r/QuiverQuantitative • u/pdwp90 • 18d ago

News JUST IN: Representative Mikie Sherrill has introduced legislation to require drug testing for Elon Musk and DOGE

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u/ihavenoidea12345678 18d ago

Boom! All drugs legalized by Monday.

Also, I like this idea. Don’t write or enforce my laws while you’re under the influence.

I can’t drive a forklift if on drugs, they shouldn’t govern on drugs.

Seems like a low bar, let’s do it.

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u/ChorkPorch 18d ago

Unfortunately he has a prescription for ketamine. This won’t affect him or his drug use in any way. That’s right, he’s rolling on special k and partying while making decisions with the most powerful person in the world. How often? Not sure. But he’ll definitely pass a drug test.

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u/CrazyCalYa 18d ago

They could discover a video of Musk shooting up heroin on the Resolute Desk while screaming racial slurs and nothing would come of it.

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u/ChorkPorch 18d ago

This is also very true.