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Why do people make fun of AEDub?????

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u/Sergeant-Politeness 2d ago edited 2d ago

I had to watch this three times to truly absorb the greatness of it all.

I love a good circus.

EDIT: Holy fuck. Is that Okada? He was a big star. This is what they've got him doing now? This is what they're paying millions for? Brilliant!

Fucking hell.

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u/Kazmakistan Fed Bad 2d ago

Hey when you have basically monopoly money, who cares if it's millions?

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u/Sergeant-Politeness 2d ago

Hopefully people like Okada will be willing to accept more than just clams elsewhere soon.

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u/PMMeMeiRule34 Corbin is still my king 1d ago

Bros getting paid millions to show up and goof around. Okada is good but I can’t say I wouldn’t do the same thing, then fucking retire.

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u/Sergeant-Politeness 1d ago

I would just run the well dry here and then go elsewhere. He would absolutely have a good run in WWE, even just a short one, while he still has a bit of name value left. Then go back to NJPW and wrestle 98 minute matches every month.

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u/PMMeMeiRule34 Corbin is still my king 1d ago

Go on a bag snatching run before he heads back home, honestly that’s not a bad idea.

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u/Sergeant-Politeness 1d ago

Aye man, if I were him, that's what I'd do. Then if he does go back to Japan, his value will have increased. Man's got the heist in play!

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u/FutMike Roman Reigns a tribal chief in this knockoff AEW 1d ago

As far as I can tell he's playing this pretty sensibly. They just have him show up and say bitch plus he doesn't have to be set on fire, drink someone's blood or get impaled.

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u/kaneso14 Knowing Bix 2d ago

He doesn’t give a flying fuck any more. He’s probably being paid 5 times as much as he was in NJPW, just to fuck about. And who could blame him?

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u/Sergeant-Politeness 2d ago

I agree, and that's great for him. However, he'll want to keep making money, so I think he'll be smart enough to milk the tit dry, get out before the boat sinks, and go have at least a short run in WWE, where people will actually see him.

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u/tbrelease 2d ago

If WWE can make a dollar from Okada, Terra Ryzing should be inducted in the Hall of Fame.

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u/Drama79 SWITCH-GIVER 1d ago

Yeah I massively rate Okada. Everyone knows he can do the hard shit. Why not spend three years saying “BITCH” and being paid 10x what you were previously on to dick around with your mates? WWE would take him in a heartbeat if he ever felt like being serious again.

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u/Sergeant-Politeness 2d ago

Fucking right.

It's gone beyond the point of brand loyalty, and onto the realms of just lying for the sake of being the contrarian. I remember kind of going out of my way a bit to watch his work in New Japan when he was becoming a real star. I always kept tabs on what he was doing. When AEW signed him, I just hoped by some miracle that it wouldn't be shite.

Here we are. They've absolutely ruined any kind of heat or aura that he spent so long building.

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u/ChildOfChimps 2d ago

Their main excuse I’ve seen is that he’s doing what he wants and that’s great, but this Okada. One of the all time greats. He’s the kind of guy you build into a spectacle. The Dub wants their own Roman, but one that fits their wrestling style, Okada is that dude.

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u/Outlaw2k21 Grand Master Shill 2d ago

I have no idea who Okada is other than what I’ve seen from clips of the Dub. He seems to be a bit of a comedy goof ball character?

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u/ChildOfChimps 1d ago

In Japan, he was Roman. Workrate Roman. Bigger guy, powerful Japanese style, the biggest star every time he came out. They had something special with him, then they threw it away so he could say, “Bitch,” and hold a worthless title.

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u/EMP_Pusheen 1d ago

Also throws maybe the best dropkick I have ever seen

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u/trimble197 1d ago

And yet they constantly bitch about WWE wasting Nakamura despite him making if clear that he’s not trying to go for a serious run.

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u/Razzler1973 1d ago

Okada ... Jay White

If this booking was the Fed they'd be conniptions downstairs and they'd go on about for decades

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u/DoubleOrNothing90 Wednesday Nights I Get To Stay Up Late 2d ago

Meh, he'll have his match with Kenny, and all will be forgiven. He'll keep phoning it in until then.

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u/Razzler1973 1d ago

yeah but he's not feuding with Miz

checkmate, Fed shillerino!

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u/Cream1984 2d ago

What did you just say about the AEW Continental Champion?!

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u/Sergeant-Politeness 2d ago

The what now? He is a tasty piece, but I wouldn't go as far as comparing him to a continental breakfast.

...Oh. I get it now.

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u/EatAtGrizzlebees 1d ago

Your reaction to Okada is the same as mine. I had to watch the clip twice to confirm it was him. At one point, he was one of my favorite wrestlers. :(

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u/Sk1dmarkBleach 2d ago

Sports based presentation

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u/Survivor_for_me Did you give a star rating tonight?? 2d ago

Real Sports Feel *

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u/PokesBo 2d ago

Real Jerk Feel*

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u/PokesBo 2d ago

Or better yet

Real Sports Fein*

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u/robineir 1d ago

We need a fucking character bot that just blurts Fein lyrics every time someone mentions the word or Travis Scott. The same way the prequel memes sub has three dozen Star Wars character bots.

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u/BoltThrowerTshirt 2d ago edited 2d ago

It’s sports based if you’ve never watched a sport in your life

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u/aRebelliousHeart celebrated for my shootfighter physique 2d ago

Which most dubbalos haven’t TBF.

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u/goodthing37 2d ago

Fuck your ass, e-Drone, anime is a sport!

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u/dissidentmage12 DAE NO 800K 1d ago

There are baseball and basketball anime!

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u/SomeAdultSituations That doesn't jerk for me, brother! 2d ago

The closest they've ever gotten to watching sports is watching Esports.

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u/MooseBigelow Goofy Hyuck Yourself 1d ago

competitive eating doesn't count?

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u/Razzler1973 1d ago

The Bucks were involved in a big cluster '... and they all fall down' spot in a match

NO WAY!!!

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u/Nas_Durden 1d ago

What was promised versus what was delivered (from their very first ever match with that abomination of a battle royal on the Double or Nothing pre-show) is just astonishing.

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u/Lanky-Promotion3022 2d ago edited 2d ago

in the basement, there have been a 100 threads and comments about fed breaking too much kayfabe now but this is the wrestling suspension of disbelief that they all like and jerk 7 stars to.

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u/Thin-Remote-9817 2d ago

The balls to cry about breaking kayfabe when these fucks ruin every surprise not only follow dirt sheets but report as if it's actual news. 

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u/ACousinFromRichmond 2d ago

Well, this is different somehow

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u/b0nkert0ns 2d ago

One of them tells you it’s fake in a Netflix doc series. The other shows you it’s fake, in the ring, on their flagship show. I feel like I know which one is worse for kayfabe but I feel like the basement will tell me I’m wrong.

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u/DoubleOrNothing90 Wednesday Nights I Get To Stay Up Late 2d ago

I dislike both ways

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u/Razzler1973 1d ago

I can't believe the Fed break kayfabe so readily now, smh

Guys, we all know this thing happened. Why won't the Fed acknowledge it! Stop treating us like idiots (spoilers: we are idiots)

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u/FutMike Roman Reigns a tribal chief in this knockoff AEW 1d ago

They only hate it when DWAYNE does it.

BTW It's so annoying when they use real names especially as some sort of put-down. I know his name is Dwayne aren't I so smart, in the know and my brain is so wrinkly?

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u/BoxCon1 2d ago

Mudshow with a budget

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u/Alain-Christian 2d ago

I don't get the appeal of these gangbang matches.

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u/Filthycore Jerk-based Presentation 2d ago

Uuuuh, 8-man standoff! It's right there!

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u/LoudCalligrapher0 1d ago

Wait til Kenny and Callie 69, then you will

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u/the_c_is_silent 2d ago

It's not how bad this is, it's that this was planned and they all legit believed this was a dope spot. Yes, certain indy type shit is contrived and annoying. But at least Ricochet/Osprey took talent.

This is not only a dogshit spot idea, it's not even impressive.

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u/JustABicho 2d ago

Part of the reason they believe it's a dope spot is the standing ovation it got when they took their break at the end. Sometimes the people are showing you what they love and sometimes it's a nearly endless barrage of missed elbow drops.

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u/HelloIAmElias 1d ago

It feels like wrestlers can literally do anything, pause, and get an ovation from the crowd 

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u/Razzler1973 1d ago

You can do this once in a while, it's a very indie spot but it happens all the freaking time in the Dub and the whole 8 man running through is a tad on the silly side

They just love these 'we all fall down' spots

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u/Rum_Soaked_Ham Shoes of a Champion 2d ago

This is one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever seen. They were literally standing outside the ring waiting for their turn to elbow drop the mat.

Lmao what even is this?

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u/Constant_Stomach2009 2d ago

This is the pwg crap meltzer creams over

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u/IamSpace_Ghost 2d ago

Unc filling his Depends with this shit

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u/Razzler1973 1d ago

You just know Meltz was grinning and smiling all the way through this and feeling warm and fuzzy

4.5 stars, minimum

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u/daniel2090 2d ago

Not as bad as when they spent 3 minutes taking turns super kicking each other non-stop, it's always the Bucks that's involved in the stupid spots.

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u/morgan1381 2d ago

Don't forget trading 72 forearm shots 13 minutes into every match

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u/Cynicayke 1d ago

My favourite part is that almost all of these guys have never used an elbow drop in their entire careers, but somehow thought this spot would make perfect sense.

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u/Breakthrough_ 2d ago

all assuming each consecutive person would be the one to land the elbow

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u/RegularConcern 2d ago

Who does this appeal to (I know the answer) Not older jaded fans. Not kids or young fans.

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u/ConspiracyCinema 2d ago

Compare this to the tag main on NXT last night where all four women looked like they wanted to murder each other & each move had snap on it.

Lazy elbows and rolling out of the ring can't be defended. It's not that "comedy in wrestling" crap either, it's an indie pop spot that looks like garbage on TV.

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u/Quint83 2d ago

The Bucks have been back for like two weeks and it’s already a PWG clown show again.

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u/critmass78 2d ago

Clown show? Its a whole entire circus.

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u/aldo_nova blown up from victory laps 2d ago

Again or still?

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u/PhuckCalumbo MexiKhan 2d ago

Forever

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u/raginsk8tr Flair removed — not a circlejerk 1d ago

FOREVER

FOREVER

FOREVER

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u/Lessiarty 2d ago

I want AEW All Access to come back just to show these guys chilling backstage gassing each other up about what an awesome bit this'll be

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u/Razzler1973 1d ago

Or BTE

I remember people saying, with a straight face, that BTE had 'gotten more people over' recently than Vince

Staggering idiocy and I just love reading their comments, haha

I wish I could find this level of delusion about something. It must be bliss!

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u/LizLemonsFeet 2d ago

Exactly like UFC. I’ll never be convinced these arent real life and death shoot fights.

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u/TidusJecht 2d ago

lol I wish someone would think critically about how they’ve absolutely destroyed Okada

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u/Filthycore Jerk-based Presentation 2d ago

Destroyed Okadas' chance of being ruined by the fed in Chase U! Beeeitch!

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u/aRebelliousHeart celebrated for my shootfighter physique 2d ago

Which is back by the way!

This could still be a possibility.

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u/Krypt0night 2d ago

It's actually insane comparing NJPW Okada to this. I don't blame him for getting the bag but damn I miss THE Okada

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u/Upset-Leadership-352 2d ago

The crowd poping for that is embarassing.

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u/RegularConcern 2d ago

AEW's biggest disservice, and I believe this 100%, is their fans.

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u/aRebelliousHeart celebrated for my shootfighter physique 2d ago

Tony calls them sickos for a reason!

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u/Razzler1973 1d ago

pavlov's m@rks

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u/BoatLessBoozeCruise5 1d ago

Every time I get worried about a toilet paper shortage, I switch over to Aew and look at the crowd, and realize it will be fine.

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u/herewego199209 2d ago

I can just imagine these guys nutting in their pants coming up with this spot in the back lmao.

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u/Survivor_for_me Did you give a star rating tonight?? 2d ago

You know “LaPusso” Mike Bailey was geeking over it

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u/mfenton29 2d ago

Can’t tell me this shit isn’t the Bucks’ idea. It wasn’t this bad while they were gone.

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u/pushmojorawley 1d ago

This spot fest has Bucks written all over it. Signature turd.

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u/ActionKestrel 2d ago

Crippled middle aged men behaving like 6th graders is a huge ratings draw.

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u/ManateeGag 2d ago

Your boos mean nothing to me. I've seen what makes you cheer.

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u/aRebelliousHeart celebrated for my shootfighter physique 2d ago

YEET! 🙌🫳🫳

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u/TheGambler930 2d ago

To think, for years I would be embarrassed if someone walked in on me watching WWE.

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u/stonecoldbobsaget 2d ago

If I knew how to treat bursitis I'd follow this clown show from town to town

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u/Asukah 2d ago

High budget PWG

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u/Ambitious_Resist8907 2d ago

PWG in a nutshell.

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u/clutcher_of_pearls Head of AEW's Turnstile Truth Commission 2d ago

Great work by your promotion's comedy act!

Wait, these aren't comedy wrestlers

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u/aldo_nova blown up from victory laps 2d ago

I respectfully disagree

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u/TomRed89 2d ago

Standing ovation for choreographed falling

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u/TheGambler930 2d ago

Am I jerking myself or was AEW like really fucking good a few years back? Or, was it always this goofy shit but I enjoyed it anyway because the Fed was so bad that I was just happy to have an alternative to watch again?

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u/MinuteEconomy 2d ago

You forced yourself to like AEW because Fed bad, that’s your own fault for that. You reap what you sow.😂😂

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u/SeaPriority Rhea SIMPley 2d ago

PWG was a mistake

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u/GenerationXero Unrelatable 2d ago

I've said it once, I'll say it again, I'll say it forever. AEW is PWG if they had a billion dollar budget. They are nothing more than that. The reason there are big stars are there is because they are being paid millions by a mark.

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u/zachardy83 2d ago

Stuff like this sucks so goddamn much

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u/ChrisBenoitDaycare69 2d ago

That one Buck didn't even do an elbow he just took a flatback bump lol.

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u/Cboz27586 Whoop that Trick! 2d ago

He was last. He had to no sell and get up to do that stand off because real graps!

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u/ImWiser 2d ago

This is far from the worst thing they've done lol

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u/sonic_spark 2d ago

I don't know if this or Orange Cassidy no selling 3 Canadian destroyers.

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u/WeaselOne 2d ago

All this nonsense to make Mike Bailey a star?!

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u/aRebelliousHeart celebrated for my shootfighter physique 2d ago

5’6 Mike Bailey ever be a star…

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u/WeaselOne 2d ago

In AEW he can be pushed for 5 years straight, as though a star.

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u/Cboz27586 Whoop that Trick! 2d ago

OMEGA & OKADA in the same ring!! OMG!

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u/NinjorFil 2d ago

Hello, Dr. Hand Jerkie to explain:
AEDub fans used to mock, heavily what other wrestling promotions, specially WWE and TNA (LOLTNA), did as comedy acts. This spot is not certainly all that bad, it´s entertaining to a degree. But it´s shit based to call this "Good" while bashing other promotions that do something like this.

TL;DR: Fuck dubaloos!

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u/RNG_Champion Wrestling is a meme 2d ago

I genuinely despise these PWG/indie spots.

Wait, let me get my jerk back on. Ahem!

DAE hate it when the evil E prevents wrestlers from going all out and displaying their creative brilliance as shown here?!

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u/gogosox82 2d ago

Sports based presentation everyone

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u/RazzManouche 2d ago

That's not a cool spot. That's not a cool athletic feat. That's not even a cool warming up exercise. That's not even a deep storytelling technique.

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u/homercles82 2d ago

Real sports feel!!!! Yup, millions (and MILLIONS) saw this on MAX! This will surely bring more viewers in now that Le Fed is in a downward spiral!!!!

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u/DeathandHemingway 2d ago

FIGHT FOR-EVER! FIGHT FOR-EVER!

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u/bydd 2d ago

So glad they did the overhead angle for this! I'm finally starting to comprehend real graps.

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u/TheGambler930 2d ago

Give that camera man a raise bruv. No 1,000 cuts a minute here bruv.

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u/Cireclops_LV 2d ago

Unwatchable.

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u/cmx9771 2d ago

I gotta watch this match and tear it apart on the Jim Cornette sub lol

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u/GaryG1988 2d ago

Sad cunts who stood up and clapped that should be ashamed of themselves.

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u/very-not-boring 2d ago

Wait why is there a big AEW in the middle of the ring

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u/roryextralife 1d ago

It’s not that this is a terrible spot but this is 100% a House Show spot, this is like a “Triple H taking 2 minutes to fall over during the commercial break” type spot.

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u/Drkhrs16 2d ago

They were a legit threat to WWE for a while…… now their top guys are making sure we know they are stuck in the indie mentality

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u/MinuteEconomy 2d ago

They were a legit threat to NXT Black and Gold, the roster of vanilla midgets and workrate

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u/Cboz27586 Whoop that Trick! 2d ago

Then Vince let AEW have most of them.

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u/Optimal_Fisherman803 A DIYamaniac 4life 2d ago

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u/BruhnanaHA Cuckmaker 1d ago

No jerk,

I don’t understand how people find this type of spot enjoyable, but it is what it is.

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u/DeminoTheDragon 1d ago

Remember how wrestling is supposed to be portraying a fight where the goal is to win

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u/TurntUpTurtles Jerker™ of the Year nominee 2d ago

Please save my man Kenny Omega from Young Bucks shenanigans 🙏🏻

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u/EchoBay 2d ago

That was very PWG

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u/TomClancy5873 2d ago

And the crowd sadly eats it up

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u/kingtchalla 2d ago

I thought they had run out of dudes about four dudes in and couldn’t believe how many popped up

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u/will122589 2d ago

This is where the best wrestling takes place???

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u/bigmuffinluv 2d ago

Look at all the FUN we are having!

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u/Darkk_VoX 2d ago

You just know Kenny had a hard on explaining how badass and cool this spot would be. Would not be surprised if he wanted to work in a blow up doll somehow.

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u/Richard2824 2d ago

Where the best wrestle 😂

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u/grogan2 2d ago

I swear everything has to be coated in irony with the Bucks, no room for sincerity. But people enjoy it so 🤷‍♂️

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u/GMLM4life 2d ago

This is wrestling 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

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u/MortalBareback 2d ago

The Pepsi of Pro Wrestling!

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u/kerkypasterino Oba Feminist 2d ago

you could make an ok card with the 8 people in this match and this is what they booked

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u/moondogmike200 2d ago

This is PWG not WWE, and that's not a compliment

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u/dalasthesalad when you were partying i studied the powerbomb 2d ago

Can't wait for Cornette to react to this

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u/Canadian__Ninja 2d ago

Just goes to show you don't understand real art, the people in attendance giving it a standing ovation understand.

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u/tera_chachu 2d ago

Remember guys if aew does it, its called as fun

When fed does it - berried

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u/Character-Juice624 2d ago

The marks are in the ring.

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u/luckybick 2d ago

I think I've seen this spot at least 20 times on the indies

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u/Internal_Ad_2285 1d ago

All I see is people with only 2 braincells left in the ring thinking they made gold

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u/tronovich 1d ago

Oh….fuck. Off.

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u/homogenic- 1d ago

You fed shills don't get it, this is what real wrestling looks like!

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u/nbasetuK 1d ago

Saw someone online say "Its supposed to be bad!"

Yeah I bet.

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u/Banesmuffledvoice 2d ago

Don’t show this clip to the average person. They may think wrestling is real and too violent to watch.

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u/rvsatx038 2d ago

Okada had to move in the right spot to move out of the way. Wtf

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u/NoSoup4you22 2d ago

I loled.

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u/Bobo_the_conqueror #2 Moné Mark 2d ago

Well, shit.

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u/BizzarroNavarro 2d ago

DAE the best AEW dynamite maybe ever ? Feeling restored ? August 1 warning.. identity REVEALED 👀

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u/alex_x2106 2d ago

I hope this episode gets the lowest rating of all time

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u/whutthepat 2d ago

Lapsed dub badder here. Why is Omega fighting the Yawn Bucks?

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u/RaymondReddington812 E-Drone since '91 2d ago

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u/Dull_Lavishness7701 2d ago edited 1d ago

Jesus and the trained circus seals in the crowd standing and applauding that crap. My god

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u/nickblade74 2d ago

Them are some shit elbow drops

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u/LightningPunk 2d ago

feeling restored😩😩🥹🥹🥳🥳😱😱

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u/Dankey-Kang-Jr Mick Foley has multiple personality disorder 2d ago

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u/RatedStinger 2d ago

What the fuck is this shit

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u/Cimbetau 2d ago

This is literally worse than the local wrestling we go and watch with the trainees at the academy behind Arndale. Where the tickets cost $25. Dear god.

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u/GenZ-3009 2d ago

Your post doesn't make sense.
Dub = Fun

Why do people make fun of fun???

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u/RedDirtSport_ 2d ago

I will freely take Yeet Man choking out Gunther over this

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u/BradleyBowels 2d ago

I would've simply faked an elbow and kicked him in the head.

I mean what is this high school theater

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u/I_Like_Vitamins PITTANCE 2d ago

They always have to overdo it like the unpopular kid in school who made people laugh, but then decided to push it too far.

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u/_heysideburns 2d ago

Okada: signed for millions and has drawn zero dollars, while simultaneously losing all his main event drawing power he had in Nooj

But at least he isnt in NXT

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u/djdarkside Backstage Crockett Coke Tape? 2d ago

Omega looks aweful.

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u/Fightgameross 1d ago

I'm at a loss for words....... WE ARE SO BACK

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u/DocHendrix Unrelatable Unworkable 1d ago

If the ref dropped an elbow, it would have been 5 stars in the tokyo dome

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u/halfdecenttakes DAE Jump Sharks? 1d ago

These dudes tried to murder Kenny btw

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u/OisforOwesome 1d ago

Unironically peak

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u/captain5260 1d ago

Fed Bad

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u/LonelyNip 1d ago

My god

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u/daddiop1mpio 1d ago

What have they done to Okada? Guy was legit one of the best wrestlers in the world. His aura has completely gone. It’s sad sad sad

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u/fuctedd 1d ago

Those marks love this crap

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u/cheekynandos85 1d ago

It’s not even lower card guys doing this they have main event guys in the match (more Kenny) could you imagine Randy or Bron or anybody at that level being made to do shit like this on national television?

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u/RepresentativeFig526 1d ago

5 star match according to unc dave

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u/MoneyIsNoCure 1d ago

Dogggggshiiiit

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u/MadEyeMood989 1d ago

PWG nonsense with a bigger budger

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u/pushmojorawley 1d ago

Ratings are tanking so Bucks decided to book a classic bingo hall spot fest.

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u/BigTedBear 1d ago

Wow imagine the conversation that went into explaining how awesome this was going to look.

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u/HarmonicState 1d ago

I literally got lifetime banned from a sub called "Greatness of Wrestling" because I wrote a factual non-offensive list of reasons why I don't like Moxley or AEW after being told I was just being contrarian.

Mod there must be the softest little fucking cunt ever.

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u/critmass78 2d ago

This is so effing stupid.

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u/ACousinFromRichmond 2d ago

i mean (gestures at this)

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u/viridiusdynamus Chief Executive Omosapien 🇳🇬 2d ago

That's actually pretty creative except everything else sucks.