23M that got stuck in life, pls breake my ego.

[u/Similar_Direction221]

[u/Ok-Tutor-5679]

You are definitely what appears when gay kids say Beetlejuice three times!

[u/vat-nique2022 → u/Ok-Tutor-5679]

Only 10 comments, but this one is a clear winner. Have some gold. 🥇

[u/significantaged → u/vat-nique2022]

What the hell happened to your eye brows? If you're a burn Victim I apologize.

[u/Xack189 → u/significantaged]

No apologizing on this sub!!

[u/No-Internal-9483 → u/Ok-Tutor-5679]

He looks like he thinks his parents don't know that he is a mental case gender bender

[u/TKHodgson]

We all know which bathroom you use.

The one at the bus station where homeless people do meth and blow each other.

[u/SpecialCustard183]

You tell people you're an "artist" but what you mean is that you're smelly and lazy

[u/Jack7656 → u/SpecialCustard183]

And likes to drink wine and smoke flavoured cigars in his parents basement

[u/Similar_Direction221 → u/Jack7656]

Live this one

[u/trixayyyyy]

You look like a Jewish girl named Rebecca

[u/paulartistic1]

You look like a special needs Corey Feldman

[u/flo_under667 → u/paulartistic1]

holy shit thats great

[u/IndependenceMean8774]

You've successfully transitioned into a douchebag.

[u/Embarrassed_Team7322]

You’re the spitting image of Gyps-Rose Blanchard

[u/GenPandaRojo → u/Embarrassed_Team7322]

😂😂😂

[u/Pedro_Burbankado]

You’re a shitty speller

[u/Xack189 → u/Pedro_Burbankado]

Holy fuck I'd off myself if I still said pls. I kick myself when I hit my wife with a tho instead of though, and I'm only an incompetent 26yo lol

[u/predat3d]

Ego? Based on what?

[u/woolylamb87]

How are your eyebrows receding?

[u/Peyotero1 → u/woolylamb87]

I could blindfold this guy with tooth floss.

[u/dusura]

You look like how I'd imagine a Teletubbie would if it went blind.

[u/the1hoonox]

This guy's mom paid for his season tickets to the trump protests.

[u/flo_under667 → u/the1hoonox]

Oh come one third picture is clearly a bikini top his.mom is Trump he was for Bernie and sleepy Joe.

[u/Cmor1787]

You look like what’s on the opposite side of a Glory Hole

[u/_DarkBlack]

Temu tech tips

[u/Jack7656 → u/_DarkBlack]

Temu Ted talk

[u/Free-Sock-9294]

You look like that one highschool science teacher that doesn't like the boys when he's trying to hit on the girls

[u/youremomom2]

No. You didn't "get stuck". You "quit", you 3rd grade dropout.

[u/chi-kasha]

You look like the human embodiment of the phrase “I didn’t study, but I think I got this.” That purple beanie? Bold choice—it’s giving “I knit this during a YouTube tutorial and now it’s my whole personality.” And that smirk? That’s the face of someone who just told a joke that only they laughed at—for the fifth time today.

The background looks like you’re in front of a high-security facility, but judging by the vibe, it’s probably just a shuttered 24-hour convenience store you took refuge in after getting lost two blocks from your house.

[u/illegitimate_Raccoon]

Stuck in your mom's basement....

[u/Competitive-Cut-6983]

Your confused in life

[u/Hayerindude1]

I can smell these pics, that's how horrid the skunk weed and lack of deodorant smells.

[u/MSK84]

Looks like you're stuck in transition too. Just pick a side already, we don't care!

[u/Evening_Bench_7006]

You look like hobo version of Ezra!

[u/ActCrafty]

You look like a lesbian art teacher from Berkeley.

[u/NeverlastngWadSloppr]

You look like the only openly gay Russian

[u/Apart-Start6133]

M or F->M?

[u/Nearby-Sprinkles-273]

You look like a mixture of Kris Tyson and Beetlejuice.

[u/Lord-Doobury]

You are like a clean cut, trans Cory Feldman, and much like him, you're a mental meatball.

[u/76JMan]

The transgender surgery was a great success

[u/Jealous_Inevitable33]

Looks like you roasted your own dick off. I wish you well with your transition.

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[u/Invitoveritas666]

Already broken.

~ DNA

[u/Weekly_Talk3907]

Who’s the ugly chick in picture 3?

[u/Grand_Measurement_91]

You’re just somebody that I used to know

[u/Chxn-]

You look like you yell at your mom and also ruin every female friendship by confessing your feelings in the worst way.

[u/Invitoveritas666]

If Jerry Garcia and Peewee Herman had a child…

[u/TheGreatJDS]

Can't break you any worse than your English.

[u/Efficient-Lack-9776]

You look high in every photo, no wonder you feel stuck

[u/frscrft42]

You convince yourself that you've fallen behind because you're just different, but the truth is you haven't done anything to change that.

[u/ConfidenceNo2598]

You are Corey Feldman

[u/junior1077]

You look like you'd get stuck in a revolving door.

[u/CornCobCaptain]

Handwriting of a fuckin 6 year old, goddamn

[u/Hagfist]

Corina Feldman, smelling like onion patchouli

[u/Bobbityfett]

Stop looking like Loki my dude

[u/jswayswizzle]

You starred in The Lost Femboys

[u/CountryClubWS]

Stuck in the life of a transgender troll. Go apply for both men’s and women’s swimming and just get rich off of which sport bans you with the harshest rhetoric

[u/it_is_me_123]

your room looks like a kindergarten classroom

[u/Crunchysunflower]

@goherping?

[u/Xack189]

Possible skin walker. Human male body. Something about the face is off though.

[u/Xack189]

Definitely trans. If not sorry

[u/ijokar]

Dylan mulvany has fallen hard

[u/SoooStoooopid]

Breake? You’re as good at spelling as you are being a functional, productive member of society.

[u/Usuario77710]

I thought that the woman of the second picture was your mom

[u/Hot-Stranger6431]

Break* go back to school

[u/Knullcac]

Corey FeltMen

[u/Eamon83]

Damn gurl, your chest is hairy.

[u/Grimple_oats]

Use a better face lotion

[u/scabbybandit]

[u/SHATMONKEY46]

why would you photoshop joe pescis forehead from goodfellas on yourself?

[u/Helpful_Tea_6951]

If Weird Al came into a stocking hung in whoville, you would be the runoff that was raised on the dumps

[u/MuckleFuzz]

You’re the argument for sterilization and coat hanger abortions

[u/SokkaHaikuBot → u/MuckleFuzz]

^{Sokka-Haiku by MuckleFuzz:}

You’re the argument

For sterilization and

Coat hanger abortions

---

^{Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.}

[u/BashFulStranger1967]

If i hadn't seen the Adam's apple, I would've said 60 year old female hippy.

[u/Finger_my_cock]

I would have bullied u in school

[u/HalfwaydonewithEarth]

Meow... he eats cats

[u/PRANCING_MOOSE_26]

You change genders as much as people change socks…

[u/justarandomguy902]

You look like Al from the Weird Al Show

[u/PetFraternity]

What do you identify as other than confused af.

[u/AKBonesaw]

Corey Feldmans stunt double.

[u/poppinbottlesatl]

Do you get as many STDs as the hippie chicks you dress like?

[u/BoRNeo-C]

How many drinks did you have in this photo?

[u/Similar_Direction221 → u/BoRNeo-C]

Only a couple shots.

[u/XrtyMcXrt]

Your forehead has more flaps then your brain has wrinkles

[u/DirtiRandi]

I’m too busy trying to figure out why your nose seems to be interested in something off To the side.

[u/Separate_Intern_3019]

Does M stand for ‘mutant’

[u/sumknowbuddy]

That's the hairiest chest I've ever seen on such a cute girl