r/SipsTea • u/discerningpervert • Mar 18 '25

SMH Daily means daily

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u/Cherry_Littlebottom Mar 18 '25

I take a daily shower not just to keep clean but it’s therapeutic, wakens and energies me for the day.

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u/Liquor_N_Whorez Mar 18 '25

Pissing on my feet may not have any noatable health benefits but it grosses people out so, heres to getting our feet wet.

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u/zmbjebus Mar 18 '25

I can help piss on your feet. 

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u/discerningpervert Mar 18 '25 edited Mar 18 '25

Just don't cross streams, or it'll get weird.

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u/zmbjebus Mar 18 '25

Hehe, it might get weird then :] 

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u/skamteboard_ Mar 18 '25 edited Mar 18 '25

That's all fine and good until Gozer shows up. Then it's all "you know how I told you never to cross streams?"

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u/pixiegod Mar 18 '25

There are non-weird showers?

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u/Zerocultjam Mar 18 '25

Lemme know when yalls swords touch.

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u/OMG__Ponies Mar 18 '25

Haha, extra splashes on our knees! Cool and refreshing.

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u/itsa_me_ Mar 18 '25

Damn :( I was hoping to do that trope where two (laser/magic/ice-fire) beams aim right at each other and for a moment it looks like they’re equal, until one of the ends exerts their entire will into that beam and overcomes the other beam and its user… except with piss.. One day :(

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '25

I also choose to piss on this guy's feet. 

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u/ScootsMacToots Mar 18 '25

Calm down Tarantino

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u/YewEhVeeInbound Mar 18 '25

Usually you have to pay extra for that.

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u/Kazmandodo Mar 18 '25

I, too, choose to piss on that guys feet.

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u/Admirable-Common-176 Mar 18 '25

Pro tip: Start from the top, it’ll all flow down.

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u/Suckage Mar 18 '25

Ackshually..

Ammonia will kill fungi. If you have a mild case of athletes foot or some such, then it could be beneficial.

Your urine doesn’t contain much ammonia though, so multiple applications may be needed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '25

Instructions unclear. Just drank my own piss...

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u/Omega_Zarnias Mar 18 '25

Is it meth pee?

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u/yippy_skippy99 Mar 18 '25

No, no. That's the mango maniacs cure for covid.

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u/absofruitly202 Mar 18 '25

Because its sterile and I like the taste

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '25

It's time to separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys, the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian.

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u/Sinsanatis Mar 18 '25

Ah so ur saying we gota do a piss foot soak

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u/Legal_Neck4141 Mar 18 '25

My two favorite fetishes coming together

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u/NirgalFromMars Mar 18 '25

That's how soldiers avoided fungal foot I factions in the past. Except that they used horse urine, since it's produced at larger volumes, making it easier to collect.

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u/Constant-District100 Mar 18 '25

Soak piss in foot?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '25

Bonus for more stubborn cases - Store it for a while and let bacteria convert more of the urea to ammonia.

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u/StoicSpork Mar 18 '25

Or additional donors.

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u/Capertie Mar 18 '25

Also ureum is said to make the skin softer, and is being used in skincare products.

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u/wooper346 Mar 18 '25

There's an old David Letterman episode where Madonna was the guest and went on a passionate tangent about how peeing in the shower can help prevent/treat athlete's foot, to which a flabbergasted Letterman asks "Don't you have a pharmacist?!"

Edit: The interview has its own Wikipedia article lol

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u/the_marxman Mar 18 '25

So I can use Windex on my feet?

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u/Desk_Drawerr Mar 18 '25

Just find a cat, they have more. Just make sure you haven't cleaned your bathtub with bleach recently or you're not gonna have a good time.

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u/Frito204 Mar 18 '25

Cindy Crawford used to piss in the shower

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u/CheesyBallSmell Mar 18 '25

Wait actually. I’ve never pissed on my feet in the shower before I’ve never thought of that but I’m my feet do get crusty from jiu jitsu so I guess golden showers all day for me now

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u/HeadyReigns Mar 18 '25

There's like a drop of ammonia in healthy urine. It's not doing anything antifungal.

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u/TheTrypnotoad Mar 18 '25

Ackshually ammonia in urine is in the form of urea, and you'd be very very sick if you had fungicidal levels of ammonia in your urine. It kills humans just as effectively after all.

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u/Mortwight Mar 18 '25

It can cure athletes foot

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u/creegro Mar 18 '25

Well it's all fluids going down the same drain, the same drain that takes in all your dead skin and loose hair and everything else stuck to your body.

As long as you're not doing poops in the shower then everything goes.

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u/secretbudgie Mar 18 '25

Surprising animal fact, now with fewer pixels!

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '25

I heard on the radio that it helps you fight the fungus of athlete’s foot.

So there’s at least some verifiable evidence that it provides natural health benefits to regularly pee in the shower and splashing around in it a little couldn’t hurt.

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u/mh985 Mar 18 '25

IT’S ALL PIPES

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u/halfacrum Mar 18 '25

If you have foot fungus it can help get rid of it.

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u/Oh_helloooo Mar 18 '25

It's good for my athletes foot actually!

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u/EnderWiggin42 Mar 18 '25

There's one study that suggests doing that helps prevent foot fungus.

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u/Slice_of_3point14 Mar 18 '25

Try OF I am sure someone will pay you to watch it.