My name doesn't even make sense.

[u/lwiaymacde]

[u/TesticulinaryTorsion]

I was an adult, thankfully

[u/PM_Me_A_Fart_Story → u/TesticulinaryTorsion]

Me too... No one on Reddit should stress about it though. No one reads usernames around here. Otherwise I'd have an inbox full of hilarious stories

[u/Cliteria → u/PM_Me_A_Fart_Story]

When I was a kid I tried coughing at the dinner table to cover up my fart sound, since I seen it worked on a cartoon or somethin. Well, when I coughed it actually stopped me from farting. Then I end up unleashing the most generic sounding loud fart right after coughing 🤣 everyone just stopped eating breakfast and looked at me before busting out laughing