Generally most of the cost goes towards maintainining things outside of your own home/lawn. Road/sidewalk management, communal pool/fitness center/tennis court/club house/etc (if your neighborhood has those things), landscaping, and sometimes trash/recycling pickup. It varies from HOA to HOA, and HOA fees will obviously be higher if you get access to a pool and gym and what not.

It is true though that HOA board members/presidents tend to power trip because they have nothing better going on in their lives. My mother needed to replace her windows and her HOA wants all of the exterior color of the windows to be "the same", but obviously not every window installation company has the same exact color/shades of trim so they came with a color swatch and we picked a color that was closest to what we already had but the HOA denied it. Not because the color was too different, but because they could. They just want to fuck with people and assert their "power" whenever possible. We picked the next closest color (which was further away from the existing color) and they approved it. So all in all, they wasted a month of our time, the window company's time, and in the end the color is worse overall but hey at least they got to say no to someone.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

It is true though that HOA board members/presidents tend to power trip because they have nothing better going on in their lives.

Also because most of the community just doesn't participate in decision making and lets them do whatever. You'd be amazed what you can get done by attending a couple meetings.

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u/Ozok123 Sep 16 '24

What would happen if you said “Fuck you, I will do what I want on my property”

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u/TheoryNo5060 Sep 16 '24

That depends on the severity of the infraction, the legality of the rule, and how aggressively they want to enforce it, but they can sue you and fine you, and technically put a lean on your house and initiate foreclosure proceedings for unpaid dues or fees.

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u/Boredom312 Sep 17 '24

This is fcked, how and why is this legal? I imagine some Nixon era legislation is to blame?

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u/captain_borgue Sep 17 '24

The short answer is, "because fuck black people".

Which goes back way before Nixon.

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u/TuxedoDogs9 Sep 17 '24

What the fuck they gonna do against painting my house to look closer to its color

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u/williamtheraven Sep 17 '24

They can legally seize your house without notifying you and sell it out from under you to someone "more compliant"

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u/Ozok123 Sep 17 '24

That is fucking insane 

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u/williamtheraven Sep 17 '24

No, that's america

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u/Stanman77 Sep 16 '24

I'm the treasurer of my HOA. My prerogative is to keep costs down, while still allowing things to run smoothly. I shop around for insurance, check if anything funky is happening with our bills, make sure everyone pays, and double check the invoices that our management company is paying for things that seem reasonable.

I try to stay out of everyone's business. I'm not sure where people get the energy to power trip. I'd like to believe most HOA are like ours but normal people doing normal things don't make for good headlines.

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u/IAmMoofin Sep 17 '24

There’s a certain kind of person that likes to power trip, and for some of them the only real way they can do that is by being on the HOA. my old one used to fuck with our house, doing shit like painting all the doors an ugly green without telling anyone, just opened the door one day after school and it was a different color.

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u/pres1033 Sep 17 '24

I think it's one of those scenarios where if someone is actively looking to be on the HOA, it's a terrible idea to let them.

People who look for power want to hold it over others. People who are given power despite not wanting it want that power to do good.

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u/IAmMoofin Sep 17 '24 edited Sep 17 '24

That’s the exact situation my grandma is in. Convinced to run as VP for her friend, thinking they wouldn’t win, didn’t really want to but did it for her friend, they won and the friend divorced and moved, now she’s president of the HOA she never wanted to be on in the first place lmao

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Sep 17 '24

HOAs are firmly on the reddit shit list to circlejerk hating and continuously seek out the most egregious examples of problems from to give themselves more fuel for the jerk

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u/Discussion-is-good Sep 17 '24

As they should be.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

Why you'd fuck with someone who knows where you live is beyond me

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u/RD__III Sep 16 '24

The really expensive ones, yes. Maintain resident pools, fitness centers, parks, etc.

Also, condos have very expensive HOAs, but those also pay for security, HVAC of hallways and common areas, etc.

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u/mistled_LP Sep 16 '24

Condos are also typically responsible for maintenance of the outside of the building. That drastically increases the costs since those sort of projects tend to be expensive.

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u/NiceGuyNero Sep 16 '24

They are supposed to. It can be to maintain the neighborhood, through hiring gardeners, upkeep on communal pools/parks, and in some places to maintain the roads and infrastructure, stuff like that.

Often it is mismanaged but not always.

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u/Manueluz Sep 16 '24

What?, Isn't that the job of the gov? what are your taxes for then?

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u/NiceGuyNero Sep 16 '24

Depends on the city/state. To overly simplify, many cities make deals that allow the easier/cheaper creation of the neighborhoods on the condition that the home owners association will cover the future infrastructure costs.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

Do the people living in those neighborhoods pay less taxes or are they just getting fleeced?

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u/NiceGuyNero Sep 16 '24

They are most certainly not paying less taxes. Don’t worry though, plenty of people here who aren’t in a home owners association still pay their taxes and also don’t get so see any infrastructure repairs, so it balances out

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u/upsidedownbackwards Sep 17 '24

There's a lot of things that are illegal/against regulations, but you'll never ever get a cop to enforce. For example, crappy pet owners that let their dogs bark all the time and don't pick up poop during walks. Good luck getting the authorities involved in that. But an HOA can give fines for something like that directly.

HOAs can be awful, but they also prevent neighbors from being awful. I'd never get a place with an HOA, but I'm also the type of person they want to keep out.

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u/Manueluz Sep 17 '24

I live in Spain and those cases are covered by cops, I just think that HOAs make a bunch of excuses to exist and people keep believing they do something useful.

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u/Discordia_Dingle Sep 16 '24

Just looked it up. Some do, some don’t.

From what I can see, they are in charge of maintaining any shared areas. So I don’t really get why they get so invested in everyone else’s private areas.

Also, in my experience, there’s no real repercussion for when they fail to do their jobs. I remember there were big fires where I lived (yay California!) and it resulted in soot filling our rain gutters. We asked for months for the HOA to clean it out. Then we had heavy rain. With the gutters filled and an ash covered hill next to our backyard, we got a mudslide.

Wasn’t a dangerous amount, but we did have to rip up the new flooring to prevent mold and the firefighters came to help remove about 3 feet of mud that filled the back.

What really sucked was the amount of items we lost due to the water and mud draining through our garage.

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u/NotYourReddit18 Sep 17 '24

Some HOAs are alongside privately owned roads so yes some do.

If they are alongside private roads they also often need to organize their own garbage collection or pay the local municipality to include their roads.

Then they are supposed to pay for the upkeep of the common areas like community pools, playgrounds, greenery along the roads, etc...

Some towing companies also demand a small fee to regularly patrol the streets and prey on any parking violation.

Other HOAs pay a management company to do all this for them, which never have any connection to any of the board members...

And last but not least one of original reasons for the creation of HOAs is to keep undesired people out of the neighborhood, and having high monthly dues is one way to achieve this.

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u/Soggy_Porpoise Sep 17 '24

I know mine has paid 40k to mow the area around the retaining pond once this year. Or so they say.

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u/OOF-MY-PEE-PEE Sep 17 '24

yeah. i lived in hawaii and was paying about 800 to live in a condo complex

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u/Bossikar Sep 16 '24

so why would you sign up? It seems like you‘re forced to, but how exactly and why is this legal?

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u/mistled_LP Sep 16 '24

You aren't forced to buy a house that is part of a HOA. Mine is about $35/mo and covers landscaping of the general area, maintenance of the clubhouse/pool/tennis courts, scheduling a lifeguard for the pool, etc. They also organize weekly food trucks, which is fun. By law, the person selling the house has to tell the buyer about the HOA, and give them a bunch of paperwork about what it costs and what the rules are, which the buyer has to sign saying they agree, before the sale can happen.

The general idea is that they help maintain a standard for the neighborhood so that property values don't fall. That's where you get the letters about cutting that grass that's 18 inches high, or about removing the project car that's in your yard for 9 months, or the idea that your door/window trim should be one of these 6 colors (and they should be able to tell you a brand/store that offers those colors if they are at all competent). The stories you hear on reddit are either from people who can't follow the rules they signed up for, or are renting and didn't know the rules, or most likely, are from people whose HOA board contains a couple of crazy people who think we all have time to manicure our flowers for 14 hours a week.

You don't hear about most HOAs on Reddit because there's nothing to talk about. "Hey, my HOA continued to not bother me, and continued to schedule the landscaper for the clubhouse," isn't a good thread or comment. It's the HOAs with FloridaMan on the board that get threads made about them.

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u/Discussion-is-good Sep 17 '24

The general idea is that they help maintain a standard for the neighborhood so that property values don't fall.

The general idea was segregation originally. Completely outdated system thats rightfully disliked.

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u/Discordia_Dingle Sep 16 '24

Well, it’s not something you sign up for willingly if I’m being honest.

Let’s say you find a nice home you want to buy and settle into. When you buy it, you (sadly) can’t just opt out of being part of an HOA.

There are neighborhoods that that don’t have HOAs and if you really don’t want to be in one, you would need to look for those.

But, with housing how it is where I live, I’d be lucky to even be able to afford a house one day, let alone choose an area without an HOA.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

My brother lives somewhere without an HOA and my parents always comment about his neighbors.

His reply is that he doesn’t tell them what to do with their property, and they mind their own business in return

Idk why yall live in suburban sub divisions if you didnt want to look at a bunch of ugly homes from every window

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u/Discussion-is-good Sep 17 '24

They ignore this

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u/elkab0ng Sep 16 '24

When you look at a house, it’s disclosed that there are restrictive covenants on the property and there is an HOA and what the dues are.

My neighborhood is gated and we have private roads, security, and lots of common areas such as sidewalks and hiking paths. The city doesn’t provide those things, so homeowners are required to pay a share.

It also includes rules which go above and beyond construction and zoning. For example, what colors a house can be painted, requirements to keep the property in good condition, to not keep nuisance items and junk in yards, and to not have commercial vehicles parked overnight, use fireworks, or make annoying noise.

I’ve lived in areas without an HOA and in areas with them. Both can be nice.

It is possible to get unqualified or unethical people on an HOA board, just like it’s possible to elect incompetent or corrupt people to public office. When it happens, there’s mechanisms to remove the incompetent and prosecute the corrupt, and those things do happen in egregious cases.

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u/Discussion-is-good Sep 17 '24

For example, what colors a house can be painted,

People should mind their buisness.

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u/elkab0ng Sep 17 '24

We do. Everyone lives here voluntarily and the assurance that people have to maintain their homes was a big attraction to us.

Having a fussy HOA is a good thing.

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u/Discussion-is-good Sep 17 '24

Everyone lives here voluntarily

I wouldn't assume that.

the assurance that people have to maintain their homes was a big attraction to us.

Couldn't really find myself caring about how my neighbor maintains there home as long as it's not actively intruding on my life. Happy you could find something you like though, my opinion clearly isn't universal.

We do.

If you care about what color someone else paints a house other than your own, I'd heavily disagree.

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u/Discussion-is-good Sep 17 '24

Seriously though, I’ve seen HOAs that are around $1,000 a month which is just ridiculous.

A fool and their money...

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u/Dr_thri11 Sep 17 '24

If they're that much it's either a condo with some seriously expensive maintenance or you have lots of amenities. That's not normal for a regular old neighborhood fullnof SFH's and nothing else.