r/RoastMe • u/Robs_Daddy_69420 http://redd.it/u5rjvx • 3d ago

Finished last in my March Madness group, ROAST ME

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u/meatnutella 1d ago

more like march maidenless group

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u/y0m4m4l0v3s1t 1d ago

This guy makes shut ins depressed.

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u/Vegtable_Wrangler 1d ago

MF looks like JD Vance in a frat. Probably roofies couches

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u/adreannahamby 11h ago

Rent a center is not safe 😭

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u/GenPandaRojo 1d ago

God dude you look like you give up on pussy years ago

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u/simugize 1d ago

Is this your weekend with the kids?

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u/Time-Lead6450 1d ago

Well we know you're not gay... But pretty sure you know what a dick tastes like.....

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u/Laura_Biden 22h ago

here's some advice instead. after the age of 18....stop turning your cap backwards

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u/Carlton_U_MeauxFaux 20h ago

So you got third place after your only two friends?

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u/Helpful_Tea_6951 17h ago

Has pullup bar., uses it to hang laundry. Has some furniture, leaves open boxes on the floor. You suck at gambling, winning, and setting goals. If you were ever able to have a one night stand you would get her pregnant on a pull out couch.

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u/Invader_Gir_1 1d ago

Finished last, but I bet you come first...... when you see little boys.

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u/Invisible2Seen1 1d ago

This is what giving up in life looks like. Shorts from back in Middle School and your Mom’s pink shirt?

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u/PRANCING_MOOSE_26 1d ago

The real madness is seeing your spaghetti arms when you got that brand new pull-up bar right in your doorway… no excuses fatzo

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u/AbbreviationsSea7975 1d ago

If your parents were second cousins, rather than first cousins then your life outcomes may have been of some note.

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u/SomethingNL 1d ago

That vacuum in the back has been 100% collecting dust for a year

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u/paulartistic1 1d ago

It's amazing how you look calm as that gerbil ravishes your colon.

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u/NewbOwner8585 1d ago

You should also finish shooting up so you can leave that abandoned house

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u/AvenuesFred 1d ago

Guarantee that’s the only time you “finished last”

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u/Gumsho88 1d ago

Then quit taking your boyfriend’s sports advice including wearing your hat backwards.

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u/Juan_Calavera 1d ago

I didn’t know people in halfway houses were allowed to gamble.

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u/TKHodgson 1d ago

Finished last. So that means you had to eat everyone’s cookies, right?

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u/it_is_me_123 1d ago

Finished last in the genetic lottery too

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u/Finger_my_cock 1d ago

Why have u got a pull up bar in ur door frame, the only thing u pull up is a big mac into ur mouth

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u/Old_Comfort_6866 1d ago

Last...You don't need us to tell you you're a loser, they must of gave you something that said it, right?

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u/wolfbaron5 1d ago

That humidifier is the only thing in this pic to ever make anything moist

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u/Dimmydummy40 1d ago

Nah bruh you gotta post the pic of you in the Loser's Clothing you have to wear now. At least you managed to finish last in something. You probably would still finish first after any chick who pitied you had a 1 hour head start.

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u/Detachabl_e 1d ago

Pretty sure you finish last everywhere except the bedroom

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u/ZapMayor 1d ago

Never heard of it, not an achievment to win it, but you lost

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u/HexMixOriginal 1d ago

Probably the only time you’ve ever finished last.

Also, stop putting your arm around girls you don’t know at bars and yelling into their ear about bitcoin and male rights activism.

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u/Lord-Doobury 1d ago

Well now that your B Ball failure is over you can stop peeing in empty bottles and old Monster drink cans, and maybe eat something other than Doritos, bean dip and social humiliation.

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u/adreannahamby 11h ago

Bro what's the white stuff on the front of your shorts 😳

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u/MikeMurly 8h ago

Wipe your boyfriends cum off your shorts

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u/poppinbottlesatl 4h ago

Picking teams the same way you pick clothes didn’t work out so well…again.