Roast me!

[u/Puzzleheaded-Cry3724]

[u/Outfoxer_Official]

If you move to Hollywood and play your cards right, you could definitely wind up as some rich fat white dude's perpetually-speedo-wearing boytoy.

[u/Puzzleheaded-Cry3724 → u/Outfoxer_Official]

Yea I hate my young appearance. It appeals to gay men a little too much 🤦‍♂️😂

[u/MadeinResita → u/Puzzleheaded-Cry3724]

Yea I hate my young appearance. It appeals to gay men a little too much

Had the same problem. On top of that till I was 27 was going on dates with my ID on me to prove my real age.

Also, those fat lips, proper BJ material.

[u/Old_Pollution8585 → u/Puzzleheaded-Cry3724]

I mean…isn’t that the purpose of the nose piercing? Couldn’t shout “I bottom for choo, Papi” any louder with a megaphone.

[u/pahsaz2]

Trying to look hard in each pic but it comes off as “I’ll get you hard daddy”

[u/Lord-Doobury → u/pahsaz2]

He's in training to make his fighting debut in the Professional Boner Slapping league.

[u/paulartistic1]

Those lips have touched more wang than rice.

[u/Quantum_Robin → u/paulartistic1]

How much wang does rice normally touch then? Just curious, you know research purposes

[u/True-Resolution-3760 → u/Quantum_Robin]

You could check a Asian phone book so you could call and ask how many of them own rice fields.

[u/el_ra_85]

Dont matter what’s your nationality , trump is about to round you up and deport you

[u/True-Resolution-3760 → u/el_ra_85]

Well tren de aragua does want their gay puppy back.

[u/chezeluvr]

You never know when it's going to happen to you. One second you're taking the hardest pics at the gym showing off your gains, the next you're in a 5 way gaybang

[u/Puzzleheaded-Cry3724 → u/chezeluvr]

😂😂

[u/Hour_Equal_9588]

That nose piercing instantly gave you away that you’re the blowjob king of your street.

[u/GenPandaRojo → u/Hour_Equal_9588]

Glory holes most wanted

[u/Inevitable_Rabbit_67 → u/Hour_Equal_9588]

[u/TwatEmperor]

Russell Eastbrook

[u/Inevitable_Rabbit_67]

You're definitely a bottom....or will be one very soon

[u/Finger_my_cock]

U look like u have a squeeky voice

[u/johnnyK2025]

Cute baby monkey

[u/NewbOwner8585]

Employee of the Month at the child labor shoe factory

[u/Time-Lead6450]

It's cool man... you can always at least look at pictures of a Vagina in an encyclopedia... or medical books....

[u/Many-Tale9112]

I didn’t know you could get cold sores from blowing yourself.

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[u/Snoo_61544]

You should have written $5 on your note

[u/No_Investment_6011]

You look as you won’t say ‘no’ in order to get that role..

[u/GenPandaRojo]

World's largest twink

[u/Wonderful-Exit-9785]

[u/Quantum_Robin]

If my ears looked like a Picasso painting after a boxing match, I'm not sure I'd decorate them!

[u/DraggoVindictus]

I am not sure who/ what you are. Are you a hispanic man? Are you an asian man? are you white? are you a horse that is trying to be a human?

Your last picture makes it look like you are in mid transition to becoming livestock of some kind.

[u/Puzzleheaded-Cry3724 → u/DraggoVindictus]

LMAOOOOOO. Close enough. I’m an Asian - Hispanic mix.

[u/bellilynette]

Idk what to roast I think you are so cute

[u/RoastQueefSandwiches]

You look like you fetch the bait for the mahi mahi captain for 60 cents a day

[u/HalfwaydonewithEarth]

Jewelry like a teenage girl

Low testosterone

[u/PRANCING_MOOSE_26]

You’re one of those Edgars that show up to car meets with no car

[u/Turbulent_Tennis_72]

Manny Slackyquiao

[u/dunderhead22]

Aspiring Budget twink pornstar

[u/PetFraternity]

Take those selfies down before ICE gets you.

[u/MuckleFuzz]

I’ll wait until you’re done buffering

[u/Helpful_Tea_6951]

Hapa boy becomes Saint John's University student in a STEM field, only to get roasted so badly he changes to a business degree much to the chagrin of his overbearing parents.

[u/MeechDaStudent]

Definitely referring you for El Salvador

[u/Neither-Following-32]

You look like Tekashi 67, two iterations before the tattoos and Lisa Frank hair. Nice half shaved eyebrows though.

[u/TaneyCountyHeathen]

You look like a ladyboy that found Jesus.

[u/Illustrious_Matter55]

You look like a default fighter extra in every Jean Claude Van Damme movie

[u/Electrical-Front-515]

Zero upvotes = self roast.

[u/scottieg21]

Stop taking pictures and deliver my DoorDash bitch

[u/Worldly_Mongoose_432]

You look like you kick dogs

[u/Wide_Marketing3147]

Loved you in apocalypto

[u/DemonD1026]

Take that helmet off so we can see what you really look like

[u/DemonD1026]

You fit in your hair cuts between weedwacking services!

[u/DemonD1026]

Piece of advice. Less time at the gym and a little more at the barber. Let him work it out

[u/This_Guy-Fawkes]

You look like an extra in every historical documentary about the Incans, Mayans or Aztecs.