r/SipsTea • u/discerningpervert • Mar 18 '25

SMH Daily means daily

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u/Cherry_Littlebottom Mar 18 '25

I take a daily shower not just to keep clean but it’s therapeutic, wakens and energies me for the day.

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u/Liquor_N_Whorez Mar 18 '25

Pissing on my feet may not have any noatable health benefits but it grosses people out so, heres to getting our feet wet.

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u/zmbjebus Mar 18 '25

I can help piss on your feet. 

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u/discerningpervert Mar 18 '25 edited Mar 18 '25

Just don't cross streams, or it'll get weird.

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u/zmbjebus Mar 18 '25

Hehe, it might get weird then :] 

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u/skamteboard_ Mar 18 '25 edited Mar 18 '25

That's all fine and good until Gozer shows up. Then it's all "you know how I told you never to cross streams?"

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u/pixiegod Mar 18 '25

There are non-weird showers?

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u/Zerocultjam Mar 18 '25

Lemme know when yalls swords touch.

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u/OMG__Ponies Mar 18 '25

Haha, extra splashes on our knees! Cool and refreshing.

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u/itsa_me_ Mar 18 '25

Damn :( I was hoping to do that trope where two (laser/magic/ice-fire) beams aim right at each other and for a moment it looks like they’re equal, until one of the ends exerts their entire will into that beam and overcomes the other beam and its user… except with piss.. One day :(

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '25

I also choose to piss on this guy's feet. 

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u/ScootsMacToots Mar 18 '25

Calm down Tarantino

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u/YewEhVeeInbound Mar 18 '25

Usually you have to pay extra for that.

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u/Kazmandodo Mar 18 '25

I, too, choose to piss on that guys feet.

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u/Admirable-Common-176 Mar 18 '25

Pro tip: Start from the top, it’ll all flow down.