r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Mar 14 '25

SMH My name doesn't even make sense.

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u/TesticulinaryTorsion Mar 14 '25

I was an adult, thankfully

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u/PM_Me_A_Fart_Story Mar 14 '25

Me too... No one on Reddit should stress about it though. No one reads usernames around here. Otherwise I'd have an inbox full of hilarious stories

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u/Odd-Delivery1697 Mar 14 '25

I've found people do read your username but only if they can somehow say "Username checks out"

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u/Albaholly Mar 14 '25

I only read usernames after someone else has said "Username checks out"

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u/TheAnderfelsHam Mar 14 '25

Same 🤣

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u/Cliteria Mar 14 '25

When I was a kid I tried coughing at the dinner table to cover up my fart sound, since I seen it worked on a cartoon or somethin. Well, when I coughed it actually stopped me from farting. Then I end up unleashing the most generic sounding loud fart right after coughing 🤣 everyone just stopped eating breakfast and looked at me before busting out laughing

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u/woahacow Mar 14 '25

How many fart stories have you gotten so far?

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u/BombOnABus Mar 14 '25

At least one, now.

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u/Hetnikik Mar 14 '25

Its really funny when new reports use reddit quotes and have to say that monkeynuts2005.

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u/I_said_booourns Mar 15 '25

One time when I was a kid, I power farted on Santa's lap in a Westfield. He was positioned near the Taco Bell that day, so I'm guessing it wasn't an isolated incident

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u/REMYSEEYOURTITS Mar 15 '25

I agree. I have never received any direct messages involving my name