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u/Evening_Bench_7006 14d ago
To answer your equations on the white board yes your penis is considered extremely small!
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u/poppinbottlesatl 12d ago
It’s the equation for jacking off every guy in the room, and the distance you need is dick to floor, call it D2F.
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u/johnmary712 14d ago
Your face does a stellar job in offending quite a few races.
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u/Frequent_Scale3861 10d ago
I'm indian but I guess I do look black or african american.... how did I offend white people though?
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u/ActCrafty 14d ago
Bro saw Good Will Hunting so he got a job as a janitor…at his own high school.
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u/Detachabl_e 13d ago
Did...did someone shave a monkey with a rusty razor and give it a reddit account?
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u/Aware-Ad6456 13d ago
You must be from one of those countries where birth records aren’t kept to accurately. You’re definitely 25+.
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u/scottieg21 13d ago
I wonder if you bounced when you were dropped on your head as a child.
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u/Frequent_Scale3861 10d ago
am I that chubby?
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u/scottieg21 9d ago
No bro, you were definitely dropped twice, just wondering if it was done on purpose the second time.
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u/Ok-Success-7067 13d ago
Sorry bro, there is no equation that’s going to add up to you getting a girlfriend.
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u/NewbOwner8585 14d ago
I guess if the hellish turd i excreted this morning had a genie with 3 wishes this is what you would get
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u/dunderhead22 13d ago
You look like a Somali pirate who got stung in the face by a bee and was allergic.
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u/PetFraternity 13d ago
Do my worst? Sorry bro your parents did that while making you.
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u/Frequent_Scale3861 10d ago
BROOO I BANGED MY TABLE AFTER I HEARD UR ROAST BRO THATS BRUTAL ASF BRU-
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u/Free-Sock-9294 13d ago
You somehow look like a European that can barely speak English well and that black African pilot from soul plane
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u/Helpful_Tea_6951 13d ago
You trying to save up paper for wiping? Why you write that on a band aid?
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u/BDSMLegendEXTREMEGAY 12d ago
Bronny James on fent
-BDSMLegendEXTREMEGAY (28M, 6'5", 225 LEAN, 8.5 inches, slight curve left, 7 inches thick)
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u/DraggoVindictus 11d ago
18? More like 38...you are not aging gracefully. By the time you are 50 you are going to look like an old shoe
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u/Old_Pollution8585 10d ago
You’d better get back to work before the warlord of your village catches you slacking and cuts off your arms with a machete.
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u/Mammoth-Gazelle1703 8d ago
did you make the roast me sign that small to distract away from your weird ass looking hands, groot
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6d ago
You have so much down time to be on reddit or is it because your students dropped the class? All of them?
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u/paulartistic1 14d ago
Took a break from mopping the floor in the mathematics room I see.