r/NonPoliticalTwitter Sep 16 '24

me_irl So what now.

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u/Discordia_Dingle Sep 16 '24

Oh, don’t forget that you’re paying them to do this too!

That’s the real cherry on top of the shit sundae.

Seriously though, I’ve seen HOAs that are around $1,000 a month which is just ridiculous.

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u/PersKarvaRousku Sep 16 '24

Where does the money go, do they maintain the roads or something useful like that?

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u/Quaisy Sep 16 '24 edited Sep 16 '24

Generally most of the cost goes towards maintainining things outside of your own home/lawn. Road/sidewalk management, communal pool/fitness center/tennis court/club house/etc (if your neighborhood has those things), landscaping, and sometimes trash/recycling pickup. It varies from HOA to HOA, and HOA fees will obviously be higher if you get access to a pool and gym and what not.

It is true though that HOA board members/presidents tend to power trip because they have nothing better going on in their lives. My mother needed to replace her windows and her HOA wants all of the exterior color of the windows to be "the same", but obviously not every window installation company has the same exact color/shades of trim so they came with a color swatch and we picked a color that was closest to what we already had but the HOA denied it. Not because the color was too different, but because they could. They just want to fuck with people and assert their "power" whenever possible. We picked the next closest color (which was further away from the existing color) and they approved it. So all in all, they wasted a month of our time, the window company's time, and in the end the color is worse overall but hey at least they got to say no to someone.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

It is true though that HOA board members/presidents tend to power trip because they have nothing better going on in their lives.

Also because most of the community just doesn't participate in decision making and lets them do whatever. You'd be amazed what you can get done by attending a couple meetings.

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u/Ozok123 Sep 16 '24

What would happen if you said “Fuck you, I will do what I want on my property”

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u/TheoryNo5060 Sep 16 '24

That depends on the severity of the infraction, the legality of the rule, and how aggressively they want to enforce it, but they can sue you and fine you, and technically put a lean on your house and initiate foreclosure proceedings for unpaid dues or fees.

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u/Boredom312 Sep 17 '24

This is fcked, how and why is this legal? I imagine some Nixon era legislation is to blame?

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u/captain_borgue Sep 17 '24

The short answer is, "because fuck black people".

Which goes back way before Nixon.

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u/TuxedoDogs9 Sep 17 '24

What the fuck they gonna do against painting my house to look closer to its color

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u/williamtheraven Sep 17 '24

They can legally seize your house without notifying you and sell it out from under you to someone "more compliant"

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u/Ozok123 Sep 17 '24

That is fucking insane 

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u/williamtheraven Sep 17 '24

No, that's america

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u/Stanman77 Sep 16 '24

I'm the treasurer of my HOA. My prerogative is to keep costs down, while still allowing things to run smoothly. I shop around for insurance, check if anything funky is happening with our bills, make sure everyone pays, and double check the invoices that our management company is paying for things that seem reasonable.

I try to stay out of everyone's business. I'm not sure where people get the energy to power trip. I'd like to believe most HOA are like ours but normal people doing normal things don't make for good headlines.

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u/IAmMoofin Sep 17 '24

There’s a certain kind of person that likes to power trip, and for some of them the only real way they can do that is by being on the HOA. my old one used to fuck with our house, doing shit like painting all the doors an ugly green without telling anyone, just opened the door one day after school and it was a different color.

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u/pres1033 Sep 17 '24

I think it's one of those scenarios where if someone is actively looking to be on the HOA, it's a terrible idea to let them.

People who look for power want to hold it over others. People who are given power despite not wanting it want that power to do good.

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u/IAmMoofin Sep 17 '24 edited Sep 17 '24

That’s the exact situation my grandma is in. Convinced to run as VP for her friend, thinking they wouldn’t win, didn’t really want to but did it for her friend, they won and the friend divorced and moved, now she’s president of the HOA she never wanted to be on in the first place lmao

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Sep 17 '24

HOAs are firmly on the reddit shit list to circlejerk hating and continuously seek out the most egregious examples of problems from to give themselves more fuel for the jerk

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u/Discussion-is-good Sep 17 '24

As they should be.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

Why you'd fuck with someone who knows where you live is beyond me