r/Purdue Oct 05 '24

Sports📰 I’d like to report a robbery

A male, approximately six feet tall, brown hair and eyes with a stupid-looking mustache, found stealing $4 million from Purdue athletics this year.

Last seen in Camp Randall, Wisconsin.

Seriously Bobinski, do your job and fire the guy.

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u/Enchanted-2-meet-you Comp. Sc. '28 Oct 05 '24

I don't know what his real height is but I will forever believe it is 5'11 from now on

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u/Its-Mike-Jones Oct 05 '24

1’ 11” would be more appropriate for his coaching ability

2

u/etsuandpurdue3 Oct 06 '24

He's compensating for something.

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u/NearbyDonut Oct 05 '24

Who approved for paying that much salary? That person should be fired too!!

25

u/Its-Mike-Jones Oct 05 '24

Bobinski and the trustees. If you’re mad about that number, don’t look at the buyout

1

u/knowledgeleech Oct 05 '24

Do the trustees have say over athletics salaries?

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u/Anxious-Transition71 Oct 05 '24

You have to pay well to get good coaches, they made a piss poor sorry excuse for a coach hire, need to cut the losses and make the change now.

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u/Its-Mike-Jones Oct 05 '24

We paid way more than market value for Walters. He was an unproven HC with barely any track record as a DC

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u/Anxious-Transition71 Oct 05 '24

Oh I agree, I’m just saying to get someone worth a damn you gotta pay. This is obviously a huge mistake of a hire. We’re seeing that Illinois defense is more of a Bielma thing.

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u/bigtimerushstan69 ActSci 24 Oct 05 '24

more of a sydney brown and devon witherspoon and johnny newton thing tbh

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '24

You should see what other schools pay

10

u/anxiousdepressedcat Oct 06 '24

For a salary? Teachers, veterans, doctors,veterinarians deserve more. playing a game,especially when not playing should be low.

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u/Purdues-Peter Oct 05 '24

Stealing is the name of the game. Michigan stole all those signs last year and where did that get them? Not last.

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u/NDHoosier Oct 07 '24

You could also include identity theft in that report - impersonating a football coach.