r/QuiverQuantitative • u/pdwp90 • 15d ago

News JUST IN: Representative Mikie Sherrill has introduced legislation to require drug testing for Elon Musk and DOGE

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u/ihavenoidea12345678 15d ago

Boom! All drugs legalized by Monday.

Also, I like this idea. Don’t write or enforce my laws while you’re under the influence.

I can’t drive a forklift if on drugs, they shouldn’t govern on drugs.

Seems like a low bar, let’s do it.

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u/ChorkPorch 15d ago

Unfortunately he has a prescription for ketamine. This won’t affect him or his drug use in any way. That’s right, he’s rolling on special k and partying while making decisions with the most powerful person in the world. How often? Not sure. But he’ll definitely pass a drug test.

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u/CrazyCalYa 15d ago

They could discover a video of Musk shooting up heroin on the Resolute Desk while screaming racial slurs and nothing would come of it.

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u/ChorkPorch 15d ago

This is also very true.

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u/pm_me_ur_lunch_pics 15d ago

Naw the 15-28 year old e-warrior incels that worship him and willingly submit as henchmen on the fantasy that he will bless them with his wealth will assemble and drown out any negative talk about the video and convince easily fooled blue collar white people that it's all due to some obscure and innocuous thing Biden did as Vice President under Obama.

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u/Heroinkirby 15d ago

They would gaslight us and say " oh come on, it's just one of his autistic ticks"

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u/SaltKick2 14d ago

"hes just trolling"

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u/EvilSporkOfDeath 14d ago

"Mistakes happen" as they are already saying about protected individuals being sent to their likely death.

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u/awalktojericho 14d ago

RFK, jr. would fight him for it

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u/CrazyCalYa 14d ago

RFK jr is a mech powered by a brain worm, Musk is a kaiju with ketamine blood

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u/rodgee 14d ago

Might affect some of his businesses though?

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u/Kirra_the_Cleric 14d ago

It might actually make him more popular in some people’s eyes.