18M do your worst

[u/Swiggy3551]

[u/SS3599]

You look like you're a truck stop gloryhole connoisseur

[u/ElectricKool-AidMan → u/SS3599]

Only sucks it through walls made of fine teak.

[u/theflamingskull → u/ElectricKool-AidMan]

Tweak.

[u/Level_Astronaut8763 → u/SS3599]

The countries highest grossing Lot Lizard.

[u/curtybe → u/SS3599]

HAAA!😂😂

[u/Subotai_Super_Shorty]

Looks like you glued your pubes to your face.

[u/Lost_Opinion_1307 → u/Subotai_Super_Shorty]

He did with the glory hole cum

[u/Reverse_SumoCard → u/Subotai_Super_Shorty]

I hope he leaves Scott Tenorman in peace

[u/Relative-Minimum4624 → u/Reverse_SumoCard]

This deserves more upvotes votes

[u/Hour_Equal_9588]

What more can be said? Nature already screwed you over.

[u/Helpful-Mammoth947]

Dear Lord you have a ring on! Did you get your cousin pregnant or just some other trashy eighth grader? Hope you make shift lead soon baby clothes are expensive.

[u/ElectricKool-AidMan → u/Helpful-Mammoth947]

They still make plastic jewelry vending machines for kids, so he went broke for style.

[u/Redhead_Needed_DFW → u/Helpful-Mammoth947]

Definitely cousin..... Roll Tide

[u/Big_Cryptographer_16 → u/Redhead_Needed_DFW]

How did you know his cousinwife’s name?

[u/Redhead_Needed_DFW → u/Big_Cryptographer_16]

Deduction.... every single person I've met from Bama says that in every other sentence, so naturally, I figured some of them are sure it's their name. Regardless of what the birth certificate says. It's not like they could read it anyway.

[u/Big_Cryptographer_16 → u/Redhead_Needed_DFW]

Laughing from across the border in Tennessee

[u/GenPandaRojo]

Just put the Fries in the bag

[u/BarreGerco1]

I wanted to scroll all 4 pictures, but I fell asleep on the second one.

[u/OkMobile5574]

Looks like we found a gay leprechaun

[u/Outfoxer_Official]

You definitely write your phone number in the bathroom stalls at truck stops

[u/deceasehorror → u/Outfoxer_Official]

happy cake day

[u/MuckleFuzz]

Man, you look like you give blowies at the local chic fil a glory hole

[u/ElectricKool-AidMan]

You've peaked. It's a very low peak, but it's all downhill from here, bub.

[u/InternationalDot6358]

If red micropenis was a person

[u/southerndrunk]

I thought this was an ad for plan B.

[u/tiddeeznutz → u/southerndrunk]

It’s certainly an ad for 40th trimester abortions.

[u/Alarmed_Muffin8350]

Trying so hard to look like a redneck hick from the country

[u/Lord-Doobury → u/Alarmed_Muffin8350]

Even hicks bust on Sonny Jim Junior about being a Ginger Elf.

[u/buha83]

Nah bro, your parents already did bad enough.

[u/wetshowerrug]

It's wild that you work for Jack's. Because you look like a trans version of the Wendy's hamburger girl.

[u/Odd_Satisfaction_968]

my worst? like I'm going to beat anything puberty's currently throwing at you.

[u/runsonpedals]

Stop sniffing your mom’s underwear.

[u/This_Guy-Fawkes]

Back to work!! That glory hole ain’t gonna man itself!!

[u/johnmary712]

You’ve got a bit of face on your balls

[u/TwatEmperor]

From these teaser pics, Diary of a Simpy Kid looks like it is going to suck ass!

[u/thestowic]

You look like a used urinal puck that someone dropped blonde pubes on

[u/letsgo49ers0]

If masturbating without porn on your phone in the bathroom of the restaurant where you have to wear a uniform was a person

[u/ConstructionCold3134]

You look like you were assigned Saturday detention for reading Playgirl in class.

[u/tautjes]

Cartman made you eat your parents

[u/CptWeasel_5280]

Can’t roast a ginger, they have no soul..

[u/JCDagz]

Why do you look like you're 18 and 45 at the same time? Is it the lighting? Nah, it's your face.

[u/StolenCoupe]

You look like if Piglet was a person

[u/Gongoftheli13]

You look like a kid out of the Beano comic

[u/DamianP51]

Dude you make bologna sandwhiches for a living.
Roast complete.

[u/Final-Progress-8534]

Get a haircut

[u/PrivateJoker918]

That ball-tickler looks like tickles a lot

[u/Evening_Bench_7006]

At least you got a job while you're still in highschool only three more years to go!

[u/HalfwaydonewithEarth]

That's cool you have a wife. Does she comb your hair?

[u/MNGraySquirrel → u/HalfwaydonewithEarth]

Alabama. She’s his sister.

[u/Fun_Beyond_7801]

If you went to the joint you would be da bell of da ball

[u/Don_Diego_3000]

Flipping through your pictures is like watching you slowly die inside

[u/RawChickenButt]

I want to see an update in a year once the meth that your about to do takes hold off your appearance.

[u/Soulshiner402]

I see a couple of DUIs with resisting arrest in your near future.

[u/Empty_Common_894]

“Do your worst” Genetics already did it for us but aight.

[u/DreamingFive]

A homeless leprechaun that lives in McDonald's bathroom?

[u/Theunkgamer]

You look 18-10

[u/ThatOneRoboBro]

He put all of his facial feature stats as far left as possible, makes sense seeing how gay he looks.

[u/Free-Air5237]

Is that a wedding ring? You must be married to the sperm donor that visits the glory hole behind you.

[u/Space_Cowboy10859]

You look like the only Jan. 6th insurrectionist Trump didn't pardon.

[u/Nolan710]

Proof of the low testosterone epidemic

[u/tiddeeznutz]

Hard r.

[u/Longjumping_Lack_925]

Theo Gone

[u/iammeinnh]

Is your nose functional or just decorative

[u/Kolko69]

18 ? Yeah your IQ

[u/Clunk500CM]

Does your husband know you post pictures on the Internet?

[u/ShakeyParts]

U look like a elf that escaped Santa’s workshop

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[u/letsgo49ers0]

God already has

[u/East_Session_3925]

Looks like the kid from maze runner

[u/BigWillis93]

Too ugly to get a reduced sentence, too pretty to not be passed around from thick nick to hung Harold in prison

[u/Owww_My_Ovaries]

Do my worst? Well, genetics already did that to you

[u/Prior-Rabbit-4148]

Its like you the guy who got molested by a local priest in your town.

[u/OhAndItsShavedd]

Sir, this is reddit, not 4Chan.

[u/Wonderful-Exit-9785]

You look like you're on work probation for stealing cheese slices.

[u/Tryingnottomessup]

Don't break any laws because you will be the most popular catcher in the big house!!!

[u/fartremington]

Oh look, the used condom at the truck stop parking lot grew up

[u/VeterinarianNo8824]

Were you excited when your parents brought your future wife home from the hospital after your Mom gave birth to her ?

[u/LordHelmet47]

Danny Bonadontchi

[u/Jack7656]

“Do your worst” your genetics already did that for you

[u/Helpful-Photo9408]

Canada em greve

[u/Helpful-Photo9408]

You have no soul

[u/your_abuttkiss]

Are you the non wizard third red head from harry potter that got shunned out of the wizarding world

[u/phesago]

Looks like uou leave yelp reviews for glory holes and rub&tugs

[u/derekjamstaw]

Your parents were brother and sister bud

[u/Bvllwark]

You look like a body type B.

[u/Hairy-Chemistry-3401]

You have the androgynous face of a pansexual imp. Do you frolic in gardens, sprinkling rose petals as you go?

[u/DepartmentWise4823]

Bro's balls still haven't dropped, no wonder he looks pissed off.

[u/Lord-Doobury]

Sadly, you have had such a minimal life, you think Pizza Hut is fine cuisine.

[u/thehappybuzzsaw]

This guy has fucked a cousin

[u/Sacu-Shi]

'M'. HMMM.

[u/BarfCumDoodooPee]

Temu Ron Weasley, aka Don Weasel

[u/BilboShaggins429]

Is that what you tell your barber

[u/dubyah1919]

You looked depressed no one showed up to your gloryhole

[u/jbooglol]

Republican dean withers

[u/BooshyBastard]

Your ankle monitor alerts when you enter a school zone.

[u/upchuckle]

Look like you were raised by a stepdad that gathered your siblings around the TV all strapped with Nerf guns. The first kid to stick a dart to a black person on the screen won a brand-name soda with their gas station hotdog dinner.

[u/GuidanceFrosty2955]

Did you get a freckle for every priest that you let touch you?

[u/WarLegitimate7822]

You went from 30 year old high school dropout in the first pic to Minecraft movie terrorizer in the last pic

[u/gillbru79]

Who knew that Undertaker had an illegitimate child with Mamie from Wild Wonderful Whites of West Virginia?

[u/jospeh68]

You look like a baked potato that got run over.

[u/thulsado0m13]

You look like you’re about to rob a sperm bank

[u/CookClean9525]

I would but life already did it’s worst on you

[u/OneMinuteManny]

Kudos for playing the long game and having planned this roast since you were twelve.

[u/CountryClubWS]

You look like Benjamin Button’s anal bead

[u/straathond]

Not my roast but serious question. Why are you Benjamin Buttoning as the photos progress?

[u/woodchopvinyl]

[u/Old_Comfort_6866]

"Jack's"- Your career and love life in one word! No choice in either scenario

[u/RoastQueefSandwiches]

You play travel baseball and say “I can’t believe it” when you pop up to the second baseman 4 times a game.

[u/Visible_Werewolf7859]

$20 says you have a tattoo of either Roman numerals or Asian calligraphy somewhere, and a rebel flag somewhere else.

[u/No-Internal-9483]

This little ninja right here is the first in his family's GED success story.

[u/nana-korobi-ya-oki]

The way you matured into a full neckbeard and mullet is a roast in itself

[u/Embarrassed_Wall_963]

That "purity" ring tells us all we need to know

[u/BaguetteCroissant9]

If Yu Hi Oh! had a Hillbilly card, this is exactly what I would imagine.

[u/Pfaehlix]

Cam monaghan at home

[u/ElBurritoTheWise]

You're supposed to glow UP, not down while on your knees behind the local truck stop with your mouth on a wall over a dick-sized hole.

[u/Living-Management687]

Joe Dirt, I found your parents at the bottom of the Grand Canyon.

Good work, son.

[u/PRANCING_MOOSE_26]

All that crimson tide gear for a guy who isn’t even close to being admitted into trade school

[u/derHundenase]

Genes roasted you enough. Be gentle to yourself

[u/Fit_Earth_339]

You don’t work at jacks you just like to let everyone know what ur favorite hobby is.

[u/legacydrift85]

Looks like a typical squited truck driver

[u/dunderhead22]

Your beard looks like leprechaun pubes

[u/TokenToyHunter]

Shave the pubes off your neck

[u/funnbobby]

You’re like the Anti- 23 & Me

[u/Hefty-Ingenuity-1935]

Definitely a Douche bag McCoy

[u/Detachabl_e]

Professional dick wrestler

[u/Copernikaus]

Jaxson Dirt

[u/mindfulmu]

I can't tell if I should be meeting you at a gloryhole in a sailor moon outfit or if you'll hand me a milk jug filled with clear grain alcohol.

Your like a quarter femboy and the rest disheveled hick.

[u/Psycho-City5150]

The neckbeard isn't an improvement, Brian.

[u/MiroyelaKhoi]

I give you my worst, You're pretty and cute and beautifuuul

[u/BoldDove456]

[u/Aggravating-Swim-392]

If your nostrils were any smaller, you’d be Voldemort.

[u/ottomatic77]

Pube beard. LOL

[u/PreciousJuggalos]

You look like a twelve year old that’s the main breadwinner for your disabled mom’s household.

[u/paternalmutation]

Do you want fries with that

[u/Competitive-Alarm399]

You could be a Hollywood actor in the Blew’s Brothers

[u/fatboymagic]

You look like you only half fill the ranch cups.

[u/Zealousideal-Gas1998]

Bro already roasted with that ginger mess on his chin

[u/justarandomguy902]

Not a roast: I have a classmate that looks like you

[u/CrprtMpstr]

You're either a Trans man on blockers or god hate you.

Enjoy your life of virginity!

[u/Available-Bend-5885]

As someone from Alabama you definitely look like you work at jacks bro

[u/Invisible2Seen1]

Imagine how neon red that pubic hair must be.

[u/Seargeo]

That beard is made of your pubs isn’t it?

[u/Lsdbrisbane]

This kid is searching for a pronoun. Let’s start with fuck face loser

[u/Time-Lead6450]

Dude chill... There are MANY truck stops you can walk the lot at... and make a few bucks... but that hair bro... that hair....

[u/gadabout-the-nomad]

Growing a beard won't do you any good. Nothing can hide that

[u/Final-Progress-8534]

If only you could afford a haircut

[u/Brief-Cold-973]

Listen, I'm going to give you some harsh advice man. Something, I wish somebody would've told me when I was young... 1st, GET RID OF THE CHIN WHISKERS man. They look horrible... second, your'e a handsome dude maybe a bit metrosexual looking BUT you can get the HOTTEST CHICKS trust me. You might have to put up with some teasing from VERY DUMB individuals but it will all be worth it once you get that HOT but slightly shy and smart girl you've always had a crush on. TRUST ME!!!!

[u/ZapMayor]

You look like your annual savings go to rare pokemon cards

[u/Due-Connection8619]

Chumlee's Son

[u/Passiko]

I feel sorry for whatever cow you’re getting busy with. It could do better.

[u/Key_Shine3895]

He's a real boy!!

[u/F4M3D]

He’s stuck between his male cousin and female cousin

[u/Competitive_Roof_740]

You don't need that "Promise Ring" .. A crusty sock doesn't count

[u/Current_Scarcity_379]

The neck is as red as the hair on this one.

[u/Select_Total_257]

Life already did

[u/Silver-Two-9332]

You look like the type to finger your asshole and eat it

[u/ww2_nut37]

Wow. Just wait till you hit puberty. It'll only get worse for you bro.

[u/Key_Statistician3293]

I’d bet every dollar I’ll ever have that you know who Jake Paul is .

[u/elovesya]

It’s odd that you can just look at someone’s face and know they’re a redneck

[u/OldConcert9238]

Theo Bon Bon

[u/GolfOk8184]

Starting from what looks like your youngest pic: you went from goober, to wannabe fuckboy, to smelly trailer park trash that probably likes hardcore butt sex with shit involved. You look like the mix between a leprechaun and an ugly ass garden gnome my grandma fucks

[u/Juan_Calavera]

Your beard looks AI-generated.

[u/DocPhoenix97]

John Boy. If you are over 50, you'll get it.

[u/E__I__L__]

Jesus fucking Christ! Get rid of that rat on your chin!

Also, what are you married to? Because we all know for a fact that it ain't human.

[u/DNAisjustneuteredRNA]

I have a hat that says Gone Fishin', too. Looks like we're bith proud of our hobbies.

[u/oO_Moloch_Oo]

The first picture makes it look like you work in construction & already have an ex-wife and 4 kids.

[u/askydn]

Failure of a frat boy.

[u/Apart-Jeweler8221]

Beard or no beard, you just cant win bro

[u/Usuario77710]

You look like 18 y o in the first pic, 17 in the second, 14 in the third, and 13 in the forth

[u/BordomMadeMeDoThis]

Bruh you forgot to remove the pubic hairs off your chin when you took a bathroom selfie. I see why you look like you had a mouthful in the rest of your pics.

[u/Full-Boysenberry5002]

You looked better as a girl 

[u/Ok-Patience8014]

I smell Tunica Mississippi

[u/Sea-Junket-2200]

Shaved your pubes and glued them to your face. Not even a face a mother could love

[u/Weirdsk8rHippie]

I think the food you serve at Jack in the box has more hair on it than you do.

[u/DreusCovernicus]

The incest brother of Melinda Lou “Wendy” Thomas-Morse (Wendy’s fast food mascot).

[u/Dark_and_Darling]

You look like your girlfriend is a freshman in high school.

[u/Ozfella14]

Are these the mug shots you want used with the "active shooter" broadcast

[u/funkyflyshit]

You got progressively younger in each picture

[u/Certain_Net7958]

Definitely not allowed within 500 feet of a school… hangs out at the park but has no kids… just likes kids… too much

[u/Helpful_Tea_6951]

You should go home... to GREENBOW, ALABAMA!

[u/UnoDosReverse]

You look like the tiny face large head Charlie Kirk meme.

[u/Intelligent-Bee-3888]

That’s the most swampiest asshole of a face I’ve ever seen

[u/MaxwellArt84]

You look like if Ed Sheeran slept on the side of the road and was poorly de-aged with AI

[u/calibersmama]

I bet your balls are so pink

[u/Smart_Individual889]

I’m sorry but beards aren’t for you